GOD VS LOHAN

I am sure that god has nothing better to do than to jack with Lindsey Lohan.

OP MORALE POLICE

Doesn't this douche bag have anything better to do than to tell others what they should be doing? I bet this guy claims to be a Republican yet cries for government intervention all the time.

PRAYERS ARE FOR SUCKERS!

Not really, but in this case they are. When are these clowns going to figure out that it takes action and not prayers to save their communities?
LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE, THAT IS THEIR PRAYER! YOU NEED MORE!

WHAT IS THE POPE THINKING?????

WHY IN THE WORLD IS THE POPE VISITING WITH SATAN(PELOSI)?

SILLY SATANIST

I take it that these bastards have never heard of a freaking Chalupa

PHONEY ASS KCMO RELIGIOUS LEADERS

"They carried signs that described their concerns over the way city leaders and the media treat residents living east of Troost Avenue."

Instead of blaming people for reporting whats going on in their neighborhood wouldn't it be better to clean up the problems? When their is a mini ethnic cleansing going on in a part of town shouldn't it be covered?

YOU RELIGIOUS LEADERS are to blame for this crap as well. Are you saying that you have more pull in City Hall than you do in your own backyard. Can you intimidate the media but not a drug dealer for setting up shop on a corner? GIVE ME A BREAK!

SILENT PROTEST, THAT DID NOTHING TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM GETTING KILLED JUST LAST NIGHT!!!!!! If you were truly men of god you would be out there fighting every day to prevent crap like this from happening instead of spreading the gospel of self promotion and pocket lining.

WELCOME BACK OLATHE

After reading this story regarding a church in Olathe I decided to give the city a second chance.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH RELIGIOUS LEADERS

For a group of people that preach daily against homosexuals there sure are a lot of wannabe homosexuals leading them.

OLATHE AND RELIGION

BEFORE you psycho's read this post let me clarify that I am proreligion. I am not writing a post asking people to stop praying.

Today I learned that you could look up blogs on blogger by location. I went through a page in OP, Leawood, Lenexa and last but not least Olathe.

The subject matter of the Olathe blogs all seemed to be about praying, forgiveness, jesus fish and name that bible verse. So let me ask my fellow JOCOIANS or more importantly the fine people of Olathe what exactly is in the water out there? Are there other intrests out there besides worship? Are you the people that watch those 10 religious channels on my cable box?

And isn't there a book allready covering this topic called the bible? Do bloggers actually think they can do a better job of presenting the material in the bible than well the bible? I'm just curious.

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY

1. This Indiana father gets my vote for "Father of the Year". You sir are a hero.

2. This guys church gives you something back to those that add to the weekly collection.

3. Mother adopts 2 girls, kills them and then sticks them in basement freezer.

4. If you deport 1100 illegals in SOCAL how many does that leave?

5. Nude Palin portrait hangs in Chicago Tavern.

6. HUH? The government is easing the laws restricting people with HIV from entering the country....That makes a lot of sense.

7. KC Chamber of discommerce endorces blight rail. Well you have to back it now don't you? I mean look at all the new business's that the chamber has lured to our city............

8. More evidence that YRC tried to grow to fast.

9. If you look up in the sky on Wednesday night you might be able to catch a glimpse of a witch on a broomstick heading toward 18th & Vine.

10. Who better to cover the Financial set back than the JOCO Sun. GIVE ME A BREAK!

SATAN WORSHIPERS DINE IN STYLE

It isn't often that there is a good story in the news regarding Satan worshiping so when one comes across the news desk here at JOCOSOB I feel obligated to share it with you.

It appears that in Russia a group of peaceful worshipers got a little carried away and stabbed 4 goth teens over 600 times. Ohh the fun doesn't stop there. Once they bleed their kills the prosatan group butchered them up and slow roasted them on a camp fire. The story doesn't mention what side dishes were served or what was for dessert.

PLEASE PULL YOUR THUMBS OUT OF YOUR...

Here we go again... A group of metro "religious leaders" are planning a march for late September to Stop the Violence and they will hold classes on Sept 12 on parenting, finances and job readiness.

WHAT A FREAKING JOKE! Are these guys new? Was murder #80 the tipping point? Where the hell was their concern at murder #1? These so called pastors are just as much of the problem as the mayor, media and dumb ass KCMO police chief. I have yet to hear of any real solutions or efforts in tackling this problem. Do you know what happens when you "march against crime"? You get sore feet, thats it.

QUICK HITS

Top Ten stories that you need to know about before speaking today.

1. After a lazy Tuesday it is good to see that violent crime is back on track in the metro area. Dead body found in house on Forest.

2. Can't we just bull doze Prospect? Seriously, nothing good ever happens on this street. Man shot at 40th and noProspects.

3. Kansas City religious leaders like sodomy. They like it so much that they paid $10 million dollars to molest local boys.

4. If a racetrack that nobody went to in the first places closes, does anyone care? No.

5. Will Prairie Village leaders finally jump on board with my plan of taking down the 18th street expressway?

6. God bless the little engine that could KCK. While they lack the numbers that KCMO has they still manage to either shoot or stab someone on a daily basis. Stabbing on "scenic" 7th street.

7. In a city full of shell casings, broken crack pipes, shanks and grenades, do they really need to worry about a smoking ban in KCK? Seriously they can't enforce the laws that they have now so why add to the list. Tell ya what, clean up the crime in the city then come back and say that you are concerned about the health of the citizens. Jackass's.

8. How fitting is it that a man that crapped all over former players health needs, dies early. Normally I would feel bad about a death but the way this guy treated former NFL players makes it difficult for me to say anything more than CYA A-HOLE!

9. How many greeting card sayings were deemed inappropriate by Hallmark while they were creating "Gay Marriage Cards"?

10. Alligators swimming in the streets of Florida.

The distinguished gentlemen - Emanuel Cleaver

I love the fact that this guy is so predictable. After a few years in congress he has finally got his money lined up on that end so that he can leave his money making gig at the church, but not entirely. Any good shakedown artists knows that you teach the scam to someone else but make a percentage off the top. Religion and Government are the ultimate pyramid schemes and Cleaver has his hands in both.

WHEN RELIGION GOES WRONG

Here is yet another example of religious groups taking things to the extreme. This time the lives of 52 girls were ruined due to extremist beliefs. I guess they should just be thankful that they weren't offered Kool Aid to drink.

QUICK HITS

1. Religious leaders capture the true meaning of Christmas.
2. The only cat worst than mine? At least this cat killed its owners quickly. My cat has been slowly going at it for the past 12 years.
3. A girl with half of a brain recently learned to walk. Is this news? I know girls that have half a brain that have been walking for years.
4. Huckabee continues to prove that he is nothing more than a bible thumper in this election. Good job Mike, keep up the good work.

THIS HAS POTENTIAL

OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

• I would like to see "Allah" sued for September 11th.
• The sun for global warming.
• Celine Dion for noise pollution.
• Santa Clause for animal cruelty.
• The Tooth Fairy for price gouging.
• Easter Bunny for promoting the genocide of chickens.
  
• Hallmark Cards for the creation of made up holidays in order to sell cards.
  

Michael Vick: "I found Jesus"

Today as Michael Vick turned his plea in he proclaimed that he has found Jesus and is a changed man. It amazes me how many people find Jesus once they get into trouble. Has he been hiding the rest of the time? Do criminal defense attorneys have his cell phone number?

Just the other day I found Jesus with out even looking. He was in the Big Lebowski picking up the 7-10 split. Jesus Quintana