QUICK HITS

1. When a gun goes off at the HEALTH DEPARTMENT you begin to wonder if there is anyplace safe in KCMO....

2. Low class criminals use low end weapons.

3. What does it say about someone that is willing to lose a million dollars in order to get a job? Claire McCaskill did.

4. If it takes art on a billboard to get you off your ass to vote then do us all a favor and stay home.

5. Any dog owner that feels that they can't go to the movies without their dog needs to be put on meds ASAP.

6. The Nerfication of the world continues with Cell Phone addiction counseling.

My stalker has returned

It appears that the Lenexa, Ks city employee has nothing to do than hound me in regards to the greatness of Brobecks BBQ (crappy BBQ place in OP). What kind of life does this guy have? While I am glad that I am a hit in the city of Lenexa, it saddens me to see tax payer money being flushed down the drain in order to defend a sub par BBQ joint.

JOPLIN, MO IS NO JOKE

I recently passed through Joplin, Mo and couldn't believe what a crap hole it was. Anyways, the WT kids in that town have no respect for their elders. Don't believe me? Read this story. No description was given of the kid but chances are that he was wearing a wife beater, pleather cowboy boots, mullet and a Union Jack Tattoo on his left arm.

KATIE HORNER JUST CAN'T RESIST!

Right now she is on the air telling people to duck and cover in Trenton, Mo. Where the hell is Trenton, Missouri you ask? 94 Miles from KCMO and 106 miles from Gods Country. This is a freaking joke. I just flipped through all of the other stations and she is the only one covering this. Isn't there a station in St. Joe or southern Iowa that would be better suited to cover this.

What a freaking drama queen.
Update: Lezak & Busby just jumped on the bandwagon...

Updated update: Chicago can expect rain....

NAACP STRIKES AGAIN - Black animals must now suffer

This story is truly hilarious. It appears that the NAACP had nothing better to do with its time and resources than to target an animal shelter..... Yes an animal shelter. No this shelter wasn't enslaving black animals or refusing admission of black animals into it establishment. The Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter was simply trying to promote the adoption of black animals. They even came up with a catchy slogan "Black is beautiful" and were planning on cutting the adoption fees of black animals due to the lack of black animals being adopted.

Well the NAACP decided that this slogan and program were tasteless due to the date that it was suppose to take place, June 19th. June 19th is the celebration of the freeing of the slaves and the NAACP decided that this was some sort of racist attack by people simply wanting to get some animals adopted.

What is hilarious about this is that black people and now animals are being screwed by Race Baiting politics and policies of the NAACP. These animals if not adopted will be killed. Way to go NAACP! I can't wait for them to say that black animals should only be adopted by black families.

AMERICAN leauge PSYCHO

Last night Milton Bradley (who the Royals tried to trade for last year) lost his temper again. This time his target was not an umpire or another player but Ryan Lefebvre the TV play by play man for the Royals. How he heard the comments that were made on TV about the game he was playing in is beyond me but this guy needs to be disciplined.

While the NFL is taking dramatic steps to clean up its image what exactly has MLB done?

David Wysong - Please leave the Republican Party

Today I stumbled upon a link to a story dealing with a state wide smoking ban in Kansas and couldn't believe who wrote it. I am use to reading stories dealing with people wanting to take away your personal freedoms but they are usually from liberal wackos, not this time. It was a Republican.

I had to do a google search in order to find out who in fact David Wysong was and it turns out that he is a a REPUBLICAN State senator for Kansas(mission hills district). Does our party need people like this representing us? How does the Republican party continue to let leftist socialist enter its ranks? If Wysong wants to be a state senator, fine but let him run as a democrat or an independent.

This guy is letting a personal loss in his family effect his legislating ability.

QUICK HITS

1. Robbery is yet another job skill that KC homeless lack.

2. Is a tax increase on gas in the future for Missouri residents?

3. JOCO churches are flush in cash so it is no surprise that local burglars have started targeting them.

4. Is working at a Water Park a job that Americans wont do?

5. This town HAD a ban on Bikinis at the public pool? Kanab City Utah might be the most backward ass city in the United States ("natural-family resolution")

6. PETA is going to be pissed when they hear about the chicken genocide in Hong Kong.

7. Hillary Clinton is thanking god this morning that she isn't in Zimbabwe.

8. Awesome! 220lb 7 year old kid......

QUICK HITS - BUT NOT MINE

Due to the lateness in my updates I am going to point you in the direction of 7 local blogs. While I do not agree with all/most/some/any of there takes on issues, they are still must reads.

1. NICK SLOAN - For a KCK perspective

2. TONY - For an antiBURB perspective

3. DEE - For a conservative perspective

4. CRIME SCENE KC...The only guy in town that tracks crime better than me.

5. KC BEER BLOG - If beer is served there then they have it covered.

6. RDM - Good read.

7. The Kansas Citian - Conservative views

KIDS IN THE NEWS

Are kids safer in schools than at home? It seems that every summer there is an outbreak of crimes against kids and/or crappy parenting. The following stories will make parents across the metro cringe.

1. Anyone that watches the Wire KNOWS that West Baltimore makes the KCMO East Side look like Johnson County. These two kids were shot in a baby pool.

2. Pet snake makes its way into the crib of a 7 month old.

3. 4 year old shoots herself with grandmas gun at Sams Club.

4. Did this Polish baby get a ticket for navigating the birth canal 15 times (blood alch level) over the limit?

5. 13 & 11 year old girls shot several times and left in a ditch to die are found in rural Oklahoma.

6. Mothers mistake nearly drowns kids in car.

BROBECKS BBQ PART 3

I went to this place again (3rd time) in hopes of finding a higher quality of food than the previous 2 visits and all of those in my group were disappointed. They have gotten a little bit better but not nearly enough to make this place a "must eat" BBQ joint. The sausage was decent, the ham salad app was pretty good and the ribs were just average. The only thing that saves this place is the quality of service.

While they are no longer an avoid at all costs type of place they still fall short of making the top 20 list.

BEING SICK SUCKS

Here is an update for those of you keeping score at home. Last Thursday I went to my 6th Doctor and he seemed to be a little bit more on the ball than the previous ass clowns I had been to. He said that with the steroid shot and medications that he gave me that I should start feeling better by this past Sunday...............

Well that didn't work out quite as planned. I was in just as much pain yesterday as I was last Monday. So today I go in for more tests.

PAUL PIERCE KANSAS HIGHLIGHTS

I FOUND THIS CLIP WHILE LOOKING FOR HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHTS GAME.

GREEN UPDATE

Have you hugged a liberal today? This is a question that everyone should be asking themselves after leaving the gas station today. Give them the props they deserve for making gas $4 a gallon in the metro. Going green now means saying good bye to your $$$.

1. Gas hits $4 in the metro.

2. Liberal environmental policies are destroying the global economy.

3. Corn hits all time high.

4. China is now drilling off the Florida coast where liberal policies prevent us from drilling.

5. List of Liberal policies that prevent us from becoming energy INDEPENDENT.

6. "The gas prices we deserve"

7. GAS VOUCHERS FOR THE POOR??????????????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WASTED!

For those of you that think that corporate America is going to be hurt by this, you are wrong. To offset the higher costs that they have to deal with they will simply charge you more and cut employment. This is a minor inconvinience for some but is going to devastate half of the liberal base. What you end up having is the rich elitist liberals killing off the poor dependent liberals... Funny as hell right?

QUICK HITS

1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.

2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.

3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.

4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.

5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.

6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....