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Halloween Link Blast

Is there a haunted house in America that is scarier than living in the East Side?

1. 10 costumes that some might find questionable 

2.  24 of the freakiest human deformities you will ever see.  NSFW

3.  5 Most disgusting diseases that you can get.

4.  5 Killing Sprees that have never been solved....

5.  Even airfields can be haunted

6.  Kenny Powers and Rex Ryan use to be one in the same.

7.  The 43 best Jack O Lanterns of all time.

8.  How to buy Halloween candy without getting ripped off

9.  4 places that where cemeteries use to be that are now haunted

10. 15 costumes that are sure to offend at least one demographic.  "The sexy virgin mary" lol

11.  10 facts about our economy that should scare you

12.  10 Awesome treats to give out for Halloween 

13.  List of places in Kansas that are haunted

14.  Ghost sightings in Kansas

15. SATAN in Kansas 

16.  Remember Bob Berdella?

17.  STULL KANSAS

18.  What would Halloween be without Larry Moore's ghost stories?

KC Media Twitter List

I have finished putting together the most extensive Twitter list of KC Media personalities on the internet.  This includes both current and former personalities that have called KC home at one point or another.  

KC Media Twitter List

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because not everything in life has to be so freaking serious 

1.  20 cereals that Michelle Obama would love but ban you from eating.
2.  25 Crappy treats to give out on Halloween
3.  5 Illegal things that Suburban kids did when they were younger.
4.  Ashley Tisdale's recent Bikini pictures are everywhere on the internet (for a good reason)
5.  Fonzies Motorcycle is hitting the auction block.
6,  Rihanna drops $1500 at sex shop.
7.  Beaches are great for people watching, that is unless it is one of these 15.
8.  Kanye West crossed with Saved by the Bell is AWESOME
9.  Anna Kournikova gets molested by TSA agents, lucky bastards.
10.  15 crazy excuses people make to skip work.
11.  14 Cartoon characters that are the 1%
12.  How people react to Facebook postings.
13.  15 Hot sportscasters pose for our enjoyment

Halloween Light Show 2011 - This Is Halloween

Top 10 in the World?

There is noway in hell that this city is one of the top 10 places to go in the world.  I am sorry but there isn't. Did he mean Top 10 places to get shot in the World?  See, that would make more sense because I have a hard time even putting KC into the Top 10 places to visit West of the Mississippi.  

Denver, San Diego, LA, Dallas, Salt Lake City, Portland, Minneapolis, Houston, San Francisco..... all offer more than Kansas City does.    

DAVID BANNER "SWAG"

Victoria Justice in Pink

Flogging Molly - Kiss my Irish Ass

Mega Church's are Mega Scams

I hope your prayers were answered this weekend and your church got it's new 72 inch 3D TV.  

THE WIRE - YOU STILL SUCK

Sex Crimes, Drive By's, Robbers, Arsonist, found bodies and incest.  Be Proud KC.  

1.  Grabbing cousins breast, kissing her, running from the house naked, breaking into a house and getting into bed with a 6 year old girl WTF!  The only thing this guy didn't molest was an animal. 

2.  15 will get you 4 years in prison and the honor of registering as a sex offender for 25 years.  

3.  Cross Dressers might be able to blend in to the scenery in KCK and KCMO but not in PV.  

4.  Corpses are rotting in East Side neighborhoods. Body Found

5.  KCK corpse found on Saturday afternoon.  

6.  3 people shot in this weekends drive by

7.  Arsonist strike again in KC

Hitler is informed Gaddafi has been killed

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 links to get your week started.  

1.  Yes there are is such a thing as "Zombie Muppets"
2.  Does your facial hair make you look like a douche bag?  Probably
3.  Computers from a kids point of view 1984
4.  Old People have a different outlook on Modern Culture. 19 examples
5.  Battlestar Galactica the movie is almost a done deal.
6.  Leann Rimes can hula hoop through a Cheerio.. EWW
7.  Hottest NBA Dancers - 128 of them.
8.  The Best Gaddafi is Dead Tweets
9.  10 Awesome Rooftop attractions.  #3 is a rooftop trailer park.
10.  Just in time for Halloween - 9 psycho places to check out
11. 5 Rum Cocktails that don't suck
12.  12 examples of why you are a douche bag and other people are cooler than you.
13.  Zombieland TV series in the works.
14. Kansas City is the 6th ranked Microbrewing city in the United States
15.  22,000 lesbian lust filled txts between gym teacher and student.  Oh, the student is 14 years old.
16.  Hipster Barista meme is funnier than crap.
17.  28 before and after pics of Joplin after the Tornado
18.  30 things you wouldn't expect to see on the road. 
19.  3 of the biggest Papa Smurf fans ever.
20.  1 in 5 women would rather be on Facebook than have sex

Deborah Bradley Halloween Costume

The timing of getting this link from instructables is amazing.  

Instructions Here

This blog believes that the tragedy that has taken place involving Lisa Irwin is horrible and whoever is responsible for this should be put to a slow painful death.

We also believe that the babies mothers changing of stories, drunken behavior, failure of lie detector test, exclusion of the local media and her failure to cooperate with the police is just as horrible.  We will not have any sympathy for this woman until someone else is proven guilty or a decent excuse for ALL of the crazy circumstances is given.

UPDATE

Photo of the Day

Skywalker joins #ows

LISA IRWIN SEARCH UPDATE

Police comb home, yard of missing baby Lisa Irwin
Still think the mom is innocent?

Kenny Powers Doesn't mess with the Devil

Gumbel - NBA Players are Slaves...

LMFAO

Almost Daily Link Blast

I posted these 16 links  without the help of a NY lawyer

1.  Money!  10 things you didn't know about the movie Swingers
2.  Starship Troopers 4 is in production
3.  People actually believe that they are super hero's.  Don't believe me?  16 of them right here.
4.  Horror movies got their beginnings from these 10 real life stories
5.  100 sources to download free music LEGALLY
6.  Yelawolf Album is coming soon.
7.  Get a Turkey leg (how to make your own) without surrounding yourself with Ren Fest Rejects
8.  AWESOME SIGNS
9.  The best of 90's antidrug PSA's 
10. The 9 biggest douche bags that go to Starbucks 
11.  15 Awesome Drive Thru Fails 
12.  Looney Tunes Porn Scripts?
13.  #friskyfriday roundup
14.  23 famous Mormons 
15.  Living Cheap - Lifehacker
16.  7 ways to fight the flu at home

Picture of the Day

Occupying the Wrong Thing

Cleveland burnout protester occupies woman's body against her will.  

White Kids for Sale

Does anyone in the freaking country believe that these two WT hillbillies didn't have something to do with their baby missing?  HELL NO and how could you.  There are more holes in their story than in the side of an East Side Caprice.  

• If your high priced Private investigator packs his bags and heads home then you might be guilty
• If you suddenly get the services of a high priced defense attorney FOR FREE then you might be guilty
• If you are getting hammered off of boxed wine and can't remember when you last saw your baby then you might be guilty

Lets just hope for the babies sake that these two idiots didn't do any bodily harm to the kid and that they sold her.  Let's face it, the kid is probably better off living somewhere else than with these two incompetent lying pieces of soiled WT.  

#ows picture of the day

Headline of the Day

Woman Sues After Sex Toy Causes Pain, Bleeding

Dealing with Hangovers

For those of you that drink to much Cisco and Thunderbird over the weekend.

1.  Top 5 Breakfasts to help you get through the morning after.
2.  CNN gives you hangover food from around the world.  
3.  25 Best Foods for hangover - BroBible.com
4.  Hangover cures from Serious Eats.com
5.  How to deal with your sloppy drunk hungover ass.
6.  Forbes.com (that's a business mag for all of you #ows douches) has ten quick fixes.
7.  11 solutions to ease the pain of a hangover - Mens Health

HEADLINE OF THE DAY, WEEK, YEAR?

COPS: Female rapists drugged male hitchhikers, collected semen for rituals...

Wayne Brady hearts Topeka

Crap will be flying in double wides all over the 785. 

THE WIRE - THE UNDEAD

Slow week in KC so far.  Just a few shootings a stabbing and some hood fires. 

1.  East side man doesn't listen to cops and keeps shooting.  That almost never happens....

2.  Highland seems like a fitting street name for the East Side.  Oh, this guy got shot in a gun battle between 2 cars.  Awesome!

3.  What kind of dumb ass robs a freaking Wendy's?  Talk about underachieving 

4.  At least they didn't use guns?

5.  KCK Slums get renovated with the help of arsonist 

NBA is the 1%

Occupy Movement has gone to far

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have Protest? Al Sharpton will travel

This completes the circle of doucheness that is the Occupy stunt.  Thanks for being so predictable Al.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because the crap that I read is better than the crap you read.

1.  Who said kids games can't be used as drinking games?

2.  The Nerds guide to NYC (infographic)

3.  The 20 worst auto corrects of all time.  

4.  25 Awesome Porn Parodies.  I didn't think it was possible to improve on The Big Bang Theory 

5.  Tailgate BEER REVIEW

6.  PHOTOS of Japan 6 months after earthquake 

7.  Senior Citizens are using the Internet for booty calls.  YUCK

8.  Rihanna gives XXX rated performance.  WOW

9.  10 Myths about Food and Food Prep

10.  Mommy and Daddy may never become empty nesters 

11.  Hope Solo just made me throw up in my mouth. WTF.

12.  THAT'S RACIST!!!!!!!

13.  15 Funnier than hell staged "Splash Mountain" pictures

14.  Because Midgets Kick Ass

15.  The History of Executing people (in pictures)

American Spring

Americas enemies now stand behind the idiots standing in front of buildings protesting life. 

Birds of a Feather?  Of course they are. 

 Iranian Madman Hugo Chavez Pelosi Warren  Carney Obama & Biden Obama

IRISH SPRING

Eric Holder Kills Americans and keeps his job

By the time Obama and his thugs get done with their 4 years of power they will go down as the most corrupt administration in US history (and that is saying something).  In any other administration Eric Holder would be out on his ass and on his way to prison.  Under this president he is considered an asset doing the work of the socialist party in America.

More Occupy Ignorance

Looks like a bunch of First Friday burnout douche bags. I do like the "tough guy" attitude that this cry baby has. lol

Socialist Lemmings

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is this

Occupy Soros

There are still a few (very few) of you that believe that this occupy movement is a spontaneous grass roots movement without a political agenda.  I get it, really I do but shouldn't you research your cause a little bit more before you become insane?  Remember it was only a few weeks ago that reports began to surface that the Obama/Soros base wasn't energized and that young people were giving up on them?  and now THIS HAPPENS.  Come on, wake up your ignorance is being exploited for the benefit of Liberal Elitist.

Just take a look at this info and try to tell me otherwise.

1.  Moveon.org promotes Occupy Wall Street more than ESPN promotes Sports Center.
2.  Obama's Job Bill now "suddenly" part of the Occupy hoax.
3.  We all know that the best protesters are paid protesters.
4.  Commie Huffington throws her spin machine behind Occupy.
5.  Loser Obama surprises nobody by endorsing his minion.
6.  The Socialist Party clearly present at Occupy.

Raw Video: Police Say Baby's Parents Not Cooperating - Video - KMBC Kansas City

Raw Video: Police Say Baby's Parents Not Cooperating - Video - KMBC Kansas City

These photos represent the real 99% out there.  

Miley the Tramp?

MoveOn.Org is Occupy Wall Street

Had this forwarded to me from a MoveOn zombie.

Dear MoveOn member, Will the Arab Spring be followed by an American Autumn? It's sure starting to look that way. Thousands of protesters are taking to the streets—in Boston and Los Angeles, at Occupy Wall Street in New York, and in dozens of other communities across the country.
What do the protesters want? A solution to the jobs crisis, corporate money out of politics, fairer tax rates, and policies that work for 99% of Americans instead of the 1% at the top. In short, many of the >things that thousands of us came together to write into the Contract for the American Dream.
To build on this energy, we're organizing a huge round of speak-outs nationwide next week to deliver the simple message that we need >"Jobs Not Cuts" and to "Make Wall Street Pay." It's part of a massive week of action to show the human impact of the economic crisis. But we need public events in as many communities as possible to show that this is a national movement. We'll provide everything you need to hold a successful event. Can you sign up to lead a speak-out in [city name]?
We'll gather at district offices, bank buildings, and public squares to share stories and create memorials to the American Dream. We'll demand Congress pass legislation that creates real jobs, and makes millionaires and corporations pay their fair share. And we'll invite local media to attend so that we can amplify our message.
Wall Street isn't the only place where greed is undermining the American Dream. By bringing these speak outs to as many communities as possible, we'll help to spread and amplify the energy of the Occupy Wall Street protest across the country. Can you sign up to lead a speak-out in [city name]?
Thanks for all you do

Occupy College Blvd

Oh wait, most of us do occupy college blvd, its called WORK.  

We have been telling you for nearly 5 years now that the liberals are nothing more than sniveling bitches looking for a handout.  Doesn't the Occupy Wall Street "protest" kinda prove that we were right?  True Liberals and hippies from the 60's should be pissed that these people are ruining their good name.

These people aren't out there marching for equal rights or to protest the slaughtering of Mrs. Bambi for our chili meat.

Nahhhh.  These douche bags are out crying over student loans and why they can't find a job with their degree in 14 century dead languages, $5 ATM fees, the new FB timeline and most importantly their suckage at life.  These guys/gals/its are nothing more than haters.  They failed at life and are now standing outside of buildings looking for a handout from the people that they hate.

Since they hate us all so much, why the hell should we help them?  Screw those guys, I say we throw piss filled balloons at them as we drive by in our SUV's and Sports Cars with our JO plates below our gated community parking stickers listening to XM radio on our way to our 12 soccer practice of the week.  

Let these bastards go door to door to all the "wealthy" people and beg for money rather than sending the IRS after us.  Hell I have more respect for a Bum holding up a cardboard sign than I do for a burnout slacker metro sexual hipster douche bag holding a protest sign.  At least play the guitar for me before you take 40% of my paycheck.  Do something!  

Old Pepole

This goes out to you 175 year old driving 40mph in the passing lane. 

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Strip

Family Planning Advice

We make it simple for you, not thank you needed. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Read these links before you start complaining about your Monday.

1.  8 Reasons that the Dark Side kicks ass

2.  Prisoners make the most out of Arts and Crafts.
3.  New ways for JOCO Soccer Moms to get hammered while their husbands and kids are gone.
4.  25 Most disgusting foods in the world OR, What we should feed all welfare recipients.
5.  10 Important rules to follow when drinking.
6.  100 Best F Bombs in Movie History - Whoever came up with this had way too much time on their hands
7.  The "Pros" and Cons of smoking 
8.  For the Lions Gate crowd - 9 Rules to follow when wife swapping 
9.  10 Awesome lunch bags.
10.  Think the "close door" button on the elevator is legit?  5 things you think work that don't
11.  Cali prisons start releasing mothers early.  If you are the dad, well you are screwed.
12.  Bro code violators on TV.  Some might surprise you.
13.  Samuel L. Jackson talks Pulp Fiction
14.  7 Crazy ass things that fisherman have caught.
15.  10 Cities that will be wiped out by Volcanoes