OLATHE IS ON WELFARE

 800K TO TEACH KIDS HISTORY BETTER!  

Are you freaking kidding me?  Olathe just took another step away from the cool kids. 

The Bad & The Ugly

I left out "The Good" because this weekend there wasn't much good across the border.  I lost count of the shooting and body count for this weekend but here are two more people that can't say that KCMO is a great place to live (unlike you brookside douche's that ignore the East and West Side). 

Rapper John Garcia was gunned down after a party this weekend and another guy was shot in the leg.

Olathe man takes a shot that he couldn't miss after standoff with police.  

PIECE OF CRAP OLATHE CITIZEN

Jackass's like this deserve to get the crap beaten out of them in jail.  Not only did you kill an innocent woman because you are a pansy BUT you ruin the good name of our county.  Here is to hoping you get what's coming to you in your cell you sick bastard.

THE WIRE - WT EDITION

WT crime is front and center in todays news. 

1.  JOCO continues to lead the metro in prostitution busts and ignores the real problems with the Norther Part of the county.  

2. Georgia man arrested for molesting Missouri kids.

3.  Which is worst.  The woman that runs this WT  daycare or the parents that send their kids there? 

4.  Ugly lesbian accused of hitting on office worker chick. 

THE WIRE - GOBBLE GOBBLE

Do residents of E. KCMO celebrate Thanksgiving?  I mean, do they honestly have anything to be thankful about other than welfare and government housing?  Shootings, Stabbings, Rapes, Drive By, Murder, Robbery, Crappy Schools, Urban blight and terrible leadership.  Yeah, umm.  be thankful.


1.  If your city has a trailer park and more duplexes than houses, the odds of it turning into a crap hole are off the chart.  Olathe continues to prove this point day after day.  2 shot during a "domestic disturbance". 

2.  This headline wrote itself before the day even started.  Man shot in KCMO, again.  At least this guy had the courtesy of doing it face to face instead of from a moving car.

3.  Pitt, Ks coach does his best Bill Mass impersonation.

4.  Wichita Parents murdered on Thanksgiving with kids in the house. 

5.  Robbing a sandwhich shop takes courage......

IT IS OFFICIAL, OLATHE HAS GONE TO HELL

This is the final nail in the coffin for the disgrace of Johnson County. 

THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?

Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass.  From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and fast food joints, robbing east side homes full of nothing and now Car Jacking a freaking Kia.  If you bastards don't get your act together we might not set the murder record!


1.  The Kansas City Metro pawn shops are going to be full of crap from Olathe.  So if you are looking to get a good deal on the flow bee mullet attachment now is your chance.


2.  Someone actually carjacked a Kia.  Dumb ass.


3.  If you cant rob people that don't speak english then who can you rob?


4.  Are KCMO residents driving further north to dump their bodies?


5.  Independence will have to go back to Meth


6.  Can West Shawnee succeed from the rest of the city?  This kid is a freaking joke.  Nice job jack ass.

THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP

In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.

1. KCMO cops help out local tax payers by playing judge, jury and executioner.

2. Joplin police implement their own Judge Dred program.

3. It's no wonder the cops in the East Side are getting trigger happy. 2 shot and one squad car window ruined.

4. KCMO shooters improve their aim. 3 shot in drive by and nobody knows why.........

5. Being a woman in the east side has got to suck. I would tell you to ask this chick but she got shot in the chest and killed by one of the fine upstanding gentlemen in her neighborhood.

6. Olathe Man seeking underage sex for $60 admits that he is a perverted freak.

THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE

It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging and banging? Boring ass gated communities.

1. KCMO man tries to rekindle flame with his exwife by stabbing her new boyfriend and trying to abduct her and the kids. Will she take him back?

2. Robbing a DMV gets you what exactly? Olathe criminals are almost as ignorant as Olathe city counsel members.

3. Killing Hispanics in KCMO only gets you 5 years.

4. Lawrence Perv. On a side note, you never hear of women exposing themselves to teenage boys on playgrounds..

5. KCMO schools are being littered with flyers asking for help solving murders....Nice schools.

6. Pistol whipped, awesome. There aren't enough stories in the news about "pistol whipping"

7. Overland Park doesn't just hand over its money.

THE WIRE - DEATH AROUND EVERY CORNER

KCMO, YOU SUCK.

1. WTF JOCO! Overland Park, Olathe, Shawnee ALL WITH SEX CRIMES!

2. Man gets his ass beat in KCK on one of the most disgusting streets in the city.

3. Soccer fans take note of this shooting and its location. THIS is where your new complex is going to be.

4. Innocent man killed with stray bullet in front of his little kids in the East Side.

5. Independence and Meth to together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

THE WIRE - KILL OR BE KILLED

I had this debate earlier today with a fellow JOCO resident that is completely out of touch with the rest of the world. I told him that if he lived in the same situations as the people in the East side and East KCK that he might not be such a good citizen either. He said that there is no way that he would do the stuff that people in those communities do to get by. I called BS on that. In a kill or be killed situation, your instincts take over and you do anything to stay alive.


1. Fort Riley soldier is learning that 15 really will get you 20.

2. East side gets back to its murderess ways with this slaying.

3. Two teachers, One 16 year old girl..........

4. Olathe is getting more ruthless each and every day.

5. I am pretty sure that if you pulled over 6 cars after midnight in the east side, 5 of them would have guns in them. You know what you call the car without a gun? Victim.

THE WIRE - AHHHHHHH SUMMER

Summer time crime is always the best. Pour yourself a glass of lemonade, take your laptop out to your front porch and thank god that you dont live in KCK or KCMO.

1. This story doesn't make the Mission Police department look all that good.

2. Turns out the dude that got shot on Belmont Tuesday night was a gang murder. There is no way that I woulda guessed that......

3. KCK woman arrested after finding her man carved up like a pumpkin.

4. It is no longer safe to leave anything outside in Lee's Summit.

5. 15th, 9th, Cypress and Van Brundt. 4 streets that people from the burbs will never see. Yet another shooting.

6. How could he hear them say stop? Perv in Olathe Library.

7. 20 years after it MIGHT have made a difference: Independence is asking for a gang unit.

8. Missouri never stopped being a slave state.........

OVER REACTION????????

YOU MIGHT be over reacting just a little if you suddenly think that in order to survive you have to grow your own food. The last time I checked the price of produce was still pretty low. I for one am embarrassed that this story takes place in JOCO. Please tell me that you are at least hiring illegals to harvest your "crops". If not you will loose your burb pass.

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

Dear gang bangers,
I write you this note because I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I just wanted to make sure that everything is ok and see if there was anything I could do for you. Without your thoughtless killings, stray bullet murders, drive by shootings and execution style murders THE WIRE has been lonely. Today is a nice day so I hope that you guys/gals make a quick recovery and get back in the game.
Sincerely,
THE WIRE.

1. The demise of any city begins with a high rate of armed robberies. See Olathe.

2. Daycare in OLATHE under investigation due to death of child.

Good job Olathe you are in the news and KCMO/KCK/INDEPENDENCE/RAYTOWN arent.....

THE WIRE - NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT

The people that hold up Gas Stations and Delis have got to be the dumbest people (besides fast food robber) in the metro. Armed robbery is Armed robbery. You have got to go for bigger scores than this. You are an embarrassment to our city.

1. I don't care who you are, you don't get robbed by a woman.

2. DAMN! KCMO goes Pulp Fiction on their latest victim.

3. KCMO man found dead in the stairwell was probably killed over drugs.

4. Olathe police make it official. The bar shooting was a WT on WT crime.

5. Gas Stations in Happy Rock aren't safe in this economy. And if you do, you don't report it. Beaten and then run over!

THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE

This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!

Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.

OLATHE KIDS ARE SOFT

Who the hell are these kids? This is the type of crap that people make fun of JOCO for. Have fun dealing with real life when you get there softies.

FURTHER DOWNFALL TO OLATHE

OLATHE PARKING LOTS ARE NO LONGER SAFE.

THE WIRE - SHORT EDITION

1. Leavenworth residents have been smoking crack for aromatherapy and to help them forget that they live in Leavenworth.

2. KCMO steps up to the plate with a nice double homicide before the start of the weekend. Look for retaliation killings this weekend.

3. With the recent string of grocery store robberies in Olathe one has to wonder just how bad life is over there right now.

4. Somebody rented Barber Shop this week.

5. Kansas Prisons become more prison like due to lack of funding.

THE WIRE - HOLY CRAP EDITION

What an incredible weekend for violence in the area. Aren't you glad that there are city's in the metro cutting back on law enforcement? If it wasn't clear before it has to be now, KCMO is the armpit of the midwest. Do yourselves a favor and don't tell people you are from KC.

1. Amateur attempts open heart surgery in KCMO.

2. PV man saves tax payers some money.

3. Why shoot hoops when you can shoot people? Gang bangers shoot 5.

4. Olathe keeps on slipping deeper down the food chain for 1-35 shoot out.

5. Drive by shooting in KCMO.