Monday, December 31, 2007

Isla Fisher PICS





KANSAS STATE GETS SPANKED BY XAVIER


While the Jayhawks continue to roll over everyone that is put in front of them the AAU team in Manhattan continues to struggle. This is what happens when you assemble a team of AND1 players with a coach thats biggest win was in High School.

The question of 2008 is which is worst Football or Basketball in Manhattan?

XAVIER 103 KANSAS STATE 77

THIEVES WATCH CHANNEL 9 NEWS


It was only a couple of days ago that Channel 9 brought you this helpful information. Well today they posted this wonderful follow up story.

QUICK HITS


1. Keeping it Ghetto a robber decides to rob a Rent-A-Center in KCMO. Why would you rob one of the only businesses brave enough to open up in your hood?

2. Is Lee Summit far enough away from KCMO? It appears not.

3. Hillary Clinton has no shame. Now the loon that wants to be president is saying that she risked her life for this country. In the words of one Charles Brown, Good Grief.

4. It appears that someone from KCK won a trip to NYC and left a present.

5. Bad news for everyone, Chelsea Clinton is not allowed to speak. She is however excellent at sitting, fetching, rolling over and chasing the mailman.

6. Half ton woman. Do I need to comment on this?

7. Bhutto is dead. That is all I keep reading and hearing about. Until a few weeks ago I had never even heard of this person. blah, blah, blah, blah blah.

KCK - Homes full of filth & kids


Who would of suspected this? As I posted earlier this year when Extreme Makeover was here they should of done the whole freaking city. According to the story the house was full of feces and trash. What the story doesn't clarify is if they were referring to to contents of the house or the people living in it.

You decide.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

THE CHIEFS


Where to begin.

1. Fire Mike Solari
2. Move Carl Peterson away from football operations. He should remain as the CEO of the team since the owner is never here.
3. Trade Larry Johnson for draft picks.
4. If you can get the best QB on the board draft him.
5. Cut the following players
  • Ty Law - Unless you make him a safety
  • Patrick Surtain
  • The whole O-line except for Wegman & Waters
  • Eddie Kennison
  • Kris Wilson
  • Jason Dunn
6. Lower ticket prices - They are going up regardless once the renovations are over so give the fans a break for now.

QUICK HITS


1. People are risking life and limb to flee KCK.

2. Isn't this a scene out of an AIRPLANE movie? I am surprised the plane wasn't totaled after hitting one of KC's famous potholes.

3. It appears that young girls are following the lead of Jamie Lynn Spears. This 13 year old "decided" to shack up with her 34 YEAR OLD "boyfriend". And yes she is pregnant.

4. Some nicknames fit.

5. Cheap coffin? I have always known that people that grew up in the great depression were frugal but this is over the top.

6. Even the Latino Street gangs of LA are racist. They simply follow the lead of their biggest gang, La Raza.

7. When old people speak it is often humorous. McCain is irrelevant not Legend.

8. Fred Thompson says that he is not interested in running for president. My question is when did he start?

Saturday, December 29, 2007

POST UPDATE - MURDER


I wanted to update my murder prediction post from last night. It appears that my predictions came close but fell just a bit short. I don't blame this on my ability to predict the future. I instead put the blame where it belongs.

1. KCK would be killers had a bad night with the aim.
2. The same can be said for their partners in KCMO.

It could be the cold.

QUICK HITS


1. Shooting up a Hooters isn't a way to make friends in prison. To some that is all they have to look forward to upon release

2. Warning! Throw any and all Camel meat that you have away immediately, it may contain Anthrax. I for one will be switching back to llama during this time.

3. The desire to see Hannah Montana has no limits. The mother in this story is a real gem.
"We did the essay and that's what we did to win," Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. "We did whatever we could do to win."
4. Wouldn't a topless women lure any guy? Let's be honest here.

5. There is nothing that I TUNES won't control within a year. The idea of renting videos for your ipod is genius.

IT COULD BE WORST


If you are one of "those" that find joy complaining about winter weather in WINTER then take a look at these sites and you might just stop your complaining.

FAIRBANKS, ALASKA

SOUTH POLE

What type of weather do you expect in December???????????

Friday, December 28, 2007

KEITH LANGFORD


Keith Langford has finally made an NBA roster. Today he signed with the Spurs.

TOP TEN PIZZA PLACES IN KANSAS CITY


IN NO ORDER

1. PIZZA SHOPPE
2. STONEWALL PIZZA - 103RD & PFLUMN
3. ORIGINAL PIZZA
4. MINSKY'S
5. PAPA KENO'S - OLD OVERLAND PARK
6. KELSO'S - NORTHLAND
7. D'BRONX
8. WALDO PIZZA - BEST BUFFET IN TOWN
9. GEORGE'S - 95TH & ANTIOCH (USE TO BE LEO'S PIZZA)
10. VILLA CAPRI - METCALF

RUNNER UP: CASEY'S GENERAL STORE - BELIEVE IT.

ANOTHER MURDER


Take a guess where.

1. Troost
2. Prospect
3. KCK
4. Independence Avenue
If you picked number 2, you are correct. Of course by the end of tonight all of the choices could be right.

CHANNEL 9 NEWS THINKS YOU ARE IDIOTS

On their website they have a story advising people to warm up their cars when it is cold outside. REALLY!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE FREAKING TIP!

MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS


She just got done telling my wife that Daddy's did all the hard work and Mommy's don't.

The montessori schooling is truly paying off.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

DOME ALERT - MORE SNOW


Expect round the clock coverage of snow falling, snow sticking, snow being cold, snow being wet and of course snow being slick. Tomorrows news will feature kids sledding down hills and how hardware stores were hit hard by people buying shovels.

This town is so damn predictable.

For those of you wanting more information on snow just follow the link.

Carrie Underwood Platinum


Carrie Underwood has gone double platinum.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS - NO SALT FOR ROADS


The KC METRO area doesn't have enough salt to handle this next snowfall. They are advising drivers not to drive unless they need to. I don't know about you but driving to work is a NEED TO and the roads are going to be slick.

What the hell do the Mayors of these cities do? The lack of planning by these morons is embarrassing.

Jeffery Flannagan - HACK

Has this guy ever been the first to a story? He has been 2 days late to anything and everything to do with sports entertainment lately. Hell I have broken 3 stories in the last 2 weeks that he is just now getting wind of. I know for a fact that a columnist inside the star emailed him a link to this blog and told him to "catch up".

What use to be a must read has become liner for liter boxes across the city.

ROYAL RUMBLE CAT FIGHT!


Today at Independence Center there was a rumble with 20 girls at Independence Center. They had to be tazered and pepper sprayed to break it up.



AWESOME!

DON'T MESS WITH JOCO WOMEN


This is a public service message to all of those from KCK & KCMO that come to our fair county to rob and pillage from us. A woman that was robbed yesterday by four men took the weapon away from her would be robbers.

The women of JOCO are no joke!

CAN THEY DO IT, NO THEY CAN'T!


In the spirit of Bob the Builder the construction crews for the Bass Pro Shop in Independence are now saying that the store will be open in February. Do you believe them? Me neither.

QUICK HITS


1. Religious leaders capture the true meaning of Christmas.
2. The only cat worst than mine? At least this cat killed its owners quickly. My cat has been slowly going at it for the past 12 years.
3. A girl with half of a brain recently learned to walk. Is this news? I know girls that have half a brain that have been walking for years.
4. Huckabee continues to prove that he is nothing more than a bible thumper in this election. Good job Mike, keep up the good work.

Monday, December 24, 2007

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT CHRISTMAS


In no order

1. Putting up the Christmas tree - This year due to weather we bought a fake tree and it wasn't the same. Nothing beats driving to the Christmas tree farm and cutting down your own.
2. Egg Nog - I love it, the wife hates it (how is that possible).
3. Shopping - I dig Christmas shopping more than anything. The busier the better. From the search of the perfect parking spot to the hunt for the best deal, it doesn't get any better.
4. My kids - There is nothing better than seeing the looks on the faces of my children when they wake up Christmas morning and see mountains of presents waiting to be opened.
5. Family - It use to be that the only time that we would all see each other was Thanksgiving and Christmas so it was great to catch up with everyone. I have gone out of my way to put together enough family BBQ's (usually once a month) so that we don't have to wait as long.
6. Christmas Movies & Cartoons.
7. Christmas Music - I don't need 300 days of it but for 2 weeks that is all I listen to.
8. Christmas Lights
9. Santa Clause - You gotta love the big guy.
10. Giving gifts - We tend to go overboard no matter what we can afford. To me it is important to give at Christmas.
11. Helping others - We typically adopt a family at Christmas and ensure that they can provide a good Christmas for their kids. This year we kept it in house and gave to family members that needed it more.
12. My wife - God bless her soul for all that she does this time of year in order for us all to have a great Christmas. From the shopping, Christmas cards, making of stockings etc... I couldn't do it without her. Love ya honey!
13, Time off from work - This year I have 12 days off (Bridget had 14 and reminds me that she has more than me everyday) and I plan on filling it full of family events.
14. Food - This is the best time of year for food (non BBQ). Candy, Turkey, Pies, Cookies etc...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

LEROY THE REDNECK REINDEER



A HOLIDAY CLASSIC

CARRIE UNDERWOOD WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS



WHAT A GREAT VOICE

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE GRISWOLD FAMILY

Sunday, December 23, 2007

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME


What happens when you drop one of KC's nicest shopping areas in the middle of a war zone? Well the Village West became Quindaro West this afternoon when gunfire rang out, killing one man.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

CIRCUIT CITY SUCKS


Today I had my worst retail experience ever. I ventured out into the snow, sleet, ice (and I don't even deliver mail) to shop for my family today. I decided to run into Circuit City to look for some stocking stuffers and a casino game for my computer. After navigating through the employees who thought that standing in groups of 3 was an effective customer service tactic I grabbed a few things and headed to the register.

Well in their infinite wisdom they decided NOT TO HAVE A SINGLE REGISTER OPEN, all purchases were to be done at customer service. I walked up to customer service where there was ONE CASHIER and a line 6 ahead of me and 4 behind me. The whole time the idiots that worked there stood in huddles while registers remained vacant. I couldn't freaking believe it. I asked one guy if he could ring me up on the other register and he said no. No explanation, just no.

After waiting in line for 10 minutes I dropped my crap and left. The guy behind me did the samething and when I got to my car I saw the guy that was in front of me following as well. That had to be at least $1000 in sales that these ass clowns lost out on.

FYI, the store in question is located at 119th and Metcalf. I will not spend a single penny at one of these places again.

AMERIE HOT ?




DOME ALERT


The Johnson County Dome might be at risk today with the winter weather approaching. Luckily for us Horner and Lezak have failed so many times in the past that we are stocked up and ready.

If you do not have to go out DO NOT GO SHOPPING TODAY, this storm IS DANGEROUS (actually I have to go out today and don't want to fight crowds)

Thursday, December 20, 2007

4,500


When I first started this blog I thought that if I could get 20 people a day to read this thing that it would worth maintaining. Well it has been worth it. This site is now averaging around 100 visits per day and I broke the 4,500 mark.

Thank you to all of the readers that bookmark, subscribe and check this site out on a daily basis.

THE QUESTION EVERYONE WANTED ANSWERED THIS CHRISTMAS



IS ANSWERED HERE!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

GREATEST CARTOON EVER, GI JOE

TV COMERCIALS FROM 1986



MADE ME FEEL ANCIENT.

TOM LAWRENENCE OUT AT FOX 4


Is it just me or is the local news media suffering from turn over issues? The only station that doesn't seem to have any issues is Channel 9. What this city needs is the return of Monica Parise

NOT GAY


Thanks to his new "love child" scandal John Edwards can finally put the homo rumors to rest. Nah, still gay.

KATE HUDSON HOT ?





THINGS THAT ANNOY ME - CHRISTMAS EDITTION

1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!
2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.
3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.
4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.
5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.
6. $10 gift cards. Really, what the hell are you suppose to purchase for $10, batteries. There is nothing wrong with a gift that costs $10 it shows that you put some thought and effort into it, This says that I didn't want to spend anytime shopping for you at all.
7. Holiday office parties - Nothing says Christmas like getting together with people that you see 50 hours a week, every week for a Dinner. Really, do we need to see these people after hours as well just because it is Christmas? Nobody I have asked this year likes these things yet they occur every damn year.
8. Traffic - This really needs no explanation. We live next to Oak Park Mall, Kohls, Best Buy etc.. so crossing Quivira is impossible. It amazes me how many people are out shopping when the majority of the gifts given are gift cards.
9. People wishing me a happy holiday. Just say MERRY CHRISTMAS! Why the hell do we have to use code to speak of a holiday? Do I really need to have a Navajo Indian with me in order to speak at Christmas Time.
10. The writers strike has ruined what has always been a great tradition, Christmas episodes of TV shows. "The Office" Christmas episodes were becoming instant classics but in its place we now get to watch some crappy game show. UNIONS SUCK!
11. Stores that advertise the Mail in Rebate price as opposed to the actual price. Anyone that has ever gone through the mail in rebate process understands that it is a hoax. Why do you have to wait 6 months to get $40? Microcenter is notorious for this.

Darnell Jackson - KU's MUSCLE



HAD TO PUT THIS ONE UP

HAVE WE BROKE 100 YET?


The Chiefs may have given up but the Gangsters haven't. Chances are if you are on Gilham Road after 8pm you are going to get shot. There is no evidence to prove otherwise.

Kansas City needs a stronger MOB presence in order to curb the violence. Back in the day there was a code and set of rules for someone to get killed and if you were connected it just didn't happen. Nowadays people just get shot. These aren't random acts of violence we are talking about, this is all drug and crime related.

Bring back these people and violent crime will drop.

Gabrielle Union HOT ?




BRITNEY AND JAMIE LYN: A TRAILER PARK STORY


These gals keep proving that you can take the WT out of the trailer put you can never take the WT out of them. 16 years old and knocked up! How does this happen to someone when they have Americas poster child for Crappy Mom as a big sister?

The most shocking thing is that she called the guy that is to play the role of "daddy" her long time lover. Mistakes happen, I get that but she is proud of this. BUT THIS IS RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is 16 & he is 19. Long time? Isn't that rape?

Where the hell is the Dad in all of this?

QUICK HITS



1. There isn't a week that goes by that the school system avoids the QUICK HIT section of the blog. This time a kid gets arrested for cutting her food at lunch. "She did not use it inappropriately. She did not threaten anyone with it. "She didn't pull it out and brandish it. Nothing of that nature," explained Marion County School Spokesman Kevin Christian. Why is it that people that lack the ability to make judgment calls are educating our kids? How long is it before kids get arrested for farting in class because it caused a bioterror?
2. When animal loving goes wrong. To be fair 225 Pomeranians prob equal 3 real dogs.
3. Woman jingles santas bells and gets arrested.
4. Environmental crusaders have no sense of humor. They should just be thankful that we are not heating lanterns whale oil. How long before they want Moby Dick removed from Book Shelves.
5. So we can poll how many mexicons are here illegally but we can't stop them? 7 out of 10!
6. Disney's rides are too realistic. Lets face it, there should be some casualties when climbing Everest.
7. HS coach gets into trouble for educating his students on the mating habits of reindeer. The coach should get a high five for this team building exercise not ridiculed.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

TEACHER GOES BI?


Was there anything in her sentence regarding staying away from girls? Debra Lafave is simply misunderstood and is truly worried about her former students and employees.

Since this blog was not around when she first got in trouble I feel the need to comment on it. How does the kid turn his hot teacher in? This guy should of been the most grateful kid in the world. I am not saying that what she was doing was right and she should be punished but what GUY in the world does what he did?????????????????????

Monday, December 17, 2007

CHANGES AT 610


DA - OUT Grunhard - OUT

Shockingly Neal & Marty will still have jobs.

Entercom will never be able to compete with Union Broadcasting with moves like this. These two were the only ones that even competed (numbers wise) with 810. Screwing up sports radio is nothing new for Entercom, lets look at a nice time line.

1. Put Soren Petro in a no win situation on 980.
2. Lost the broadcasting rights for the Royals.
3. Didn't offer Petro a good enough time slot when the formed 610 which forced him to leave for 810 (where he now has the highest rated radio show in the city).
4. Didn't listen to Whitlock when he complained about Bill Maas's substance abuse problem.
5. Didn't support Whitlock's marketing and promotions even though he was TIED with Kietzman in ratings.
6. Underpaid board ops and producers at the station.
7. Put Neal & Marty in drive time. This move might be the biggest insult to sports fans in this city.