NASCAR IS BACK

With 4 inches of snow on the ground it is hard to believe that NASCAR is back. Lots of interesting story lines going into this season including Dale Jr. changing teams and Tony Stewart driving a umm Toyota (not a fan of that move).

Follow the race online with the NASCAR Track Pass. This is the only way to watch racing if you are not at the race.

SPORTS HITS

1. When K State plays MU it is hard for KU fans to decide who to cheer for. Yesterday you saw the epic match up of a bunch of "one and done" players vs. the latest edition of MU street thugs. K State stomped on them at home (which is the only place they seem to be able to win) but which program is set up better long term? It has to be MU. K State will not matter after Beasley & Walker depart.

2. Jeffery Flanagan once again writes the obvious. This guy is nothing more than a crappy blogger with a press pass.

3. Us Patriots fans looking to rewrite history should start vacationing in Nicaragua. There has to be a Nicaraguan with an E Bay account willing to sell one of those shirts.

4. The GM of the Yankees is complaining about having a blank check to piece together his team. Dayton Moore needs to kick this guys ass.

5. The guy that topped the Thiesman injury has been released from the hospital. Lucky for him that chicks dig scars.

6. Jason Whitlock writes an excellent piece about the NBA All Star weekend. I am a huge NBA fan but can not watch a game until after All Star weekend. The regular season is far too long.

KING CARL STRIKES AGAIN

You can't take your eye off of this guy for one minute. He will misdirect you with sad apologies with one press conference and then bend you over with a letter. The 4-12 Chiefs sent out letters to their season ticket holders (The only people that Carl thinks are real fans) telling them that their season tickets will now equal that of a a small car loan.

This franchise has now become a bigger joke than the Royals.

NOT SO QUICK HITS

1. Once again proving that this blog is read by more criminals than any other blog in the metro, these guys are back on track. Like I said earlier nobody gives a crap if you rob a gas station, just stay away from Quick Trips.

2. "But Mom all the kids are taking them to school now, the other kids will pick on me". The kids in the metro lack originality and most importantly common sense.

3. If you are going to rob a storage place would you target KCK? Seriously, what the hell are you going to get out of a KCK storage facility? That is like shoplifting at the Dollar Store.

4. Phil Kline has a list of the sluttiest women in Kansas. It is no wonder that so many people want that list. From Dogma Jay: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to ____?
5. Is Lawrence, Ks going for most violent town in Kansas? KU most have a lot of out of state students from Missouri this year.

6. Put down the guns and pick up a umm basketball? Night Hoops is the biggest joke in the world. This program has been going on for over 15 years and in that time Crime has risen in this city. Plus everyone knows that the only time to see good hoops in this city is at Swope Park on Saturdays.

THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME

I haven't watched wrestling in over a decade but this guy was the funniest dude I can remember. The toothpick & the "Hey YO" crack my ass up.

WHY DOES JANE FONDA CONTINUE TO SPEAK

WE HAVE OUR OWN REAL LIFE SEASON OF 24

Those of you that watch 24 will get where I am going with this. In every season of 24 there are two groups of people that Jack Bauer must fight off, terrorists & liberals. The terrorist are obvious threats and easy to identify. The liberals are the one that sit in their plush offices isolated from what is going on outside that prevent Jack from doing his job effectively. Through out the season you find it hard to distinguish the difference between the two and often times wonder if they are working together or which is more of a threat to America.

Well the liberal that wants to put America at risk in "this seasons" show is Nancy Pelosi. She doesn't want the government to be able to gather intel that might save American lives. Her allies, the trial attorneys, guess what, we don't have Jack Bauer and this isn't a TV show.

QUICK HITS

1. If you are here illegally don't try to vote in the state of Kansas. This is the first decent thing to come out of Topeka in awhile and should pass with little or no problem. Like I said in a previous post, you can have as many "sanctuary cities" that you want but the governments at that State level will force you to obey the law of the land. Too bad race baiters.

2. IRS workers in this town are paranoid.

3. Raytown rejoins the police blotter.

4. The state of Kansas Gives Global Warming the finger. This is great news.

5. It is one thing to rob a Phillips 66, Circle K or a Shell but the minute you start robbing Quick Trips you are certain to piss everyone off. This guy has no chance.

6. Jeffery Flanagan continues to underwhelm metro readers. This time he chooses to write ghost stories in the Sports Section.

7. Special interest groups (including "religious leaders") must be pissing themselves with the budget news coming out of City Hall. Cutbacks are going to bad news for those that have tried blackmailing the Mayor with their recall petitions and personal attacks.

OVERLAND PARK LAND GRAB NEEDS TO STOP

The arrogance of Overland Park has gone too far. City leaders can't understand why people don't want to become part of their city and don't care to listen. Stillwell to them is a piece of crap community in need of the mighty Overland Park. The last time I checked people are moving OUT OF OP AND INTO STILLWELL. People in JOCO are sick of living in the land O Stirp Mall and are looking for a quieter less suburb environment to live in.

OP needs to fix the blight and abandonment taking place North of 87th street before they look for greener pastures to destroy.

BONDS TESTED POSITIVE FOR ROIDS

Holy crap! The smoking gun has finally appeared. In 2001 Barry Bonds tested for roids, the same year that he hit 73 home runs. If this did in fact take place why the hell didn't Bud "Teflon" Selig inform the public?

This is not only a problem for Bonds but Selig is now going to be facing purgery charges, not to mention the owners of MLB teams.

Like I said THIS IS BIG!

US TERRORIST STRIKES ANOTHER COLLEGE

Another homegrown terrorist strikes in Illinois wounding 17 people. Nothing has changes since Virginia Tech. Do not be confused the people that are shooting up our malls, schools, streets are terrorist. They follow the same patterns, seek out the innocent and unarmed, the attacks take place in public and then they cowards take their own life.

THESE PEOPLE ARE TERRORIST

It use to be that you would only see these types of takes in Israel by the muslims now they take place in our towns.

TOP TEN CHICK FLICKS THAT GUYS CAN TOLERATE

In honor of Valentines day I have put together a list of 10 chick flicks that you can tolerate. The two things that a guy needs in a chick flick to get through the movie without slitting his wrists are a) Hot actress b) funny. Good Luck.

IN NO ORDER

1. Pretty Woman - Women love the story about a hooker marrying a rich guy. What does this say about them? Also the only Hooker movie you can bring home and not get in trouble.

2. Clueless - Thin Sliverstone and kinda funny. I believe that this is the last time Silverstone was thin, could be a collectors item.

3. You've got mail - Meg Ryan & funny.

4. How to lose a guy in 10 days - She will love the story and Mathew McConaughey while you enjoy the humor and Kate Hudson.

5. Mean Girls - Lohan before rehab and funny.

6. Legally Blonde - Reese Witherspoon & funny. This could also fall under Science Fiction.

7. 10 things I hate about you - Julia Stiles and funny.

8. Father of the Bride II - Has Steve Martin made a bad movie??

9. Sweet Home Alabama - You get Reese Witherspoon with a Southern Accent, She gets a love story.

10. Legends of the Fall - The only stray from the formula but it has just enough action to make it enjoyable. Plus this could be the only movie on the list that the "chick" will end up hating the woman.

QUICK HITS

1. Miss Olathe was crowned yesterday. The looks, the talent, the total package.

2. New Star Wars movie is going the animated rout this time. Didn't they do this already?

3. Grandview crime has been skyrocketing over the past 2 months. These guys even ate this guys food while they held him at gunpoint. I would like to know what food makes you stop in the middle of robbery and eat? The only thing that could come to mind was an order of short ends from Gates.

4. Chinese hate Steven Spielberg. How does one measure "Olympic Spirit"?

5. This chick will not go away. Never before has someone taken advantage of a dead child like this loon has. Now she is over there celebrating with the people that killed her son.

6. Further proof that McCain't has no chance in hell of winning. Hell, he even has liberals on his freaking staff.

7. Israel set to slaughter tens of thousands of guerrillas. No response yet from PETA

LOCAL & NATIONAL GOVERNMENTS ARE FAILING YOU

Wonder where your tax money goes? Remember that speech you heard 4 years ago about "changing government"? Is your Senator too busy to return your calls or answer your emails?

Well this is what they have been focusing on lately.

1. Roger Clemens - MLB
2. Spy Gate - NFL
3. Toilet Gate
4. Attacking the Sopranos
5. Sex Toys

This is simply a sample of todays headlines I found in the news publications I read every morning. How many times have we heard that there aren't enough hours in the day to tackle the real problems of America from those that we elect into office and pay their salary? Personally I think the less they do the better we are. Gridlock is good for America, but where is the debate? Where are the ideas? Don't tell me that there isn't time, that excuse will not fly anymore.

CRIME ON THE EAST SIDE GETS A PASS.

The only thing that tony and I agree upon is the Mayors lack of effort to tackle crime in the city. While murders, drug deals, car jackings and rapes occur on a nightly basis in the cities east side the Mayor is spending his time discussing light rail, his wife, negotiating with race baiters and talking on the radio. NEVER ONCE have I heard him discuss crime in this city. Not on 980, 710, The Red Star or one of the local "news" casts. SO why does this information surprise me?

If there isn't room THEN YOU MAKE ROOM. Defending the people of this city should be job #1 for anyone that holds his office. All of the other stuff is fluff compared to keeping the citizens safe.