STARBUCKS LAUNCHES OPERATION: BURN OUT REACH OUT

For the price of $4 your average local burn out can find shelter for 12 hours a day. Not only do they get shelter, they get Coffee and OATMEAL. This move by Starbucks is going to slow down my prediction that the coffee house douche bags would finally go away.
Stay tuned.

THE BRITS GET IT

First of all, I would like to apologize to our allies across the pond for the despicable behavior of our dictator. Due to the ignorance of Americans on the left, the man truly believes that he is Jesus.

I am however glad that you now see him for what he is, an arrogant prick.

CNN anchor lets everyone know whats on her mind

Interesting addition to the menu.

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

I would like the thank the Cross Roads District for this recent example of Hipster Douche baggery. Anyways, it appears that the wannabe artist and burnouts that roam the cross roads district like zombies have decided to spice things up.

One of the "galleries" is promoting THUMB WARS to gain entrance to their female pit hair exhibition.
The only blood shed that this war will produce will be from the emo dude in the corner cutting himself

QUICK HITS

I got an email from a friend of mine informing me that the KCMOSD is looking to fill 3 teaching positions before spring break. If you are interested one of the following please let me know and I will forward your resume to the proper people 3 SUBJECTS THAT HAVE OPENINGS; Drive By Ed, Shank Shop, Welfare Economics.

1. Kansas is home to the oldest fossilized brain ever discovered. Further proof that Kansans have been brighter than MU residents since day 1.

2. P&G is working on a sex patch for women to increase their sex drive. Couldn't you get the same effect out of women if men taped $100 to their arm?

3. Obama hates England but loves Hamas.

4. I guess my email to the RNC worked.

5. Hillary Clinton tells Israel that we don't give a crap about them anymore.

6. Conn. teens have watched Mystery Men way too many times.

7. WSJ calls out Obama.

8. Why would scientist want to make an HIV strand?

9. McDonalds running out of Chicken was reason enough for this woman to Call 911 THREE TIMES!

10. What the Hell did JOCO do to deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"GREEN SEX" IS KINDA NASTY

WARNING SOME OF THIS STUFF MIGHT MAKE YOU ILL (NO PHOTOS). BEWARE OF #11, "THE DIVA CUP"

THE WIRE- PLAY THROUGH THE COLD

I have been a little disapointed in our team the last couple of days. It seems as if we have hit a losing streak and are in need of a Slump Buster. Lets hope that warming temps later in the week will help get them back to their winning ways.

1. KCK Drive by shooter struggles to find the strike zone and settles for a shoulder shot.

2. Sloppy Play by Body Hiders. If you are going to hide a body shouldn't you do it furhter than 2 miles away and leave it in a car.

3. KEEPING IT GANGSTA! Take not metro thieves and murderers of this case down in Wichita. Not only did they car jack an old man they also kicked his ass.

IF YOU CELEBRATE THIS" HOLIDAY"...........

You deserve to get your ass kicked.

BELLAMY TUESDAY

REMEMBER WHEN THIS GUY WAS FUNNY

KC'S CLOWN PRINCE

And he wonders why he can't find a chick in KC.........
PHOTO FROM TMZ

SCOTT PARKS IS A MORON

I can't believe that I heard this clown call Glen Beck a stuttering idiot. What an idiot. Not only does he attack one of the best voices conservatives have right now BUT isn't Beck on 980 in the mornings?

Each and everyday a little bit more of the truth comes out about Parks and what he TRULY believes. If liberal radio produced high ratings this empty suit would claim to of been at Woodstock.

RUSH'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

This was an awesome speech!

GOOD BEATS EVIL

SCOREBOARD BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone remember the movie Red Dawn? I consider that movie to be one of the best movies I ever watched in my childhood. How can you beat High School kids fighting for their freedom against communist forces that now governed them? One day they are sitting in their classroom and then BAM! their lives have changed. Sound Familiar? Anyone else feeling that way about their country lately?

If you take away the guns, parachutes, and bad acting it is almost exactly what we as Americans are going through now.

The extremist on the left are using this economic problem to radically change our country by stripping people of their wealth, freedoms, guns and speech. BUT we can't just blame the extremist on this, Ohh no. The moderates in the Republican party are just as guilty, maybe even more so because they lied to us.

Anyways, getting back to Red Dawn. Remeber the head of the student counsel that lead the Cubans/Russians to their hidden location because he thought it was good for them all? That guy in the KC Media is Scott Parks. He wants to walk, talk and sound like a Republican so that he can have a job BUT is very quick to attack "his own". Who does that?


We have 2 years to kick the Moderates out of the party and expose them for what they are. Call them out as you see them and let them know that there is no room in our party for them anymore.

QUICK TAKE

If you say "somebody has a case of the Mondays" to make fun of that quote, you are even more annoying than the original.