Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Let a Ho be a Ho

I first heard those wise words from one Mr. Willie D back in the 90's and today I heard The Voice of Merrill come close to saying that exact thing.  Today on his show he had a segment regarding legalizing prostitution and I for one agree with him.  Why do we waste so many resources on sting operations, street sweeps etc...?  Shouldn't our limited city funds go to fight violent crime, build roads and ohh I don't know Educate our kids? 

How quick would the religious fringe right of our party be to drop their fiscal stances so that they could continue to fund the policing of "sin crimes"?  Those hypocrites would tax air in order to keep others from "sinning".  (another reason to despise these zealots). Keep in mind that most of these people are also the ones that get busted for solicitation or in the case of religious leaders molestation

If some woman wants to whore herself out to pay rent, great!  Better to take money from a customer than from my tax dollars.  Why should I subsidize the office space of the local town whore?

And why should we have to look at these skanks walk the streets in order to find customers?  Screw that, let them advertise.  Consider it neighborhood beautification.  It Tulips on Troost is such a good idea then skankless corners have to be even better.  Surely people that solicit these beauty queens wouldn't mind shopping for a better deal and perhaps a better product.

It's not like people are going to be proud that their wife/husband is a whore and nobody is going to brag about having to pay for it right?  So the stigma that comes to paying for ass will still remain and that should be enough to keep these establishments out of plain site of the public and allow us to spend our tax dollars wiser.

History of Beer Infographic

Question of the week

Do we have more trees  and greenery in our ghettos than other major metro areas in the United States? 

Sharapova advances

I know that nobody really cares but it is Sharapova.....

Monday, May 30, 2011

Crapplebees does JOCO a favor

One of the most embarrassing things about living in JOCO has to be having the Applebees's HQ in one of our cities. Now the debate can begin, which is worst an Applebee's steak or a KCMO school district education.

Thank you KCMO for taking more of our trash

50 State Stereotypes (in 2 minutes)

Fart Infographic

I think it is safe to say that there is an infographic for everything

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because the stuff I read on the internet is better than the crap you do.

1.  10 surefire ways to get your ass fired asap.
2.  Some of the best photos of Joplin after Armageddon
3.  Guys, read these 7 rules of bathroom etiquette and follow them.
4.  Poverty stricken residents of KCK and KCMO finally have ways to fight off mosquito's
5.  Modern Warfare 3 is on its way.
6.  There are only 2 approved ways to hold hands in public.
7.  The great strawberry soda taste test finally takes place.
8.  Ever wonder why commercials are louder than regular TV shows.
9.  14 awesome subway stations.
10.  Some celebs get better with age.  10 from the 90's
11. Is Selena Gomez going to end up like Miley?

Jim Jones - Everybody Jones

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Racist Dove Ad?

This ad has been causing a ton of commotion this week on the internet.  
I wonder if Jesse Jackson has giving up showering in protest.

The Worst Couple in the Universe



AWESOME

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Country Hill Motors Commercials

Who the hell is that annoying chick with Holy Starr on the Country Hill motors commercials?  "I'm tweeting on Twitter......."  Holy Crap this chick is bad.  If you haven't seen her well just imagine the 10 most annoying women that you have ever met rolled into one fake baked dirty looking 20 something blond skank that probably works the early shift at a Raytown Hooters and you are only half way there. 

LINK TO PAIN

Walmart - Mr. Ghetto " New Orleans Bounce "



Words cant describe the awesomeness of this video. LMAO.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Recipes, Wives and Sharapova.  What else do you need?

1.  Ever wonder what to do with that leftover breast milk?
2.  The best booze apps on the market.
3.  Oklahoma Joe's makes another top restaurant list.
4.  List of athletes dating/dated porn stars
5. 35 awesome pics of the 1927 flooding of the South
6.  Great collection of vintage beer cans.
7.  7 of the laziest employees in the world.
8.  The 10 Video game consultants that were never released.
9.  Taj Gibsons nutz in D Wades face.
10.  Maria Sharapova falls down (a photo story)
11.  Finally there is a guide out there for guys on how to pick out your multiple wives.
12.  30 Movie Sequels that you didn't know existed.  They made a Roadhouse 2? 

Monday, May 16, 2011

Jack Harry WTF

I think I just stumbled across the lamest thing to hit KC Media since Katie Horners Helmet comment.  "Jacks Smack" is nothing more than old uninteresting hack trying to remain relevant by stirring up controversy about nothing.  This idiot does the same thing when it comes to the Chiefs and Royals every year.  

Is this the best that local TV can gives us when it comes to sports? 

Big Hutch - Lord Have Mercy


Song starts at 2:15 This could be the track of the year.
This is the founder of Above The Law.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Pippa Middleton Topless?

KCMO ELITE ARE SCARED

What happens when black youth cross Troost in KCMO?  Liberal elitist panic and expose their true colors and try to rid their sacred Plaza area of the same people that they exploit for votes every year.

The KCMO liberal elite only want to associate with the black community when it benefits them.  You know, when they want to throw a fancy party and write it off as a "charitable event" or get their name mentioned in the media for being compassionate. 

These same douche bags will talk about the diversity that KCMO has compared to JOCO yet fail to realize that they live in one of the most segregated citys in the United States.  Think about it for just a minute, the elite in KCMO have put tan people in one section of the city, black in another, brown in another etc... and don't give a crap what happens in those areas (judging by the inability to protect and educate the residents). 

The Wire - Mo Murda

2 murders and it is only Wednesday.  Vegas odds makers have nothing on my ability to predict murders in the metro. 

1. When the headline to this story read "Johnson County" I couldn't believe it.  Then I saw that this topless WT whore did this in Gardner and well, it just kinda fit.  Gardner is our Raytown.
2.  There is no such thing as safety in numbers when you live in KCMO.  1 Dead East Side.
3.  General Store Robbery?  I hope Floyds Barber Shop is safe.
4.  East Side Problem Solver is a Revolver.  40 year old woman killed

Common - Southside



Once again the far right wing of the party makes fools of themselves.

Monday, May 09, 2011

Obama Bin Laden?

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

I am going out on a limb this year and predicting 2.5 bodies dropped a week this summer in KCK & KCMO. Anyone going to take the over on that number?

1.  Once again a Missouri resident comes into our county to rob us.  Can't we have some drones patrol our borders?
2.  Some psycho in Missouri killed a baby, stashed it in a duffel bag and then threw it in a pond. 
3.  You deserve to get busted if you try and rob a house in the middle of the freaking afternoon
4.  East side Grandma can cross "get shot in drive by" off her bucket list.
5.  KCMO residents show their class by trashing a famous statue.
6.  NKC criminals think that Dominos Pizza is a goldmine...
7.  Kansas Hospitals conduct groundbreaking research, Missouri Hospitals cook meth........

GHETTO BIRD

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 Links that you morons missed while I was taking a break. 

1.  This article should of been titled "7 types of KCMO neighbors/neighborhoods" 
2.  8 awesome grilled cheese sandwiches
3.  10 Disney Characters that got shafted by their Disney oppressors.
4.  The History of Mom Jeans.  As I have stated several times before, Mom Jeans are nothing more than a signal to the rest of the world that the woman wearing them has given up on life.
5.  12 great reasons to watch women's tennis 
6.  The 9 greatest fictional athletes. - They could of put up the last decade of Carl Petersons first round draft picks instead.
7.  R2D2 takes on Beer2D2
8.  10 Kids movies scarier than a naked picture of the Funkhousers.
9.  Chick-Fil-A might of finally come up with a reason for me to eat there.  Sweet Potato Fries!
10.  Since we are getting a Lego Land at Crown Center I thought you might want to know the Top 10 Lego Universe Items you should "own".
11.  What the Internet was like in the 90's.  WOW we sucked
12.  Erin Andrews turned 31.  
13.  Because secret passages are awesome.  TOP 10.
14.  Jennifer Lopez looks like an Oompa Loompa.  Nasty
15.  The new Fortune 500 list for 2011
16.  World military rankings 
17.  13 interesting ways to survive a flood
18.  It is true.  Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game ever made.  I remember playing this thing non stop when I got it for Christmas when I was a kid.
19.  7 Biggest Video Game System Flops of all time.  My Brother actually owned a Sega CD console and then went on to buy a Laser Disc Player.........
20.  25 reasons to watch women sports.

Friday, May 06, 2011

We Will Be Back Sunday

I thought about posting the past couple of days but held off.  Lets be honest, nobody is paying attention to anything other than the corpse of Bin Laden rotting in the gut of a shark in the Indian Ocean. 
Before I get back to posting Sunday I wanted to see if any of you had the same thoughts regarding the recent events.

1,  How pissed off do you think he was when he found out that the 100 virgins all looked like Nancy Pelosi?

2.  Was Leslie Neilson under cover at the Obama compound?

9MM DAVID BANNER - in honor of Bin Laden Getting dropped by one