QUICK HITS

1. Some people are just too stupid to speak in front of large groups of people. This guy might take the cake. Has he never seen the movie Head of State?

2. Anti war groups prove once again that the only reason they were protesting was for political gain.

3. Cable companies finally find another way to screw you.

4. Crappy road crews responsible for the deaths of 3 people. Good job guys!

5. KCMO thieves continue to show their intelligence by breaking into an empty mall.

6. Once one of these move into your neighborhood you know your screwed. The neighborhood can also expect a new payday loan, Captain D's and We Buy Ugly houses billboard once this place opens.

TOP TEN BBQ JOINTS IN KANSAS CITY (revised)

Over the past few weeks as more and more people have been bookmarking this site I have been getting several requests for a BBQ top ten list that ranks them in order. So here they go, this time in order along with the most over rated/ worst BBQ in town.

1. Gates - There isn't even a close 2nd. Items to order: Short ends, fries, beans.
2. Oklahoma Joes - Best Pork & Fries in town. Items to order: Pulled pork, fries, beans, coleslaw. They also make a pretty decent chili
3. Bryants - Best meat in town - sauce is different Items to order: Burnt ends & Fries. Beans are just ok
4. LC's - Legend
5. Woodyard BBQ - Nothing is bad here and it is CHEAP
6. Jack Stack - Getting a little to fancy for a BBQ place but still the best sausage and beans in town.
7. Quicks BBQ - Legend
8. B.B.'s Lawnside - Great food, terrible location
9. Famous Dave's - It is sad that a National chain beats out many of our local places
10. ADAMS RIB - This is a new joint(2009) off of 87th street. AWESOME food.

On the bubble
Filling station BBQ, Johnny's Hickory house, KC Masterpiece, Wyandotte, Stonewall, Danny Edwards, Smoke stack, Stillwell Station

MOST OVER RATED BBQ IN TOWN
1. Smokehouse - Terrible sauce that drowns out the flavor of the meat.
2. Big Bubbas - I went back to give these guys a 3rd chance and was completely underwhelmed. If you are in Olathe GO TO Johnny's BBQ, it is your only safe bet besides Oklahoma Joes.
3. Rosedale - The meat there is terrible but they have incredible fries
4. Smokin Joes - Another Olathe crap house but once again they have incredible fries.
5. 135th street BBQ - This might be the worst on the list.
6. Haywards - I have had deli meat that tasted more like BBQ than this place.
7. Brobecks - Getting better but not quite there. Another 6 months and the smokers will be up to the challenge.

The above mentioned 7 places are a complete waste of money when you compare them to the other choices out there.

JOCO ROAD CREWS SUCK!

How is it that we can have 90 billion road projects going on at the same time but CAN NOT REMOVE 3 INCHES OF FREAKING SNOW!

My commute to work is bad enough due to the road construction on 435 and 69 Highway (that they said wouldn't cause any slow downs), the closing of the overpass on 103rd street and the nightmare that Quivira and 435 has become. Well today there was NO SNOW REMOVAL.

435 had two lanes that had any pavement showing and the others were completely snow packed. The ramps getting onto the highways were completely covered in snow, the left two lanes from 69 highway to Roe were untreated and there were no plows in sight.

How is it that the wealthiest county in the region can not hire someone that can handle the simple task of snow removal? If we do not have enough plows, salt, sand etc... then where the hell does all of our tax money go? Isn't public safety the one thing that the government is SUPPOSE to provide?

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3 INCHES! What the hell would happen if we had a real winter storm.?

MICHAEL SAVAGE VS CAIR

HILARIOUS.

CLARK HUNT ON PETRO TOMORROW

If you are a chiefs fan be sure to tune in tomorrow to hear the owner of the Chiefs finally speak. If you miss it pick up the podcast on I Tunes. The interview will be on during the 11am time slot and should run an hour.

WE DODGED PAUL HACKET

The chiefs signed Chan Gailey to take over the O Coordinator duties. I hope to god that Herm stays out of his way and lets him do his job. This guy is good.

QUICK HITS

1. Police evacuate building after suspicious package found inside the department. My guess it was an envelope that contained last nights police blotter with no mentions of a murder.

2. Tonganoxie kid seeks attention and should be locked up for a long time for this type of threat.

3. Another reason why MU sucks.

4. American Idol is starting to feel the effects of Jordan Sparks and Taylor Hicks.

5. WOW! Emergency Room goes Deliverance. They didn't mention if they told him to squeal like a pig.

6. So how will this work? Let's say that your dog is old and unable to function so you decide to put it to sleep. Will you now need to get permission from it?

7. How timely is this? The only shocking thing when rereading the events that took place between Monica & Bill is how calm Hillary remained while her husband serviced the help. You would think that she would be mad at Monica for cheating on her.

8. HA! They are recounting the votes in New Hampshire. This is good and bad news. The good is that they think that something might be wrong. The bad is that they will stop there. I want to know who & how those extra ballots got there.

LOOKING TO SKIP WORK ON A MONDAY?

If you are looking to squeeze one more excused absence out of your employer for the month of January than might I suggest MLK day. Now this can be a tough one to pull off if you work for a company that doesn't automatically give this day off but I am here to help.

After extensive research (2 minutes) and careful planning (making this up as I go) I have found the perfect event for the average white guy in JOCO to use as his excuse. The MLK program takes place in (are you read) BLUE VALLEY!!!!!!!!!!! No need to drive to the hood, just drive down to 158th street in South OP and enjoy. Too good to be true? That is what I thought as well, but there is more! You can even purchase an event T-Shirt to take back to your boss or wear around your one black friend. There is also rumor of actual african americans attending this event (think photo op).

So this year when you think about Martin Luther King be sure to think Blue Valley because nothing says diversity more than South OP and enjoy your day off.

AMERICAN IDOL CLIFF NOTES

Tonight begins another long journey of American Idol. This show is basically the same every year yet we continue to watch it for some reason.

Things you can count on

1. The hot chick with a so/so voice will advance to the round of 12
2. There will be a contestant with a checkered past.
3. The auditions will be full of ass clowns making fools of themselves to get on TV.
4. Paula will walk out on Simon
5. The celeb judges will think everyone is great
6. The winner will not sell as many albums as the runner up
7. The fat african american chick will have the best voice.
9. The term "pitchy" will be used over 2,000 times.
10. Simon and Ryan will call each other out for being in the closet.
11. At least 15 of the people that audition will cry.
12. The term "fugly" will be used inside viewers homes through out the auditions.
13. There will be 10 stand out performances and the rest will be average.
14. Lounge singer, Cabaret, wedding singer etc... will all be used to describe average performances.
15. They will purposely advance another Sanjaya type.
16. A blond will make it to the final 4
17. There will be at least one guy that is considered "a rocker", one chick that is "alternative", 2 chicks will be labeled "country", etc.....
18. My DVR will not work at least 2 times this season.
19. The media will think that Simon is to mean
20. The finale will be 2 hours long and only 5 minutes will matter.

There now you don't need to watch.

QUICK HITS

1. Bless their little over achieving hearts. Yet another murder in..............KCMO. Maybe the cities plan is to let them kill each other off because whatever they are doing it isn't working.

2. Black male, corruption, political shake downs, sex crimes, secret codes etc.... no I am not talking about The Mafia. I am talking about organized religion. “I am here to raise hell,”.....Good luck to you buddy.

3. Former Mayor Clever compares the Clintons to the KKK. (he must read the blog too)

4. Considering their track record when Bill was in the White House this makes complete sense.

5. This is straight out of the movie Vacation. I wonder if they dragged her dog behind the RV.

6. Just when you think gas prices couldn't get any higher the government approves MORE TAXES ON GASOLINE.

7. KCMO thieves continue to rob stores with no $$$. First Bob Evans and now a freaking Thriftway.

BLUE HARVEST PREVIEW

FAMILY GUY STAR WARS PARODIES

QUICK HITS

1. Anytime Nixa, Mo makes the local news it goes on this blog. Our criminals have no borders and need to leave the fine people of Nixa alone.

2. Thieves rob a Bob Evans???? I am sure that joint was full of cash and well worth the future prison sentence that these morons face. IF you were to rob a local dining establishment wouldn't you choose one that doesn't offer AARP discounts?

3. What does the FBI have against Whitey? Haven't they learned? A strong mob means crime stays organized.

4. Princess Diana a high priced whore. I knew it!!!!!!! You would think that you could find an attractive whore for the price she was going for.

5. Clintons take the leash off of Chelsea but keep her on the farm. I am sure that a twenty something year old girl that has lived in mansions most of her life is well equipped to tell others how to live.

6. FINALLY!!! DRUG TESTING FOR WELFARE MOOCHERS!!!!!!! Time to start selling my urine.

Today is my Nephew's Birthday

Happy Birthday James!

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