THE JOCOSOB WORST PERSON OF THE YEAR

For being more liberal than most liberals
For not having the right strategy for Iraq
For not being able to catch Bin Laden in 7 years
For pushing our country into socialism
For reaching across the aisle and not getting anything in return
For doing such a piss poor job than an idiot with no experience seemed capable of taking his place
For being unmotivating and reactionary
For letting me down.

FREAKING FUNNY

The smoking gun has put out its 2008 mugshots of the year. These are awesome!

THE JOCOSOB PERSON OF THE YEAR

General Petraeus. He won a war, not an election.

QUICK HITS

Top 10 stories that well informed JOCOIANS should be reading today.

1. Pretty soon you will have to pay a tax if you take more than one dump a day in NYC.
2. Is Steve Jobs sick? IPOD owners every where need to keep an eye on this guys health.

3. Bush tries to defend his leap into socialism.
4. Yet another Obama associate is heading into legal problems. This time it couldn't of happened to a more deserving guy.

5. Woman PTA leader caught banging 13 year old boy in the back of her car. IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT!

6. Isn't it great that our government is giving the title CZAR to posts in charge of segments of our economy?

7. What kind of sick parents would name their kid ADOLPH HITLER?

8. I still remember watching this made for tv movie when I was kid and it has scared me ever since. I hope that this is really the guy and it brings closure for the family.

9. Arabs to cut oil production in an effort to screw you at the pump.

10. Time says that Obama is the Person of the year. BIG F'n SURPRISE!

WEDNESDAYS WITH DR. SOB

Due to the overwhelming response to last weeks section on sex articles in the news I have decided to make this a weekly section of the blog.

1. It turns out that teens teaching other teens about sex was a bad idea. Slutty teens will now have to find other ways to work on their leadership skills.

2. Sex takes 2nd behind the internet. What they didn't ask is if they would choose sex or Internet without porn....

3. Celebrate the birth of Christ with sex.

4. Heidi Klum discusses how she gets her self in the mood........

5. When is it considered cheating? Didn't we get all of these answers from "Road Trip"?

6. Did you know that NYC has a museum of sex?
7. Creepy trends in Techy Sex products.

8. "Sex workers rights"??????? Good lord.

9. Ten worst sex tips given by Cosmo

10. The easiest article to write I have ever seen on the internet "men like lingerie"

HELP KC'S UGLY WOMEN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Be sure to nominate the fugly chick in your office and help brighten up your Christmas. This event will take place on Dec. 21st so get your nominations in now.

THE WIRE

1. Getting shot in KCMO is so common nowadays that it isn't even the lead in this story. Instead the fact that the gurney broke took the headlines.

2. The best football player in the State of Kansas (not residing in Lawrence) is about to say good by.

3. Yet another untrustworthy lawyer.

SANTA VS JESUS

BEST OF 2008 KC METRO

Since I gave you the worst I guess I should give you the best.

MEDIA
Sports Talk Show Host - Soren Petro
Syndicated Radio Show - Glenn Beck
Meteorologist - Mike Thompson
AM Talk show host - Darla Jaye
News Programming - KMBC
Journalist - Michael Mahoney
News Website - KSHB
Radio Station - 810 WHB
TV Sports Anchor - Frank Boal
TV News Anchor - Larry Moore
Media Member covering politics - Dave Helling
Sports Columnist - Jason Whitlock
New Radio Personality - Jason Anderson
Covered Story in the Media - Kelsie Smith
Idea in Media - Star Layoffs
Metro TV Station - Metro Sports
Media controlled Blog - Crime Scene KC
Reading over lunch - The Pitch
GOVERNMENT
Special Interest Group - NRA
School District - Blue Valley
Republican -Sam Brownback
Democrat - Mike Sanders
Community Activist - JOCO SOB
Kansas Politician - Sam Brownback
Missouri Politician - Kit Bond
Local Cause - Crime Prevention
METRO AREAS
Community to live in - JOCO
Street to live on - Mission Road
JOCO City - Leawood
Least Blight - Leawood
Missouri Burb to live in - Lee's Summit
Town to live in - Lawrence
Highway to drive on - 435
Street for Development in JOCO - 135th street
place to rent an apartment in JOCO -Town Center Plaza
JOCO HS - Blue Valley North
JOCO Elem School - Blue River
JOCO Park - Heritage Park
JOCO Police Cars - Lenexa
Trash Pick Up - Overland Park
Place to live in KCMO - WALDO
Historical Marker - Liberty Memorial
Tourist Attraction - The Plaza
FOOD
Pizza Place - George's Pizza
BBQ - Oklahoma Joes
Deli - New York Deli
Chicken -Strouds
Fast Food Drive Through - Wendy's
Steak - J. Gilberts
Fries -Oklahoma Joes
Hyped Fast Food Place - Culvers
Bar Food - Johnny's
Italian Food -Jaspers
Service - Melting Pot
Meal for the Money - Amore de Brazil
Seafood - McCormick & Schmicks
Mexican - Abuelos
Fast Food Mexican - Taco Via
Lunch Buffet - Waldo Pizza
Burger - Flying Saucer
Chili Cheese Fries - The Peanut
Donuts - Krispy Kreme
Breakfast - Cascones Diner
RETAIL
Drug Store Chain -Walgreens
Electronics - Best Buy
Grocery Store Chain- Hen House
Place to buy Meat - McGonigles
Pay TV/Internet - AT&T
Mall - Oak Park
Gas Station -Quick Trip
Priced Computers - Best Buy
Priced BBQ Equipment - Oklahoma Joes BBQ Store
Place to Buy a Motorcycle - Worth Harley Davidson
New Shopping Area - Village West
Box Store - Target
Outdoors Store - Bass Pro Shop
Hardware Store - Nuts & Bolts
Book Store - Barnes & Noble
SPORTS
College Athletic Department - KU
College Basketball Tean -KU
College Football Team - MU
Sports Franchise - Royals
Athlete in Public - Tony Gonzalez
General Manager - Dayton Moore
Chiefs Player - Brandon Flowers
Royals Player -Zack Greinke
Games to Attend - Royals
Cheerleaders - Brigade
Mascot -Slugger
Fans -Royals
ENTERTAINMENT
Entertainment Area - P&L District
Bar -McCoys Public House
Movie Theater - AMC 30 Olathe
Place to Attend an Event - Sprint Center
Event - NASCAR RACES
Place to see Animals - Deanna Rose
Place to Entertain your Kids -Power Play
People watching - Casinos
Hotel For a Weekend - Westin Crown Center
Romantic Dinner - The Melting Pot
TV Sitcom - The Office
TV Show - The Wire
MISC
Place to Work - Hallmark
Blog Topic - Crime
Blog Gadget - Sitemeter
Blog Topic - Obama
Place to get an animal - Craigslist
Charitable donations - Toys for Tots
Place of Worship - Your home
Place to get Shot - Within 3 blocks of Independence Avenue
Place to see fat chicks think they are hot - Ren Fest
Place to see girls with Daddy issues - Hooters
Place to get bit by a stray dog - Central Avenue
Place to see White Gang Bangers - Oak Park Mall
Place to see Inbreeding - The Great Mall

CAN'T WE DO BETTER THAN BEANS AND RICE?

I just read this story and the first image that came to my head was the South Park episode in which Sally Struthers was hoarding all the snackie cakes while the poor people in Africa ate beans and rice.

Is this the best we can do for the homeless in the area? Beans and Rice? This is America, not Ethiopia. I find it hard to believe that with all the donations that are given to local charities that our local hobos are facing a freaking shortage of African aide food.

A TRUE KC LOSS

This spring the KC metro area will be a lot less cheerful and a lot less viewer friendly. I could really careless about Arena football BUT we will now go a whole season without the Brigade Girls!!!!!!!

LEARY TUESDAYS

LEARY TUESDAYS

THE WIRE

1. Silver Shells, Silver Shells, It's Christmas Time in the inner city, Ring A ling, see them bling, someone will be dead today. KCK shootout leads to one dead and a couple of others injured.

2. The phrase "Merriam Hotel" sounds trashy doesn't it?

3. The need for the new Call of Duty simply overwhelmed this young man.

4. NBC Action news gives JOCOians tips on how to protect their homes from KCMO residents.

THE KING IS GONE

CYA JACK ASS!