Monday, August 23, 2010

THIS IS WHO LIBERALS DEFEND?

9 Things Men Should Know About Sex, Love and Marriage - FOX NEWS

You met, you fell in love, had sex – all the time. You put a ring on her finger and started a family (not necessarily in that order). By most standards, you’re living the American dream—except that your sex life seems to have gone the way of the rotary phone.
Instead of breathlessly ripping off each other’s clothes once your baby finally falls asleep, you’re nodding off in front of the TV, shirt stained with pureed carrots. Why didn’t anyone warn you? As a sex therapist and father of two, I’m here to tell you what your married friends won’t about being a husband and father. And if you want to talk more, just visit me at Good in Bed, where I’ll be talking about these issues all week.
3 Things They Don’t Tell You About Marriage

1. You will often feel like you’re in prison. This is only natural when you go to sleep and wake up next to the same person day after day. Some people get married and feel like they have to do everything together—they merge completely. And then they wake up one day, and it’s like they’re living that Talking Heads song: "This is not my beautiful house...this is not my beautiful wife...how did I get here?"
Quick fix: Great couples are great individuals. Don’t be afraid to go your own way sometimes. From guys’ and girls’ nights out to the occasional separate vacation, maintain individual identity.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR A COST

$300 to blog in Philly!  Will liberal bloggers continue to support living in a welfare state now that they need to pay $300 to bitch about how much they hate America?

THE WIRE - DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

Kansas City, Mo & KCK are such great places to live. I see why you guys are so quick to defend the city's that you live in.  The culture is outstanding!


1.  Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2.  Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide. 
3.  The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4.  Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5.  6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6.  Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.  
7.  Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8.  Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband.  Classy.
9.  Woman killed, man dead.  Your typical East Side Friday night.
10.  KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend.  Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO. 
12.  After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol. 

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

RIGHT OR WRONG?

Over the past 5 months I have sat back and watched the Right Wing of the Republican party completely lose touch with the American people.  Sure I consider myself right of center but holy crap people you are almost as bad as the left.  If it weren't for the recent influx of independents joining our cause I would leave your ass behind and vote for Montgomery Brewster every election.    

You morons need to lighten up.You don't need to spend every minute of your life trying to convert us into green activist or pastors. 

Here are a few examples of how I differ from the suit and tie crowd


1.  I believe in the legalization of Marijuana and gambling. 
2.  I am against the expansion of a city just to freaking expand.  How about you develop and improve the blighted areas of your freaking community instead of starting over every 10 years.  OVERLAND PARK THAT MEANS YOU.  I don't believe in global warming but tearing up land for no reason is ignorant.
3. I am against censorship.
4.  One thing I could never understand while I was in the Marine Crop  was that you could die for your country at 18 but couldn't have a sip of booze off base unless you were 21.  Drop the age to 18.
5. I am against any laws passed that limit my freedom.  I don't need liberal elitist or religious extremist telling me how to live.

"middle-class people in Kansas City pretending not to smell poop"

I was going to post something about this event 

What I have been watching

This summer many of us were forced to do something that we never thought we would do between May and September, watch TV.  If you live in JOCO it was the heat that forced you in and in KCMO it was the bullets, either way we were screwed.  So now that summer is done and over with I thought I would share with you the crap that kept my attention on TV this summer. 

1.  Top Shot - History Channel
2.  American Pickers - History Channel
3. Phineas & Ferb - Disney Channel - I started watching this show with the kids and was surprised at how funny it actually was.
4.  The Wire - I have been going back through the series with the HBO on Demand feature.
5.  Pawn Stars - History Channel -  I just started watching this show and it isn't bad for summer TV.
6.  The World Cup - The highlight of summertime TV this year had to be the World Cup.
7.  Wipeout - I use to watch the Japanese version of this show on Spike TV and this is every bit as good as that was.  
8.  Food Channel - Pretty much any of the shows that cover BBQ, Dives etc..
9.  The All Star Game
10.  Entourage 
11.  And the best of them all Treme

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

10 ways KCMO school are like Prisons -------REPOST

Since it is back to school time 

Is there a difference between the two?
1. Both are in old run down buildings
2. Both populations are split up amongst race
3. Both have metal detectors at the doors
4. Both are full of people that never graduate from High School.
5. Both are run by corrupt and incompetent people
6. If you get in trouble you go to solitary
7. People are released without rehabilitation/education because of over crowding.
8. Private companies do a better job of running both
9. There is a 50/50 chance of getting shanked in the yard.
10. Both are the last place you want your children to end up

Friday, August 13, 2010

Monday, August 09, 2010

2pm on KMBZ

Since I started this blog back up I decided to start listening to Rino & Rino at 2pm on KMBZ for a week.  While the two idiots (claiming to be conservatives) haven't changed a bit buy the callers sure have.  The ass kissing has decreased and the reality check has started.  Finally KC listeners have caught up and realized what embarrassments these two are to the Republican party.

Their smugness and arrogance is getting out of control. They shout down callers, hang up on people and laugh at the people that basically pay their salaries ( not much different than a liberal elitist right?).  The more that these two have talked the more exposed they have become and before long they will suffer the same fate as talk show hosts before them (see Tom Becka).

LEVI JOHNSTON - EPIC DOUCHE

FOX ASKS - HAVE MAGAZINE COVERS GONE TO FAR

Sunday, August 08, 2010

STREET JUSTICE

Man that murdered 2 year old girl and was freed without bail in NYC 2 weeks ago was found gunned down.  3 shots. Now that is what I call swift justice.  NICE

JOCO ON THE MOVE

Destrotying the economy for power

Liberals and Socialist in D.C. are smiling wide now that they have a record number of dependents.  That's right we now have a record number of Americans relying on Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Dennis Moore for their breakfast, lunch and dinner.  

The Bad & The Ugly

I left out "The Good" because this weekend there wasn't much good across the border.  I lost count of the shooting and body count for this weekend but here are two more people that can't say that KCMO is a great place to live (unlike you brookside douche's that ignore the East and West Side). 

Rapper John Garcia was gunned down after a party this weekend and another guy was shot in the leg.

Olathe man takes a shot that he couldn't miss after standoff with police.  

Friday, August 06, 2010

HOW BAD IS NE KCMO?

Look at the stats from a recent sweep by law enforcement. Let's hope that this helps the innocent people in the community live a safer life.
A total of 17 search warrants were served, netting 76 grams of cocaine, more than 32,000 grams of marijuana, 33 grams of methamphetamine, 56 grams of heroin, more than 7,000 grams of PCP and 23 firearms.

TOP 10 MEDIA DOUCHEBAGS IN KC - SOME THINGS STAY THE SAME...

1.  Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom.  He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come.  The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them.  What a cowardly crybaby. 
2.  Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright.  This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom  keeps him (because of his daddy). 
3.  Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO. 
4.  Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro.  This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing. 
5.  Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6.  Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job.  She is brutal.  If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7.  Steve Rose - See below
8.  Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station.  This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town.  Ask Randy.
9.  Mike Shanin -  This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves.  He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes.  The guy has no talent PERIOD.  If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner. 
10.  All local "Blog Magazines" -  I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town.

Owning a business in KCMO is never a good idea

KCMO residents beg for retail and business's to move there and then rob them daily.  Why would someone want to open a business in a piece of crap neighborhood just to get robbed?  You don't see Ford dealerships in Afghanistan..........

GET PISSED WACKOS

You can keep trying to prevent progress and jobs but you will eventually lose.  Especially now that global warming has been proven to be completely made up by AlGore and Eurotrash scientist.

KANSAS GETS ANOTHER NASCAR RACE

KCMO Pervs run the streets

banana-flash

KCMO man decides to skip the formalities after asking if a chick is married and giving them his phone number.  Sick Bastard.

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Thursday, August 05, 2010

LIBERAL DRUG PROGRAM

Only in a completely jacked up city like D.C.can poor people get their weed at a discount price ORDERED by the government.  Will Taco Bell runs at 3am be covered as well?

PROTRACTOR YES, REAL HELP NO

The Star has a story today asking for people to help put together school supplies for homeless kids.  Is this the best we can do for these kids?  A protractor and a #2 pencil?  Why not ask for help with the real problem instead of putting together school supplies to make yourself feel better.  These kids want a roof and the best that we can do is this?

PIECE OF CRAP OLATHE CITIZEN

Jackass's like this deserve to get the crap beaten out of them in jail.  Not only did you kill an innocent woman because you are a pansy BUT you ruin the good name of our county.  Here is to hoping you get what's coming to you in your cell you sick bastard.