GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!

The number one question on the mind of 10 year old's in California is, where they can get free condoms.  BUT fear not, there is a program in place to help little bobby protect himself from cooties coochies.  

Does your 10 year old worry about what the other kids will think of him walking around with condoms in his pocket?  He needn't worry because they did the research and came up with the following.

"If you think that having a condom on hand makes you look desperate for sex, check out these stats that show most teens think they look smart when they carry condoms.

• 38 percent think guys look “smart and prepared.”
• Only 7 percent think guys look like they are trying to look cool.
• 54 percent think girls look “prepared for anything, and smart, too!”
• Only 10 percent think girls look like sluts when they have a condom."

Thats right folks only 10% think your little girl is a slut for carrying around 10 free condoms, lube and a pamphlet on sex positions and the keys to a good hook up.  

I bet you are saying wow, there is no way that they can top that deal.  THINK AGAIN.  

Teensource.org offers its customers free pick up & delivery!

A free essay on "staying safe with masturbation" 

Access to the morning after pill

Tips on spotting clinics that try to trick you out of having that cool abortion that all your friends are having

Don't even worry about asking your parents, we tell you how cool it is not to ask and how the state of California gives you rights that your parents cant take away.  HOW COOL IS THAT.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!  

Picture of the Day

Loony Liberal - Jesus Freak - Other

Wonder who is trying to restrict our freedoms today....

1.  We are being urged to give up our sovereignty for the well being of the world.
2.  California is attempting to limit the freedom of speech in a way this country has never seen before.
3.  Refineries are set to take more of your money.  Who is to blame?
4.  Thought yelling at your cat was legal, think again.
5.  Making your own beer is illegal in many states.
6.  You are being spied on in your own Kitchen, for the good of the country...
7.  The same artists that protest Big Government and Big Business are starting SOPA back up.

Headline of the day - Castration Edition

"Dutch Roman Catholic Church 'castrated at least 10 boys'"

Religious leaders at their best

Almost Daily Link Blast

Covering crap  that nobody cares about for over 5 years.

1.  Hipster douche bags now drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
2.  10 awesome church designs. 
3.  11 Types of people that show up to weddings.
4.  The official review of KFC's Chicken Pot Pie
5.  20 knots that you need to learn to tie before zombies come and kill you
6.  Are you being monitored at work?
7.  More Cliff and less Drive for Cliff Drive in KC
8.  Did you eat any of this old school candy?
9.  Travon Martin March in NYC tonight
10.  The cheapest cars of 2012
11.  Healthy Bacon Recipes - or ways to ruin Bacon

Emy Reyes vs. Megan Piper for Mike Stones Prom

"A teenager from Minnesota who asks porn stars to prom via Twitter"

and he got a yes

Loony Liberal - Jesus Freak - Other

Ever read a story and automatically think "stupid f'ing liberal" or "Typical Jesus Freak" and stop reading before you get all the information?  That is because the difference between the two groups is extremely small and nearly impossible to differentiate.  So moving forward, we will take advantage of your stupidity and play Loony Liberal, Jesus Freak or Other.  

Read the headlines below and try to decide which group is responsible.  

1.  Activist fire bombs State Senators office in Texas

2.  Tax information is now available to police for your safety

3.  Lubrication has entered politics.

4.  Black Superintendent racist?

5.  Another slut gets offended by statements made about her and demands apology.

6.  Racist statement made about politicians family 

7.  Politicians want to fight election results in courts.

8.  The spending of the nations wealthy with your money.

9.  The racist shooter in Florida has to be white right?  

10.  Another celeb in black face.

11.  Your food isn't good enough for the homeless!

12.  Media Freedom is under attack

13.  Politician believes that he knows how to better run your life.

14.  Protect or Restrict?

15.  Protecting women can wait 

16.  1% er being attacked for his success

17.  Students suffer again due to politics. 

Wise Words From Kenny Powers

Spring Break Bingo

An Irish Pub Song

Rebels of the Sacred Heart

Grope and Pillage Infographic

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St. Patrick's Day

Every year at this time people of all races and countries of origin come together to claim that they are Irish.  They do this by drinking and wearing green shirts with stupid ass slogans on them and puking their guts out in city streets.  Awesome representation of our heritage right?  Ask anybody at the parade who Bobby Sands is or about the riots in 1969 and they will say that he is the inventor of Guinness and the riots were because they ran out of Whiskey.  To them Bloody Sunday is nothing more than a U2 song and not a time where 26 unarmed civilians were murdered in cold blood by English invaders who remain to this day.

Could you imagine the stereotypes that would be played out if we followed the same guidelines with Black History month?
Screw it, enjoy the links.

1.  10 St. Patrick's Day apps for the drunken bastard in all of us.
2.  What would St. Patrick's Day be without a drink with shamrock in the title?  Shamrock Sour
3.  10 Things to know about St. Patrick's Day.
4.  Who is John Boyle O'Reilly 
5.  6 benefits of drinking to throw in the faces of those that will try to stop you from drinking until you puke.
6.  How to pour Guinness properly you heathens 
7.  Official link to Kansas City's parade.
8.  Urban Outfitters say that all Irish are drunks .  At least they used a hot model.
9.  Nike releases "Black & Tan" shoes.
10.  Best celebrations in the United States.  Kansas City doesn't make the list
11.  St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin
12.  Those of us in Blue Valley don't need to travel far for our Irish Pub. Llywelyns Pub. And for our elitist friends in Prairie Village their is O'Neills 

Southern Miss - "Wheres your green card"

How freaking racist is that? Oh wait its Mississippi should we be surprised? What a bunch of ignorant inbreed WT hillbilly fucks.

Rick Santorum Lost My Support

I was beginning to think this guy was ok until he decided that the government would declare war on PORN.   Because that is what is important to our country????????

This is all we need right?  Some guy dictating to us how to live through his interpretation of the bible and utilizing the government to enforce his beliefs.  He is all for big government as long as it is used to push his ridiculous agenda of purity.  This is the same group that thinks that selling beer in grocery stores is evil, gambling is the work of the devil and a woman's place is in the kitchen pregnant.  And if those are his beliefs FINE just don't push them on the rest of us.I had no problem with what he believed in until he did that.

Screw that!

So I will now officially support Mitt Romney because maybe being the most conservative candidate (in the eyes of the bible thumpers) isn't something that America needs.