Jewel of the Nile Sequel stopped

US Drone attacks prevent Jewel of the Nile 2 from being filmed.

The Green Duck 40 years later

Tonight in the land that Kcmo elitist have forgotten, 3 more of its residents were shot (2 killed) in front of "The Green Duck".  What is so significant about that?  Well 40 years ago civil rights leader Leon Jordan was gunned down in front of that very club (his club).  

Has anything changed in the East Side since 1970? 40 years of experimentation by the liberal elite on the people of the East Side have resulted in nothing except for placing its residents on the endangered species list.  

Way Back Wednesday

Choices

Who here thinks it is wise to get your car washed on Prospect after dark? Exactly.  WTF was this guy thinking?

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader - STAR WARS Mashup (NSFW) - watch more funny videos

Almost Daily Link Blast

These could be some of the best links yet.

1.  Reason #1 to not leave the cable guy alone in your house.
2.  12 College Movies that taught us all life lessons.  Right that down.
3.  Emergency Kits for your average day. -LIFEHACK
4.  THIS IS A MUST READ - SEX & HYGIENE SURVEY IS IN (COLLEGE HUMOR)
5. Maxims Crappiest One Night Stand Winners 
6.  This could be the greatest political ad of all time.  Holy Crap this guy has balls.
7.  Adults take place in the worlds largest Dodge Ball game EVER.
8.  11 Things that you only do when you are drunk.
9.  Because Midgets Kick Ass - 25 awesome pics of midgets.
10.  The Breast Milk Diet......

BMX Rider vs. Kid on Blades.

Holy Crap that is funny.

HIT BY TRAIN AGAIN?

Could somebody please tell me how you get hit by a train while walking?  Do the rumbling earth, horn and loud noise not give you enough warning?  And don't train tracks typically mean that a train could come?

It's not like this thing sneaked up on this guy at a freaking intersection or ran a red light.

 This is Natural Selection at its finest

How to Fix Facebook

Facebook News Ticker Remover for Google Chrome

NOW STOP BITCHING 

Random Crap

1.  Yes the new Facebook sucks BUT what sucks even worst is hearing people bitch about it all day.
2.  If you can't drive the speed limit on the highway then take the freaking side streets. You are more dangerous than people speeding.  Seen on 69 highway this week
3.  Those of you that txt while you are driving are assholes.  While you are typing "OMG" we are all watching your car swerve in and out of your lane. It's a freaking phone.  Dial the number and TALK. Seen on 69 highway this week
4.  Did I really hear Scott Parks say on todays show that he gets a pass because he has two friends that are black?
5.  Have you noticed that the KC Star puts pictures of skanks on their front page everyday now?  Kinda like a certain blogger that they hate...
6.  Today I actually met someone that hadn't had Caseys Pizza.
7. Do you think that you could study and get good grades if people were getting  shot by 3's in your neighborhood?
8.  Economic Stimulus - Putting inner city drug dealers in school districts in the burbs full of pot heads.  

When Liberals Rule

We all get screwed. 

1.  Warren Buffett has his billions and could careless if the rest of us make a dime.
2.  Obama puppet master makes the Forbes top 10 richest Americans.  Surely this is just a coincidence.
3.  Obama douches up a group picture
4.  While you are taking your jewelry to the pawn shop, the elitist first lady is wearing 42k in bling

ALGORE NO MORE

Only 18k people tuned into this jackass lie to the world for 24 hours.  What happened to the great cause?  Are people finally waking up and realizing that they have been duped by elitist trying to make money off of peoples fears?

Way Back Wednesday

Two classic groups from the 80's and 90's. Before "bling" 

JOCO losing its shine?

Is anyone else concerned about the gold paint fading on our ghetto?  What else are you suppose to think when you get an influx of We Buy Gold stores, a Salvation Army store on 117th and Metcalf, as many Aldi's as Hen Houses, 2 Savers stores and 100 Chinese buffet's ?

Yesterday I saw a guy dressed up as a leprechaun holding a sign asking for gold.  WTF!  When did this become Raytown?

Question of the Day

If kids vandalize an unaccredited school in the hood, does it really happen? 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Please help an unaccredited KCMO school kid read these.  

1.  The most annoying thing in JOCO is the "wine snob".  11 tips on how to be a wine loving douche bag.

2.  8 tips to get benefits out of that hot "friend" of yours.  

3.  5 ways to make PB&J better.

4.  Remember when Best Buy was profitable?  Flyer from 15 years ago.

5.  Ever heard of #friskyfriday ? Apparently skanks on twitter post pictures of themselves every Friday...

6.  Toys your kids will want for Christmas this year

7.  10 of the hottest Jewish chicks in Hollywood. 

8.  Worst Jobs in the Star Wars Universe 

9.  20 most typecast characters in Hollywood history.

10.  Shanina Shaik.  Who the hell is this?

11.  Mayweather vs. Larry Merchant 

The Wire - Approach To Danger

This weekend was one of the most productive in the history of the East Side.  For now on 2-4 murders in a few day span will be considered peaceful and lackluster which makes you wonder if the competitive spirit in the East Side will rise to the occasion and go for double digits.  What's to stop them?  The mayor that can't control his own pimp slapping son?  The Chief of police that we don't have?  The citizens that live in the war zone that no longer resembles a city and is closer to South Lebanon?  The "community activist" that have failed their community for the past decade?

Nope, the only way this will stop is when the ammo runs dry.

1.  If only the Royals could turn a triple play like our gangsters in KCMO.  3 killed and yes, 3 killed.
2.  Suicidal Teen on "Smart" avenue keeps cops away from their job.
3.  Masturbating man asks 10 year old for directions in Lenexa.  Joco continues its perv streak.
4.  Normally shooting someone in the head would be a big story but  not when people are killing in 3's.
5.  It now takes 4 KCMO residents to carjack someone.  Kinda overkill isn't it?
6.  Olathe murderer gets tracked down through his cell phone. Joco just doesn't have the quality of murderers that the East Side has.
7.  Anyone that has been on 8th and anything in KCK knows what a crap hole it is.  1 chick killed
8.  14 year old chick stalked by a 16 21 53 year old wacked out perv. NKC
9.  40 year old lawyer perv from KCMO used the internet to stalk 14 year old girls in JOCO.

ghetto boys - G-code

Miley Cyrus Panties

Looks like Miley is trying to get some of the spotlight away from Scarlet

Almost Daily Link Blast

Some crap for you uninteresting people to talk about today.  Maybe now someone will listen to you.

1.  Dude that ate raw meat in Wal Mart look like he is straight out of the East Bottoms. 

2.  Local Best Buy employees MIGHT want to consider looking for new work.

3.  9 reasons to like Sarah Palin even more.

4.  100 best "shut ups" in movie history

5.  The past 14 years of Google.  Holy crap, we are getting old. 

6.  11 facts about strippers that you need to know.

7.  Erin Andrews working out

8.  7 Types of lesbians that you will find at a gay bar

9.  11 things that governments have banned in order to protect citizens 

10.  Manny hits more than homers, ask his wife

Scary White Guy

Killed 3 people "allegedly". 

THE WIRE - Premeditated

Premeditated - characterized by fully conscious willful intent and a measure of forethought and planning
If only we could have Michael Buffer announce the start of the weekend in KC.

1.  Sitting in your house in KCMO more often than not will cause an early death.
2.  21 counts for 7 robberies is overkill isn't it?
3.  KCMO drug dealer has to give up over a million dollars in properties.  Damn!  Looks like crime payed for a bit.  43000 pills distributed.....
4.  Yet another lock down for a metro school.  This time it was due to matches...
5.  You can rob banks in the Northland with a notepad.
6.  Troost keeps it real with a quality drive-by shooting.  2 down.
7.  Westport produces a corpse. 
8.  Dollar Generals seem to be a favorite of robbers
9.  North JOCO continues its downward slide.  Stabbing
10.   Residents living in the east side MIGHT want to consider buying safes that can't be carried off by robbers.  4 people beat the F up and robbed.
11.  Father of the year  in Missouri, probably not if his daughter has anything to say about it.

Palin Proves That You Can Go Back

after going black.....

Ask for Warlock

Is Scott Parks selling his Star Trek Collection?

ANCHORMAN CLOWNS KARDASHIANS

AWESOME

Bar Sign

Nebraska Fans Like Cake?

WOW!

ALMOST DAILY LINK BLAST

Because the internet is full of useless crap and we like to read it.

1.  10 abandoned resorts that look like something from The Day After

2.  You can bitch all you want about your boss on FB and not get canned?
3.  Man sues White Castle because he is a Fat F***
4.  Ron Jaworski S***s himself on MNF broadcast
5.  7 things to bring to a bar.  Notice Kyle James didn't make this list.
6.  10 Awesome Beer Gardens 
7.  Does Rihanna make a good lingerie model?
8.  Some of you idiots still don't know how to tailgate right.  Here is a simple guide that even you can follow.
9.  Perfect video for those of you that live in the East Bottoms. - Luxury Living in a dumpster 
10.  Rest Easy, the DEA is all over Bath Salt abuse........
11.  13 Athletes killed in plane crashes
12.  Ana Ivanovic - US Open
13.  10 people with crappy jobs
14.  18 TV roles that were played by someone else first

PATHETIC

This ass clown is so full of himself that he thinks that by appearing on TV for 24 hours we will all suddenly believe.  What is the difference between Algore and a Televangelist?

SPRINT APP

When you run a Mobile phone company with crappy service the best thing to do is create an APP to even further limit your service.  FREAKING BRILLIANT. 

THE WIRE - FACES OF DEATH

I say faces of death but lets be honest, we will never see the faces of those killed violently in the metro.  That is unless it happens in Joco cus we be Snitchin 

1.  They say "man dressed as woman" robbed the bank in Mission.  I say he looks more like Kat Williams than a hood rat.
2.  South Central KC? When did this become LA?  Anyways, 2 fine upstanding citizens shot.
3.  Isn't getting shot at a KCMO school part of their vo-tech program?  Give this man an A+
4.  The one kid that attends school in KCK got hit by a car this morning.
5.  Is South Benton crappier than North, East or West Benton - 2 shot.
6.  Finally, the return of the knife.  Remember all the stabbings a few years ago?  Stabbed, KCMO
7.  The man that brought us Kyle James is going to bring back the city's violent crime commission.  Otherwise known as Kyle James babysitters.
8.  2 more people make the KCMO honor roll
9.  Willie Nixon is going after Kyle James title.
10.  KCMO rounds out the weekend with a nice triple play this afternoon. 3 shot

Spice 1 feat.E-40-D-Boyz Got Love For Me

THE WIRE - KCK makes its move

Who said that murderers, pimps, whores and dealers don't have civic pride?  The news is full of KCK residents that are sick and tired of playing 2nd to the Varsity squad in KCMO.  Where there is a will there is a way and these folks stepped up when nobody else would.

1.  Shooting someone in broad daylight takes some guts.  This just proves how badly KCK wants this.  Dead.  
2.  KCK firefighter didn't think it was wrong to molest preteen girls.
3.  Robbing a KCMO bank is like asking a homeless man for a quarter.
4.  20lbs of meth might be enough to make Oprah skinny.  KCK
5.  Only a JOCO pansy would surrender to cops over the phone.  Way to let us all down!
6.  When people in KCMO get shot they drive themselves to the hospital and remove the bullet themselves. JOCO guy cant even make it to the hospital before crashing his car.

Tony Yayo Feat. 50 Cent, Shawty Lo & Kidd Kidd - "Haters"

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because you need something to read while you are slacking at your job on Friday.

1.  10 places more dangerous than KCMO at 2am.

2.  20 Cardboard signs that kick ass.  If only our homeless had this much creativity.
3.   Doug Fluties daughter in all of her cheerleader greatness.
4.  Have you met Ashley Hobbs?
5.  The 8 greatest slides in the world.
6.  TV's evil twins from the 60's.  Anyone that grew up watching channel 41 in KC has seen all of these episodes at least 11 times.
7.  40 behind the scenes Star Wars photos that you probably haven't seen.
8.  Do we really need to know about Denny's secret menu items?  I don't even want to know what is on the regular menu...
9.  Lies about getting married (that you know were thought up by a woman)
10.  Maxim puts up its "contestants" for Hometown Hotties.
11.  Forbes Magazine thinks that Obama is doing a half assed job.
12.  Because when you think KY you think lesbian.....
13.  Chuck Norris takes on a Storm Trooper
14.  Megan Fox eats meat again.

15.  When you think Cruise Vacation, think North Korea.

Uncle Murda - Warning (Remix) (Feat. French Montana, Jadakiss, Styles P, Jim Jones, Vado & Cam'Ron)

AMISH GO KCMO

I have been saying it for years

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE AMISH 

THE WIRE - MORTICIANS WANTED

I started putting together the weekend ketchup tonight and couldn't believe the amount of violence there was this weekend.  OK, I could believe it... Also, who decided to start building an Ark with dead bodies?  Can we get back to single murders instead of murder by two's.

1.  Two KCMO residents decide to increase the Overland Park murder rate.
2.  Two shot in meth town.  Funny that the two cities that Truman nuked in Japan are in better shape than his own birthplace.
3.  East Side life expectancy declines once again. 2 dead.
4.  Religious pervs cause man to off himself.
5.  Worst Car Jacker EVER.
6. 10th and Waverly isn't exactly college and metcalf.  3 SHOT........KCK
7.  Do it yourself cremation in Missouri
8.  Nothing good happens at 230am in KCMO. Another shooting

Killa City - Kutt Calhoun

GOOD NEWS REPORT

Ok, who am I kidding.  This news blows. 

1.  Psycho bitch from Cali wants to rob America of trillions of dollars.  Because she knows what she is doing?

2.  Government run agency that is now irrelevant threatens to shut down this winter unless we give them more money to waste. 

3.  The government is set to "scare" us with swine flu again.  

4.  7 fresh corpses in the land of community activism.

5.  Israel predicts war but can they count on Obama?  Doubtful 

6.  The price of a life in LA has been reduced to the cost of headphones. 

7.  Women can now sue their husbands for lack of sex.  I guess that is one way of getting F'd. 

8.  Obama hates Israel

9.  Liberals prop up terrorists 

10.  The wealthiest elitist in the country