The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....

Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right - Revisited

Awesome

Obama continues to shart on America

Will you notice if the Federal Government shuts down? Hell No. 

1.  Another problem faces America and our President takes ANOTHER vacation.  I think this guy got elected so that he could take his family on a free vacation every week.
2.  While there might not be enough money to pay our troops there is plenty of money for this douche to vacation?
3.  Obama gives the finger to America when it comes to gas prices
4.  How much did George Soros pay for this ugly worn out handbag?
6.  Fuc&$@g up gas prices wasn't enough for our president.  No, no, his policies even reach our FREAKING KITCHENS!
7.  Obama's war plan on Libya is causing friendly fire on US Tax Payers.
8.  Obama's brain remains missing as people search for his birth certificate.

FOX NEWS MAKES A HUGE MISTAKE!

There is no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt belongs with this group of fugly has been stars.  One bad picture and she is mentioned with Kathleen Turner? 

Thank you for supporting the E - Tax

On behalf of all of us in Johnson County I would like to thank you ignorant fools for keeping your tax scam.  We will continue to welcome KCMO companies and white collar employees fleeing your corrupt crime filled city to our oasis of commerce. 

Try collecting a Tax from a vacant building and empty houses lol. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

The face of the Religious Right

I was asked who I thought was the leader of the religious right and this is the only person I could think of. It has to be John Lighgow from Footloose doesn't it?

Reverend Shaw Moore: If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Japanese sex robot or Miley Sex Doll.  That will be the question going through the head of many a 40 year old living in their parents basement this Christmas. 

Liberal jackass's

Some more examples of liberal douche baggery.

1.   Is it not racist to sue a city for being too white?  Douche bags.
2.  Citizenship is no longer a voting requirement in Colorado.  Next Stop, the rest of America.
3.  Obama will send troops to Libya to protect his Muslim brothers but doesn't give a crap about our Law enforcement officers getting death threats from Mexican drug cartels.
4.  Liberals say that Republicans will kill 70,000 kids
5.  YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG before Jesse Jackson was able to figure out another way to try and be relevant again.  Have fun Wisconsin, he is all yours.

Vanness Hudgens Sex Movie ?

Vanessa Hudgens wants to start doing sex scenes?

Uncle Owen Action Figure

 

 

Awesome

Not So Daily Link Blast

Because I know how to use Google and you bastards don't.

1.  Lame morons embarrassing themselves tomorrow with bad jokes = YOU Top 10 April Fools Day pranks caught on video = them.
2. Victoria's Secret launches Swim Suit line - Yes there are pictures (lots and lots of pictures)
3.  122 of best PC Games in the past 22 years. How the hell is Mine Sweeper on that list?  Who the hell ever figured out how to play that damn thing?
4.  Remember the WOPR?  Top 10 computers in movie history.
5.  BreweryMap.COM- Could this be the app of the year?
6.   Born a Lard Ass?  132 lbs 3 year old
7.  Betty White hosting a punked show for old farts?  This could be must see TV
8.  KCK and KCMO residents won't notice this infestation - Stinkbug Invasion!  
9.  Bueller!
10.  As a kid I had a Dominique Wilkins poster next to the one I had of Bo Jackson.  Now the guy is getting his ass kicked by random fans in the street.

Not So Daily Link Blast

Enjoy today's installment you lazy non internet searching bastards.
1.  Take a look at what advertisements for Facebook, Twitter and Skype would look like in the 50's
2.  Great video find of Belfast in 1901
3.  I figure I better post this one now before we get to close to Easter.  15 awesome church signs.
4.  Brand new video of the Tsunami - Unreal
5.  The 40 oz. Archive - The greatest archive of malt liquor in the world.
6.  Retro Hand Held Game collection - Yes it is playable.
7.  This is a link that many of you need to follow - 300 blogger templates. You no longer have an excuse for having a crappy looking blog.
8.  Bookmark these sites today for your 2012 Olympic coverage.

9. Did Tiger Woods pick up his new girlfriend at Nick & Jakes?  You can find 100's of chicks that look like this there every week. 

Best Beer Can Ever