The Wire - The Return

Did  "The Wire" put us on the local blog map?  Damn right it did.  And just like chalk outlines on a spring KCMO day,we are back.

1.  Gun laws didn't prevent this fine upstanding felon from bringing a gun to the Parade. 
2.  Do KCMO residents get dead body disposal with their trash pickup?
3.  Does anyone shed a tear anymore when a gas station (KCK of course) gets robbed? Turnabout is fair play.
4.  No weapons or demand note?  Bank robberies suck nowadays. 
5.  If you break your infants legs in KCMO you will only get probation.
6.  Daylight savings time means earlier robberies and gunshots in South KC.
7.  POS De Soto woman pleads guilty to locking her autistic son in the attic.  The story says that the crime scene photos resembled photos of a concentration camp.  This woman shouldn't get a sentence, she should just get the chair. 

Endorsement for KC Mayoral Race - SLY JAMES

Having lived in the metro for most of my life I have come to realize one important thing in local politics, THE MAYOR DOESN'T MATTER. Being Mayor of KCMO is like getting a key to the city, it is a nice honor but you really have no power. (This makes Funkhousers abortion of his term in office an even more incredible feat.  It's almost as if Funkhouser went out of his way to screw up what should be an easy job.)

So the only way to go is by personality and endorsements.  Sly James seems to actually have a decent personality and isn't endorsed by the ghosts of KC mayors past. 

Eazy-E - We Want Eazy - Flashback Friday

Weekend Link Blast

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1.  Vanessa Hudgens is making a play for a Top 10 Ranking with us.
2.  If you thought that regular internet dating sites were bad, here are 10 Dating Sites that will blow your mind.
3.  The answer to "what is grosser than gross?" is finally solved.  GROSS
4.  Drawings of what Space Colonies could of looked like according to photos from the 70's.
5.  What are the 10 laziest states in the United States?

6.  Diet Coke pimp slaps Pepsi to #3.
7.  Rihanna Photo Shoot.........
8.  10 Tips on how to get a good nights sleep
9.  Google shows off the Top Gear test track here in the United States.
10.  5 Reasons you should befriend a Missouri resident by 2012

Saint Patrick's Day Irish Link Blast

The only day a year that people lie about their ancestry.  The other 364 they wish they were us.

1. Some of the most bizarre Irish Celebrations in the US.
2.  Swimsuit model catches Irish Fever. catch
3.  "The drunkest cities in America"...As an Irishman that doesn't drink (much) I always find this stereotyping funny.  Other ethnic groups in America are a little more sensitive than us. 
4.  10 uses for Irish whiskey on Saint Patrick's day.
5.  10 Irish authors that you should be reading (for those of you that can, sorry Kcmo).
6.  Sinn Fein homepage. Make sure to donate while there.
7.  Do you even know who Bobby Sands is?
8.  Peace Walls still exist in Belfast
9.  The Irish American Heritage Center
10.  How the Irish won the Civil War for the North
11.  The Liberal media has a history of hating the Irish
12.  New York Tenements were home to many ethnic groups that imigrated to the US in the 19th century.
13.  East Durham, NY is one of the greatest places to visit for Irish American culture.
14. KC is not an Irish town despite what city leaders try to tell you.  Does anyone ever walk around this city and talk about its great Irish roots etc..?
15.  Boston - The capital of Irish America
16.  Top 10 Irish contributions to the world.
17.  To most of you douche bags Bloody Sunday is the name of a song.  Here is the actual story.

St. Paddy’s Classic: Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

There is nothing that I can say about this clip that hasn't all ready been said.

IRISH HISTORY MONTH - The boys of the old brigade

SMSD PERV and the Double Standard

The way that this story will play out all depends on the genders of the 2 involved.

If the teacher is an attractive woman with either a male or female student then there will be a slap on the wrist and a Playboy photo shoot. 

If the teacher is a man or an ugly butch woman then there will be people roaming North OP with pitchforks and torches. 

Complete list of female teachers that have taught sex ed to students.

Kathleen Sebelius is a crappy liar

The Not So Daily Link Blast

Long lengthy posts about crap that nobody cares about OR 10 links to get you through the day?  180,000 hits proves that we have the right formula. 

1.  Movie Cliches that give you douche bags hope.
2.  10 pieces of worthless exercise equipment 
3  Charlie Sheen manages to piss off "Warlocks"
4.  The 12 biggest Malls in the world.
5.  60 Disgusting Guinness Book of World Record pictures for you to enjoy after lunch.
6.  Why the Ipad 2 is better than the one you currently have
7.  Do you know any Mass Murderers?
8.  Some of the most disgusting stuff your slob of a neighbor might have in their house.
9.  The KC metro area has no real street vendor presence other than Hookers and Dealers in the East Side.  So here are 7 awesome Hot Dog stands for your viewing pleasure.
10.  The History of the Space Shuttle

KCTV5 THINKS YOU ARE IGNORANT F'S

Sunspots!  That is what the people at CBS want you to believe was the cause of their screw up of the KU MU game.  How dumb do they think Kansas City residents are?  When you go to google news and type in "sunspots" the only story that comes up is this one.  Wouldn't you think that if there was a sudden sunspot problem in the United States that there would be more problems reported?

CBS has a long history of screwing up sports in this town.  Katie Horner, Sun Spots, lack of  sound, picking crappy NFL games and of course the 20 inch scroll at the bottom of your TV for a storm 300 miles away.

So CBS can shove their excuses and fake apologies up there incompetent asses.

HUCKABEE vs. PORTMAN

Here we go again.  Yet another politician imposing their beliefs on us.  Natalie Portman Pregnancy

SHEEN WARS Mashup

Daily Link Blast

Ok, so I might of missed a couple days....

1.  Just in time for spring break - 50 drinking games to get you hammered
2.  40 awesome Charlie Sheen quotes
3.  10 Worst selling cars of all time
4.  What did Beyonce do to get all of this money from Gadhafi?  slut.
5.  The 10 greatest submarines
6.  The 100 best toys of all time
7.  "Why men look at women and their beautiful legs".  Did we need a study on this?
8.  Great way to Tweet at work without being caught - Spreadtweets
9.  Modern Drunkard Magazine - Awesome
10.  Does anything beat a link titled - 20 Hottest Pillow Fight Girls
11.  Tony in the Pitch - Great Story.  

Pyramid of Sheen