Because the news always sucks

We have tried to avoid covering national news for a few weeks now so that our blood pressure would return to healthy preobama level.

1.  Obama bows to the Chinese once again by hiding the Lama.
2.  McConnell punches his ticket to ignorance island.
3.  How long before this woman's husband is arrested for killing her?
4.  How bad is this woman's aim?  Shoot at puppy and end up killing your husband?
5.  New doll teaches little girls how to breast feed their baby............
6.  Casey Anthony's lazy ass couldn't put on makeup for her prison release yet she can party while her kid is missing?
7.  Republicans call the bluff of the douche n chief.
8.  Prison Planet does a great job of putting a timeline to Obama's budget failures.
9.  Hillary Clinton gives terrorist organization international credibility.
10.  Obama's incompetence in the economy is no longer a question.

Two Words for Sunday

Hope Solo

Everlast Black Jesus

Almost Daily Link Blast

A bunch of random crap for you to pick through today.

1.  Casey Anthony pics are turning up everywhere.
2.  Photos of the best Hot Dog joints in the United States.
3.  20 Chicks that should be in Playboy, sooner than later. (yes Carrie Underwood is mentioned)
4.  The ultimate in wedding douchebaggery courtesy of Joe Flaco
5.  5 Ultimate Baseball collapses that happened after the All Star Break.
6.  Because Mac & Cheese is awesome - 7 Recipes
7.  Hey Yo!  WTF happened to Scott Hall?
8.  If you marriage sucks just remember these 10 financial reasons to stay and suffer.
9.  Facebook at work without getting busted
10.  College Football Twitter Directory.
11.  Another crappy product imported from China
12.  Heather Morris shows you what healthy living can do for you.

Question of the Day

Would the Casey Anthony defense team be able to come up with a strong enough defense to prove that Scott Parks is a Republican?

Get it Girl

Ashes to Ashes

Welcome to Texas I hope that you enjoyed your stay.

And you ain't nothing but a Dopemans.........

You can Kiss My Ass

There is absolutely no reason for this post other than the fact the number of ignorant F's in this city is at an all time high.

1.  You dumb bastards that are arguing with people on the Casey Anthony verdict
2.  You Mercedes driving ignorant F's that think that rain=snow
3.  Anyone that still believes that Hope and Change are good for the country.
4.  Fat chick at the pool that thinks its ok to wear a bikini.  Ewww.
5. KCI airport for being an hour away from civilization and making us drive through crap parts of the city to get to and from your vacant location.
6. Stupid bastard that knocks at my door trying to sell me a $7 candy bar at 630pm for a charity that I never hard of. 
7.  F' Cheddar Bob for making white people look ignorant in 8 mile. 
8.  Overland Park police for blocking 69 highway off on the 4th of July because you are incapable of handling traffic that you knew was going to happen for over a year.
9.  The KC Scout for putting up Stalin like Firework warnings all over OP. 
10. JOCO cops cracking down on fireworks rather than douchbags cooking meth in North OP.
11.  White People that say shizzle and nizzle.  Seriously???

Almost Daily Link Blast

A weeks worth of links that are worth reading.  

1.  10 ways that people piss you off with emails.

2.  Who says that women athletes with skill can't be hot?  Sorry softball player chick.

3.  Tatted up Moms

4.  List of the countries best hot dogs.

5.  15 Awesome Grill Designs 

6. If any of you follow all 15 of these hygiene tips then you are insane.  Some of these are just disgusting. 

7.  Here is a no brainer - Massage is better for your back than medicine.

8.  Miley Cyrus becomes less attractive when she speaks.  

9.  Big Mac and Beer?

10.  Cavallari - Thats all you need to know

11.  5 ways to get rid of your one night stand

Shit Eating Grin

Now you know why this Union burn out is smiling. 

Failure = $$$

Fu** Up an entire nations way of life and get a raise. The Obama incentive program.  

Ice Cube - Check Yo Self

KATIE HORNER IS DONE

Don't let the door hit you on the way out you mom jean wearing psychopath.  Property values in the metro just increased 10%.

Boil Order in JOCO?

Is JOCO really old enough to have major waterline breaks like the one we had today?  No.  

Someone should be looking into the crappy work that Water One has been doing for JOCO because the only reason we should ever boil water is to fend off KCMO & KCK residents from entering our Utopia.  

UPDATE:  A SINGLE RACCOON DID THIS?????????????