Friday, May 15, 2009

KCWIRED TALKS MEXICAN FOOD


This guy might have the hardest blog to write due to the lameness of our city. However just like his website he steps up and drops a nice review.
Enjoy,
JOCO SOB


Let’s be honest; there isn’t a whole lot going on in KC this weekend. With that said, for your reading pleasure, I present my latest Mexican restaurant review:

The KC area is full of Mexican joints; I am not talking about the stuff you smoke. That is a different column altogether. In all seriousness, there are many great places to eat in KC. Whether you are into authentic Mexican or the ubiquitous Tex-Mex, KC has it all. This week I had the pleasure of visiting Fronteras in SOJOCO. They have couple of locations in JOCO. The one my wife and I visited is in the Deer Creek strip mall. When we arrived, I had reservations about trying out new Mexican place. In fact, I contemplated driving down the road to Jose Peppers, another Mexican joint that always delivers fantastic Tex-Mex cuisine. With so many choices, why risk eating something you may regret later? After my hungry wife prodded me into trying it out, we entered the unassuming establishment only to discover a modern looking restaurant with soaring ceilings and minimalist décor. Imagine, a Mexican restaurant without the hokey Mexican horns and blankets most places feature! Now, back to the food; I ordered a “Chunky Burrito” that was stuffed with large chunks of perfectly seasoned pork and ground beef. It had the perfect blend of rice and beans. It was simply terrific. My wife ordered the chicken enchiladas, which were equally as tasty. The rojo sauce was perfecto and the chicken was magnificent. Wondering about the chips and salsa? They are on par with the best of what KC has to offer. I strongly suggest you check out Fronteras Mexican Restaurant and let me know what you think! Casual attire and moderate prices.

Peace,

www.kcwired.com

QUICK HITS - ITS A TWISTA, ITS A TWISTA


I bet there is some good people watching at a trailer park when the Tornado Sirens go off. It would almost be worth setting up a webcam out there for days like today. Now that I think of it, a webcam at a trailer park would be hillarious to watch even when the weather is nice. I will make some calls and see what I can do.

Gary Lezak said that he didn't know if we could take more than 2 inches without there being problems.......

1. Dildo sales benefit local kids. That is a sentence you don't think you will ever type.

2. We are doomed for sure now! Obama pissed of the Canadians...

3. This house is an example of what we have to look forward to with Obamas energy plan.

4. Notre Dame protesters have more energy than their football team in recent years.

5. 51% of Americans are now against killing babies. This is the highest it has been in over a decade when this poll started.

6. Do they really think that 108 kids are going to clean up KCK? I bet if you drive through there on Monday it will look like they were never there.

7. For those of you that don't know what to expect when you hit puberty, Fox News has come up with an article breaking it down for you. Because we all know that kids surf Fox News.

8. Chinese build sexual theme park.

9. KDOT finally realizes that there is a problem at 435 and i35

10. Obama tells you that his economic policy is dangerous.........

BEASTIE BOYS - BEFORE THEY SUCKED

D BLOCK



BEST OF THE REST

HEADLINE OF THE DAY



Gingrich: Pelosi 'Lied,' 'Despicable,' 'Dishonest,' 'Vicious,' 'Trivial'

MORE KCMO "TRAFFIC CAMS" ON THE WAY


The parents of dead children throughout KCMO are glad that the city is more worried about speeders than violence.

Here are some sites that will help you fight tickets that you receive from the douche bags in KCMO.

http://www.highwayrobbery.net/

http://www.phantomplate.com/

How to fight red light traffic tickets

EHOW.com

FESTIVAL OF DEATH


If you are like me then when you hear Troost you think good times and festivals right? Good Greif.

Here is the money line of the story.
"Organizers also hope to change the neighborhood's image and encourage "life long learning.""

POLAR BEAR KILLING UPDATE

I went out and purchased two additional gadgets today upping my bear count to 19. Happy hunting!

WE LOST A GOOD PERSON TODAY


Thursday, May 14, 2009

QUICK HITS -

Q) What would be the worst possible business that you could open up in KCMO?

A) High School graduation party catering.

1. More examples of government waste. First $500 toilet seats and now $2.5 million for Chinese whores. If anyone knows if they are accepting applications for researchers let me know.

2. When was the last time you heard that money spent by the government wasnt for an "emergency"?

3. Rove reaches back and bitch slaps Pelosi.

4. AP thinks that Obama Administration is full of crap.

5. If you loose your job and cant get it up don't worry about it. Apparently we the tax payer want to make sure that you can still get laid.

6. Anyone that has driven through Ottawa, Ks knows that the whole place is one big Meth town.

7. Awesome Tornado story from CNN.

8. WYCO residents need to read this story. There is a ROADKILL COOKOFF taking place in West Virginia! If ever there was a contest made for you, this is it.

9. History and Overland Park dont seem to go together.

10. I love the fact that our wealthy county is getting stimulus money.

THURSDAYS WITH ANGELO

Here is this weeks installment from Angelo. Enjoy, JOCOSOB


WOW, 3 weeks later, and after only 2 contributions, some people want to kick me out of MY country… isn’t it great! Please be sure to thank the God of your choice because you are in USA and for the freedom of speech that we enjoy!

My father used to tell me “The best way to measure how good you are doing or going in life is not by the number of followers and friends but by the number of invidious enemies and the number of people opposing to your thoughts without facts and knowledge”
I am not wasting my time and ideas responding to the individual that started the wave, as a gentleman I did send him and invitation to talk, he knows my numbers and where I can be find. My requirement is: Face to face my dear friend, face to face is my technique.
I believe in second chances, so here it goes: Tony can you give me a ride to the BCIS office (INS). I will turn my self in with “La Migra” and make you happy and by the way you can keep my bow tie too…. What do you think Antonio B.?

Know let’s go back to business:
How to understand and what it takes to be a conservative? Things I learn from the great communicator Ronal Reagan and other leaders:

The shortest definition of a conservative American came from President T.D Roosevelt “The ability and right of the American People to rule themselves, to govern themselves, and to control themselves” today we call this Individual responsibility! Do not wait for the government to give you everything, you can do it, you can build it or you can destroy it!

According with Ronald Reagan the great communicator “Our allegiance and love of the Republic is one of the fundamental values of an American but especially to a conservative republican”. To put it in my humble point of view, what it means is: because we have forgotten this basic principle, (loyalty to our country) is what have gotten in trouble; if you no longer remember the foundation that nurtured our country’s beginnings you will never be able to project our country to a better future.

The Constitution: The Sublime and Supreme Law of the Land is giving us the best and more exact definition of what a conservative means. The Constitution believes that American people have the RIGHT to rule themselves, govern themselves and to control themselves. And to me this is the “American Manifesto”, as Americans we do not need to look for a socialist or communist manifesto in other lands. Are we clear? Are you with me? Are you following me? We must follow what our Constitution dictates because it is the blueprint where the SACRED RIGHTS of each person are preserved, protected and defined. The sacred rights are there, and cover the poorest or the richest without distinctions or discrimination.

As a conservative American and with this coming statement I want to invite the democrats to practice this and join us to look for the well of our country. Conservatives we do practice and we do believe in a FAIR play, I always remember this when I am engaged in any type of debate, or controversy, but be advised that fair play does not mean avoiding a good political fight for a just and right cause, conservatives we are attentive and we do respond when the basic principles and values of our founders are disobeyed or avoided.

The first fight that we take on our shoulder is: WE want limited government, we are clear that the government is here to govern, and to enact laws always by what it is granted by power of the Constitution.
We are against the government bringing “government solutions” to our personal or State problems. Here I will like to mention one of our heroes of El Alamo, Senator Crocket’s decision to reach his pocket and offered to pay the expenses to support the widows and orphans from the war, and he invited the other senators to do the same, to support a just and patriotic local cause. Crocket message was “If any government with power to give us everything that we want. Would also have the power the take away everything that we have” (Thomas Jefferson).
Here I will also like to mention the “Enterprise Zones” Experiment from Ronald Reagan, inviting local entrepreneurs to open their business in areas taken by poverty, He will offer huge TAX INCENTIVES just for locating their business is these poor areas, this experiment will bring employment, training, better education, new certifications, more commerce and a positive impact on the development of poor areas. Did you get it! Local people taking care of local probems with local resources.

Conservatives strongly support cutting back taxes, actually we want tax incentives, abolish programs that generated only expenses (Do you remember the DNA study of a certain type of Bear, or the bridge to nowhere), we need a gradual and realistic increment of our independence to do business, we do not want to be dependant of the government, “we do not want distribution of capital or resources” we want to make money, and yes gain wealth and be able to keep it to invest back into our community by stimulating more or new business.

Our point of view with religion is that we do recognize and respect that the Constitution was designed from the principles of the Holy Bible and the USA was founded under strong Christian beliefs, we are religious people and we are not scare or afraid to mention the Holy name of GOD. Ronald Reagan was a craftsman working to be sure that our principles were forged by Christian believes.

Now the important definition of a conservative is that special love for the USA, I am not telling you that the others do not love our country, they just do it in different manner and intensity.
Let’s close this review by saying that we still believing that The Constitution and the love for our country are the best tools to keep all American together are the best protective devise that we have against the enemies of our country, and should be the inspiration that keep us moving as American Daily Patriots.

Now it is up to you pick if you want to be a social conservative or a fiscal conservative (or both) but remind to yourself our strong landmarks as a American Conservatives, adopt one of all factions of conservative republicans, look for the one that will benefit our country better, be strong with our social conservative policies (Christianity as the foundation for our decisions), if you want to be a neoconservative like me you must fight for lower taxes, local stimulation of the economy and we do not demand or support welfare programs.

I personally can not be a “paleoconservative” they do not support immigration to USA and I do support having our troops where is needed to protect the integrity of our country. This type of conservatives does not like to have our troops in foreign countries, regardless of the situation.
A fiscal conservative focus in money and government size, smaller governments and reduction of unnecessary expenses, some of them believe on Social Security privatization.
Our traditional conservatives love to keep the American traditions, to preserve for future generations de roots of our identity.

Make the right because our Country may need you tomorrow.

See you next week…Hasta la vista!

HOW MANY POLAR BEARS CAN YOU KILL?


I want you to read this story and then add up the number of gadgets that you have in your house that will end up killing polar bears and apply that number to 1 polar bear death. Those of you in KCK and KCMO need not take this test because well, you are poor and don't have gadgets.
Gadgets mentioned.
  • Flat Screens
  • IPODS
  • MP3 Players
  • Mobile Phones.
  • Laptops
  • Digital Cameras
  • Desktop Computers
I am pleased to announce that my family will be killing 17 polar bears

PAYBACK - AUTO SALESMEN PREPARE TO BE F'D


Finally some good news for those of you that have been screwed over by car salesmen. I say that we post jobs asking for previous auto sales experience. Once they come in put them in a conference room and drag them through a 3 hour interview. Then when the interview is done offer them minimum wage. When they reject that offer tell them that you are going to go speak with your manager about getting you more money. Make them sit in the conference room for 2 more hours and THEN come back and offer them 25 cents over minimum wage. Tell them that is there last offer but you will throw in an hour for lunch.

After all of that fun is over kick their ass's to the curb.

OPRAH IS DANGEROUS.


Oprah is ruining Americas reputation across the globe. First she opens up a Rape school in South Africa and now she is out to destroy the rain forest. Where is the outrage from all of the liberals on this crap?

Maybe Americas poor should be glad that she would rather help the poor in Africa than in her own country.