TOP TEN MEDIA IDIOTS IN KC

This list was hard to do because I wanted to limit it to 10. These fine individuals represent the worst of what Kansas City media has to offer.

1. Kevin Kietzman - The biggest hypocrite in KC media. This guy has run down every athlete to ever make it big in the city (that didn't kiss his ass) for their lack of family values etc.. YET threw away his own marriage to go after the daughter of an advertiser. His hatred for KU is legendary yet he claims to have no bias. If he tells you the sky is blue, look out the window and double check. He covers up his lack of sports knowledge by making everything out to be a controversy and will sell his soul for ad revenue.

2. Hearnes Christopher - Covering the Kansas City "Scene" is like covering summer in the North Pole. Who can forget the story that he broke regarding...................................

3. Jeffery Flannagan - How this guy still has a job is beyond me. He makes his living off of covering angles that nobody cares about and posting sports radio arbitron ratings. There are at least 20 KC sports blogs in this city with more insight and timely takes that Flannagan provides his readers.

4. Ash-har Quraish - The Grimm Reaper of KC. He makes his living off of ruining the lives of people in the metro.

5. Katie Horner - The weather is about her and not your safety(despite what she says). The only weather person with less skill and more hype in the United States only comes out once a year and predicts the weather by looking at his shadow. Maybe Katie should try that.

6. Entercom Radio - They have all but ruined radio in Kansas city. These guys have butchered everything they have touched in the past 3 years. From 610 sports losing Jason Whitlock to the mass exodus at 980 etc... they have become a joke.

7. Mike Hedricks - This idiot gives JOCO a bad name and is completely unreadable.

8. Neal & Marty - This is the worst radio show that the KC market has ever seen. The fact that these two assclowns still have a job is baffling to everyone that listens to sports radio. People with CB radios reading box scores off of I70 would be an upgrade.

9. Devon Lucie - On the list because his name is Devon Lucie. Other than that the guy is the best at Channel 5 weather.

10. Steve Rose - This guys ego is bigger than his talent. The fact that people actually listen to what this guy has to say cracks me up.

CEREAL MASCOT THERAPY

"Inny, minny, miny, mo........Screw it I will sleep with all of them."

There aren't really words to describe the crap hole that this woman has dug herself. She is 41 years old, married and a mother YET she still found time to nail half the teenage boys in Cuba, Mo.

QUICK HITS

1. Area car dealer is now offering the "Drive By" package.

2. Could this be the most dangerous job in the Metro? Who the hell is going to knock on rentals in the East Side?

3. 13 year old kid involved in Drive By shooting SHOULD be tried as an adult. If at 13 he is doing drive bye's why give him a chance to improve his aim? This guy needs to be lost in the system forever.

4. It is always good to piss off the people that supply your oil and just bailed out your financial institutions.

5. Parents ditch their kid in their escape from thief. Nice parenting.

6. Stabbing in KCK...........If you go to a bar on Central avenue and don't get stabbed or shot then THAT would be news.

7. Ted Kennedy's CHICKkkkkkkens! Have come home, to roost!

SEX DETOXIFICATION?????

This book is promoting 30 days of abstinence to improve your relationship which automatically ruins this guys credibility. If this were the case nobody would ever get divorced. 30 DAYS IS NOTHING! If you see this book, burn it. If you see this guy in the street, kick his ass. This man is a danger to men every where and should not be taken lightly.

Since this blog is an informative site I have come up with my own solution. This product is sure to improve any relationship problems that you might be having. Seriously, what news or troubles could your wife bring you that would make you lose out on this?

You are welcome in advance for saving your marriages!

QUICK HITS

The QUICK HITS section continues to be one of the most popular sections of this blog. Thank you for all of the emails.

1. Never trust a dairy farmer! Anyone that can live amongst that odor is capable of anything.

2. Coyote fur coming soon to Leawood Macys?

3. The Broadway Bridge is now dual purpose. I am not sure that the fall is high enough to kill you, luckily the filth and sewage in the MO is bad enough to finish you off.

4. Mammy canned. Who didn't see that coming?

5. So you have 10 people hanging outside of a house after midnight in KCMO's gangland..........

6. Pregnant man seen outside gardening.....yes I said that.

7. I thought New Yorkers were tough? Take a Tylenol and get back to work!

8. Why is a story about a photog getting speared with a Javelin funny to me?

9. Kangaroos slaughtered to save Lizard? Why do people think that every species deserves saving? This is what happens when liberalism hits the outback.

AVOID FAMOUS DAVES P&L DISTRICT

Saturday night my wife and I went to the P&L district for dinner before my sisters graduation. We set out to try something new but due to time constraints we ate at the first place that could seat us right away, Famous Daves. The food and atmosphere were great.......but I will never go back. Little did I know that what while we didn't have to wait an hour for a table the service would be so poor that it would of been faster to wait some where else.

I have never had worst service at a restaurant in the Metro . This place was so poorly run that I thought for sure that the manager must sit on the KCMO school board and the waiter was the police chief. It was so bad that it was funny. I thought for sure that we were on Punk'd.

This is an avoid at all cost place until management changes.

"How is your commitment level in your marriage this morning?’

This is too good to be true. What do you think was going through Hillary's mind while she sat through this sermon? Funny that Bill wasn't there by her side.....

NOT SO QUCK HITS

1. Sebelius would rather "save" a polar bear thousands of miles away than provide power to her state.

2. While other city employees have been fired and have to find real jobs, the city council of KCMO is preparing to move into new offices (with plasma tv's). This is yet another example of liberal double talk.

3. A party isn't a party until someone gets killed, in the East Side of town.

4. I thought the only people that would be jumping to their deaths from an Entercom tower are those at 610 Sports. I guess I was wrong.

5. The "Rocket Team". Someone tell me that Turner High School DOESN'T have a rocket TEAM. This has got to be a typo.

6. More arson in KC?

7. Sad story about an Overland Park grandpa that died to save his grandkid at Lake of the Ozarks.

GRANDPA SIMPSON = REV WRIGHT

QUICK HITS - Afternoon Edition

1. President Bush finally takes a stand against liberal foreign policy and Borat Obama.

2. California courts continue to destroy the constitution.

3. Sonic employees spit in food. Don't you just assume that if you eat fast food that something like this has happened to your food?

4. Starbucks goes topless. Calm down, there is no fear of seeing coffee house chick with her shirt off.

5. Werewolves do exist? Holy crap!

6. Man dies sitting in car. Must of died of shock when he saw a golf ball store on SW BLVD.

7. Tougher laws for trash pick up in KCMO. Just what a city full of trash needs.

8. Poor aim = longer life in KCMO for one family.

9. Another example of why Hood Life will never get better. This guy gets shot NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in the leg yet wont cooperate with the police. When this guy does get killed I don't want to hear sympathy for him.

10. YOU CAN GET A MASTERS DEGREE IN TUBA PERFORMANCE AT UMKC?????? Talk about pissing away your money. I am sure that his lack of this diploma will prevent him from earning that big Tuba playing money.

11. Is Ollie Gates the real muscle in KC Politics? Just the idea of a black heritage district is a freaking joke but to then give the area a tax exemption is a slap in the face! Isn't this the part of the city that consumes the MOST tax dollars? Holy crap! AND isn't a joke to think that by making stuff 8 cents cheaper per dollar that the hell hole area of KCMO is going to suddenly turn itself around? This is nothing more than Ollie Gates taking advantage of Funkhousers problems with the black community. THIS IS NOT REAL HELP, THIS IS SMOKE & MIRRORS! Whats next, Asian, Hispanic, White, Middle Eastern etc... tax free zones. Mayor Funkhouser is a joke!

A LAW AGAINST________?

This afternoon I was thumbing through one of the best blogs in the Metro (crimescenekc) and came across a post that said something about 20 states not having laws against bestiality. There are two ways to look at this.

1. What is wrong with those 20 states?
Or
2. Why does there even need to be a law that says you can't screw animals? Isn't it common sense that if it has 4 legs it should be off limits (unless it is some circus chick from Turkey)?


The way you look at it says a lot about who you are and what we have become as a society.

QUICK HITS

1. 9 year old girl ate her twin while in the womb???????

2. Holy Crap those are big bugs!

3. Ever thought about putting your wife on EBAY? It seems that the going price for blond wives on the site is a million dollars.............

4. Does anyone get upset nowadays when a gas station gets robbed?

5. Have a friend/enemy that works for a local government agency? Find out how much they make with this nice little link.

6. Polar Bear is now endangered!!!!! I for one will be sad if I can't look out my front window and see a Polar Bear anymore. What a joke.

7. No more GE Appliances.

KCMO TO RAISE TAXES?

You silly KCMO bastards crack my ass up. Seriously, one month you are bitching about cutting city jobs and not being able to hire additional police officers and THIS WEEK you are talking about raising taxes to fund museums that are rarely visited. This is almost as funny as light rail...I said almost.

Call me crazy but isn't crime a far more serious problem than museum funding? If you want to increase taxes wouldn't it be a better idea to use that money to hire additional officers and buy some Humvee's for the officers patrolling the East Side?

Does Kansas City really need a Museum? What is so historical about this town? We slaughtered some Indians, had crooked politicians and at one point in town had a cattle industry that was thriving. Do we really need to fund a museum that is full of crap that other than being old has no historical significance?

The following museums can be found in the metro area.

Nelson
Arabia Steam Boat
Negro League Baseball
Toy & miniature
Liberty
Jazz
American Royal
Kemper Art
Union Station
Garment District Museum
Thomas Hart Benton
Hair Museum
Doll Museum
Alexander Majors
Strawberry Hill
Missouri Frontier
Harry Truman
Mahaffee farmstead
Jackson County Jail Museum
AND THAT IS JUST A SMALL SAMPLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is an idea, combine your resources and make one museum that is actually worth a damn. It is no wonder all of the Museums suck, all the crap is spread out at different "museums" . All of these places complain that they are under funded and attendance is poor. NO CRAP! Who has time to go to all of these places to see nonhistorical old crap?

KCMO needs to give these jackass's the finger and get more cops.

DIFFERENT STROKES

This show is actually funnier in Japanese.