THE WIRE

There is a good chance that the blog will be closed tomorrow to celebrate the exploitation of Native Americans by eating some Turkey and watching football. So I call on all local bloggers that cover crime in the Metro to give thanks to the murderers, carjackers, gangters, kingpins, pushers, pimps and hoes that have given us such wonderful material this year. With out the ignorance and lack of human decency that these folks have our post numbers surely wouldn't be what they are today.

In the Spirint of the holiday season I would like to give you this holiday quote to ponder this season. "Everytime a body drops a blogger gets a new visitor".

1. 50 year old man gets killed in the hood.

2. Dead man found in KCK parking lot.

3. Human Carving on Wabash.

4. KCK Gas Station Robbed.

THE PLOG HAS BEEN ON FIRE LATELY

Check out the recent story regarding the demise of the East Sides Crime fighter. On a side note, those of you wanting autographed SOB MAN action figures feel free to shoot me an email and I will try to get those out to you as soon as possible.

A SOLUTION TO HOMELESS HUNGER?

Remember the first time you saw a Reece's Peanut Butter Cup commercial on TV? Chocolate and Peanut Butter came together and there was that one guy that was a little skeptical about it until he tried it? Well keep that in mind as I announce a new initiative to solve the metros hunger problem for the homeless during the winter.

There is a story on KSHB's webiste that talks about the over population of deer in Shawnee Mission Park. The story gives out some ideas to curb the growth of the population but they all seem to be at the cost of the tax payers.

I say open up Shawnee Mission Park to the homeless for the winter and let them hunt the deer. Makes sense doesn't it? We can call it Hobo Hunting. Once the winter is over the homeless can go back to the overpass of their choice with as much Deer meat as they can carry. We could get companies such as Bass Pro Shop to sponsor the event by supplying tents and weapons so that there would be no cost to the tax payers. It seems to me that the only losers in this arrangement would be the deer.

LEFTOVERS IN THE MEDIA

I just finished reading a story on Tonys blog that discussed an issue of racism that took place over a month ago. Of course by reading the headline on Tonys blog and the story itself one would of thought that this story just happened, therefore creating an illusion of "rampant racism" in one of the most inclusive counties in the metro.
The story itself isn't worth reading and the indepth interviews by KCUR are a joke so I won't link it.

I wonder why there aren't any interviews taking place inside some of the KCMO schools about the racism towards white students or why there is never any in depth reporting on kill whitey graffiti on the city's east side. Why is it that Omega Man says that White people wouldn't dare walk in the neighborhoods that he walks in? Is he saying that the East Side is so full of hate and bigotry that a white person would be killed just for being white down there? And why is it that Jackson county is the most segregated county in the midwest? Who, how and when did Troost become an imagenary border? I am pretty sure that it wasn't a jocoian that made that so.

If ever there was a county that was racist it is Jackson County.

QUICK HITS

TEN STORIES BEING READ BY JOCOIANS TODAY.


1. While people in Missouri are dying at an increased rate, Kansas once again shows its superiority in quality of life.
2. You would think that we could get one benefit out of this crappy economy but the spandex clad death magnets refuse to quit.

3. Lezak is looking for lots of inches this winter.

4. Iranians like having unprotected sex.

5. Storming buildings with swords is back in.

6. Bush pardons John Forte. Maybe now we can get a new Fugee's album.

7. British kids don't know how to handle break ups. No word on whether or not his gf walked in and found him bleeding and decided to stab herself as well.

8. How do you accidentally flush a baby down the toilet?

9. Anyone that thought Tiger Woods was driving around in a LeSabre was on crack.

10. Teachers Aide by day, Porn star by night. I wonder how many men were involved in the PTO at that school. AND isn't it just like a bunch of women to want to get this woman fired?

MO' DEAD BODIES

When I read a story that says "shallow graves" I think about how lazy the murderer was. You just killed someone and hiding the bodies is key YET you don't take the time to hide the evidence in a deep grave?

Can't the killers of this city at least pretend that they care about getting caught and develop a little work ethic?

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

THE WIRE

OMEGA MAN lets down a city once again.

1. It saddens me that that once promising Bannister Mall area has turned into such a crap hole. A decade ago an incident like this would of been shocking, now it is common.

2. Man shot in his home and then robbed of his car. GO EAST SIDE!

3. Dumb Ass.

4. You can't even build a house in Jackson County without the risk of being murdered.

WHY I LOVE THIS MAYOR

I just read this story on Northeast news.com and laughed my ass off.
The mayor of KCMO who is residing over bloodlust 08 and tried to push a blight rail to nowhere initiative through can't even fight graffiti. Two things that stuck out in this story. 1. The mayor couldn't properly fund a freaking antigraffiti program. 2. The mayor wanted a Graffiti COORDINATOR. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

This program was suppose to cost the lemming tax payers of KCMO aprox 250k. How many first responders could the city of hired instead of spending it on a failed graffiti program?

RIP MC BREED

90's hip hop legend, dead.

KMBZ MORNING NEWS HOMELESS REPORT

Stories regarding the homeless during the holidays are so predictable that Vegas wouldn't dare set odds on it. This morning while getting ready I heard a promo on the radio regarding a "new" class of homeless people hitting the local shelters. I have no idea what it is that this means but what I got out of the promo was that this was an elite crop of homeless people.

Journalism in this town has gotten awfully lazy if this is the type of mindless predictable reporting that we can count on. Instead of exploiting the poor homeless bastards at the shelters for ratings how about you get off your lazy ass and investigate the local crime problem. Interview some drug dealers, people that live in the projects occupied by gang bangers etc..

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QUICK HITS

The Top Ten Stories that Jocoians under the protection of SOB MAN should be reading today. Those of you that have Omega Man as your crime fighting buddy, please read these links when the bullets stop flying or you are in the waiting room at the hospital.

1. The Chinese arent big fans of the new Guns & Roses album. This confirms my theory that they were the one behind the delay of its release. It also leads me to believe that Tupac is being held captive in a Chinese Prison camp.

2. You might be a dumb ass if you get shot by a freaking dog.
3. Astronauts will soon drink their own piss. Is this really the best we can do for them? And why don't we have urine to booze machines set up in KCMO homeless camps? It could cut down on the begging.

4. KCK criminals are too ignorant to make "THE WIRE" section of this blog. The latest example involves a KCK school product robbign a Verizon store of fake Cell Phones. NICE ONE JUNIOR!

5. New Orleans continues to be a haven for the most violent criminals in America. This is the city where KCMO/KCK killlers with potential go to join the big leauges.

6. Now that the election is over Obama doesn't have to pretend to be religious.

7. Canada likes fat people.

8. You are never to young to learn the proper way of using a pencil.

9. While hard working Americans across the country are battling a recession ELITIST LEFTIST actors are setting up a Strike.

10. Kidney Stone surgery leads to getting hands and feet amputated.

THANK YOU KANSAS STATE

I would like to take a moment to thank the smart people out in Manhattan, Ks for bringing back Snyder. I was truly worried that Kansas State might go out and grab a big name coach with a lot of upside to turn their program around.

The hiring of Snyder ensures that the Purple Towel waving hillbillies to the West will remain losing.