1. Influx of KCK/KCMO school kids working day shifts at retail establishments due to JOCO kids leaving their summer jobs for college.
2. Festivals - The towns of JOCO love to put on a festival to show off to our neighbors to the North and East that we (unlike them) are capable of having more than 20 people in a street event without gunfire.
3. Christmas Items in Stores - I was at Target the other day and they had just as much Christmas stuff up as they did Halloween.
4. Trick or Treating - Every year bus loads (not kidding) of inner city youth get dropped off in our neighborhoods to ask for Candy. Sure we here in JOCO have some houses with great halloween decorations but aren't their neighborhoods truly scary. The only Halloween decoration I plan on putting up is a street sign in front of my house that says 40th and Prospect.
5. School Fund Raisers - This is the biggest shakedown in US history. Not only do we pay taxes for public schools, enrollment fees, activity fees etc.. but now we get to buy over priced candy bars and crappy giftwrap to support the schools. Hell even the Mafia only collected once.
6. Teenagers driving at rush hour - Do I really need to expand on Biff & Amber driving their new Lexus at 100mph through school zones while eating or putting on makeup?
7. Lawn Care Wars - This is the time of season in which the competition picks up between neighbors and their lawns. From leaf pick up to fertilization, this is where the rubber meets the road. Those who have neglected their lawns all spring and summer will be dubbed trash by the rest of the neighborhood.
8. Charity Drives - This is the time of year in which the calls start coming into JOCO residents to help save KCMO. Every year the fine upstanding residents reach into their pockets and donate Hundreds of thousands of dollars to feed and clothe those living in the East side. We do this despite their hatred for us and ask for nothing in return (except for a tax write off).
9. Election signs - Oh yes my favorite. Each fall we get to see the wonderful display of election signs in yards and on the corners of busy intersections. I always find it a great way to find out who the commies are in the neighborhood.
10. Layoffs at Sprint are on the Horizon. Sure this can be said about every season but the fall layoffs always seem to be the biggest and best hidden.
Friday, October 30, 2009
QUICK HITS - BE AFRAID
TOP 10 scary stories in the news today. These stories prove that you don't need to go to a haunted house or watch a scary movie this Halloween to be terrified.
1. The president of the United States is inviting terrorists to the White House.
2. Violent leftest fire shots into the house of Lou Dobbs. Is this just the start?
3. Will the Chinese take advantage of Obama's weakness and back our country into a corner?
4. Liberals are the only people in the world that could spend 160k to create a 30k job. Imagine what we could of done with that money if it was given to us in tax cuts.
5. We have become such pansies in this country that Haunted Houses are now being protested.
6. The dumbest woman on the planet just wrote a 1900 page bill that will cost us around 2 trillion dollars. BOO!
7. Muslim men LIVING in this country are killing their daughters for becoming Westernized. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB ASS. YOU MOVED TO AMERICA.
8. Hollywood elitist slam 13 year old rape victim. CALLS HER A HOOKER!
9. There is a fear of money??????????????
10. Obama opens the borders to people that are HIV positive.
1. The president of the United States is inviting terrorists to the White House. 2. Violent leftest fire shots into the house of Lou Dobbs. Is this just the start?
3. Will the Chinese take advantage of Obama's weakness and back our country into a corner?4. Liberals are the only people in the world that could spend 160k to create a 30k job. Imagine what we could of done with that money if it was given to us in tax cuts.
5. We have become such pansies in this country that Haunted Houses are now being protested.
6. The dumbest woman on the planet just wrote a 1900 page bill that will cost us around 2 trillion dollars. BOO!
7. Muslim men LIVING in this country are killing their daughters for becoming Westernized. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB ASS. YOU MOVED TO AMERICA.
8. Hollywood elitist slam 13 year old rape victim. CALLS HER A HOOKER!
9. There is a fear of money??????????????
10. Obama opens the borders to people that are HIV positive.
THE WIRE - KCMO IS ITS OWN HORROR STORY
The seriel killers in KCMO run the streets every night. They don't hide behind hockey masks or only appear in your dreams. No these killers want you to know who is killing you and they kill you when you are asleep or awake.
1. No time of day is safe on Prospect.
2. If this guy would of "Gotten Down" as instructed he wouldn't of been shot at an East Side bar.
3. Bus stations on Troost are full of people with guns.
4. These poor kids live in an environment where simply getting into their car can get them hit with shotgun pellets.
5. KCK teen will not live to see Halloween.
1. No time of day is safe on Prospect. 2. If this guy would of "Gotten Down" as instructed he wouldn't of been shot at an East Side bar.
3. Bus stations on Troost are full of people with guns.
4. These poor kids live in an environment where simply getting into their car can get them hit with shotgun pellets.
5. KCK teen will not live to see Halloween.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
EVEN CHURCH IS DANGEROUS IN KCK
Why in the hell did this pastor let this guy be a youth leader? HE TOLD YOU THAT HE HAD BEEN IN PRISON AND ALL YOU DID WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Pastor of this church is dangerous
THE WIRE - GET A GUN
If you live in KCMO and you aren't a gun owner you are insane. Hell one gun might not be enough. You might want to consider putting a machine gun turret on your front porch.
1. I always thought a "candy store" in the East Side was a crack house. After reading this story a crack house just might be safer.
2. Who wouldn't think about offing themselves if they lived in the East side?
3. Overland Park sends AR-15'S to Guatemala. Awesome.
4. KCMO cops get punked.
2. Who wouldn't think about offing themselves if they lived in the East side?
3. Overland Park sends AR-15'S to Guatemala. Awesome.
4. KCMO cops get punked.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
THE WIRE - YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
There are certain crap levels that one must consider when determining if a crime in KC is unjust. What do I mean by unjust? It is actually pretty simple. Any crime that happens against someone that willingly puts themselves in a situation or location that you know is f'd up is on them. For example, if you are walking down Prospect at 1am for the hell of it, then that is on you.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
DOUCHE BAGS WITH POSTER BOARD AND MARKERS
Are there ever more than 3 of these "protesters" at one of these things? And who the hell calls their protest group a club? Do they hold their meeting up in a tree house? You media idiots need to stop covering these morons. Shooting deer and drugging monkeys is as American as apple pie and hot dogs.
NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE
Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side. Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives.
2. Nothing good ever happens on Truman Road. Just ask this dead guy.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
KIDS IN MISSOURI ARE DOOMED
It is amazing that these two stories came out on the same day.
I wonder if families in Ethiopia are being asked to sponsor a Missouri child.
THE WIRE - JUST IGNORE IT
Here are more crimes that happened to people that didn't win a golden ticket to join Scott Parks in Wonka Land.
1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites.
2. Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison. Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.
3. The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4. Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5. JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel? Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6. I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.
1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites.
2. Pushing a wimpy ass postal worker might land these two douche bags in prison. Cliff Clavin would bitch slap this guy.
3. The recession is forcing KU kids to switch from cocaine to meth.
4. Raytown kids are at risk from potential abductors
5. JOCO teens arrested for robbing a hotel? Surely these teens aren't natural born citizens of our county.
6. I really have no idea how to explain this one so I will let you read this story about a sicko Coach and well make your own conclusions.
SAD DAY FOR PARENTS ACROSS AMERICA
Those of us that have kids, especially kids this little girls age are feeling sick to their stomachs right now. The type of people that commit these acts should not be allowed to live. There is no reason for us to keep them alive in prisons nor is there any reason for us to let them die a quick painless death.
No, the bastards that commit these types of crime need to be put through a living hell before they go to hell.
This is a good time for everyone to take a look at this site and see who your neighbors are and who lives in the houses that your kids walk by.
No, the bastards that commit these types of crime need to be put through a living hell before they go to hell.
This is a good time for everyone to take a look at this site and see who your neighbors are and who lives in the houses that your kids walk by.
Monday, October 19, 2009
QUICK HITS - I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY
1. What happens when you elect lawyers to congress? 1500 page bills full of crap. 2. US Flag sticker too controversial.........
3. Not all stories have a great line like this "Workers later cleaned up a puddle of blood."
4. Somalis take underwear seriously.
5. Florida voting mistakes might see a drop once their death panels kick in.
6. 6 things that your body does that can't be explained.
7. If you like deep fried bacon and butter then Texas is the place for you.
8. 13 scariest haunted houses in America. I can't believe they left off the White House.
9. Smart People are dumb ass's.
10. Office Douche Bags.
THE WIRE - SCOTT PARKS EDITION
Today one of the most ignorant people to take to the KC airwaves said that the crime coverage in this city did not represent the Kansas City he knows. I guess S.cott thinks that the people in East KCMO don't count and that the crime that goes in in those neighborhoods doesn't affect the city as a whole. What an irresponsible jack ass. Does he live in Wonka land?
1. Bullets fly in the East side hitting 2 people that in the mind of Scott Parks aren't worth covering.
2. Jimmy Johns dreadlocked shooter is still on the loose
3. I wonder if the guy that got blasted in this KCK house has ever seen the show hoarders?
4. Obviously this guy never saw Menace II Society. You always grab the freaking tape!
1. Bullets fly in the East side hitting 2 people that in the mind of Scott Parks aren't worth covering.
2. Jimmy Johns dreadlocked shooter is still on the loose
3. I wonder if the guy that got blasted in this KCK house has ever seen the show hoarders?
4. Obviously this guy never saw Menace II Society. You always grab the freaking tape!
Sunday, October 18, 2009
THE ONLY THING WORST THAN MONDAYS: LIBERALS
Lies and hypocrisy ran wild this weekend in the socialist party.
1. How long will it be before Hillary Clinton claims to be a holocaust survivor?
2. Obama commie lover admits to controlling the media.
3. The emperor wants you to feel and look good during his occupation of the White House.
4. The environment takes a back seat to the NFL in the eyes of one liberal leader.
5. Militant black leader struggles to remain relevant
6. The party that claims to care so much for people is at it again. This time they seek to punish overweight people because THEY know what is good for them.
7. How many American lives will be lost while Obama tries to make up his mind?
8. White women are considered 2nd class citizens in the eyes of minorities.
1. How long will it be before Hillary Clinton claims to be a holocaust survivor? 2. Obama commie lover admits to controlling the media.
3. The emperor wants you to feel and look good during his occupation of the White House.
4. The environment takes a back seat to the NFL in the eyes of one liberal leader.
5. Militant black leader struggles to remain relevant
6. The party that claims to care so much for people is at it again. This time they seek to punish overweight people because THEY know what is good for them.
7. How many American lives will be lost while Obama tries to make up his mind?
8. White women are considered 2nd class citizens in the eyes of minorities.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
DEER PROTESTORS HATE THE HOMELESS
Why are deer more important to the biters group than the people of KC? Maybe this bambi lover should go down to the city union mission and see a starving homeless family before he pretends to be Thumper in his Disney Wonderland.
Remember, every time they protest deer hunting a child will go hungry
Monday, October 12, 2009
QUICK HITS
Here are 10 stories for you to read today. JOCO readers! Please be nice and read out loud for your KCK and KCMO frieends.
1. Fox is about to own NBC and I am not just talking about ratings. Keith Olbermann has to be crapping his pants right about now.
2. People are actually worried about the mindset of a child rapist. Remember, these are the same Hollywood douchebags that come out every 4 years and tell you to vote for the socialist candidate.
3. The Emperor doesn't want law enforcement officers to do their job if it conflicts with his agenda. So basically just throw out all laws.
4. The President makes it possible for his Aunt to stay in a comfy hotel on our dime instead of going to jail
5. This story about sexless marriages is freaking weird.
6. Are there no drugs in Oklahoma??????? Maybe I should move down there and slang some air.
7. Sitting on your ass will kill you and apparently running will too.
8. Awesome footage of bar fight and shoot out.
9. Parents are concerned over these costumes YET they let their daughters wear more revealing clothing every other day of the year?
10. Under the socialist health care plan DOCTORS WILL BE DRAFTED. Great, imagine having Carl Peterson drafting your doctor.
1. Fox is about to own NBC and I am not just talking about ratings. Keith Olbermann has to be crapping his pants right about now.2. People are actually worried about the mindset of a child rapist. Remember, these are the same Hollywood douchebags that come out every 4 years and tell you to vote for the socialist candidate.
3. The Emperor doesn't want law enforcement officers to do their job if it conflicts with his agenda. So basically just throw out all laws.
4. The President makes it possible for his Aunt to stay in a comfy hotel on our dime instead of going to jail
5. This story about sexless marriages is freaking weird.
6. Are there no drugs in Oklahoma??????? Maybe I should move down there and slang some air.
7. Sitting on your ass will kill you and apparently running will too.
8. Awesome footage of bar fight and shoot out.
9. Parents are concerned over these costumes YET they let their daughters wear more revealing clothing every other day of the year?
10. Under the socialist health care plan DOCTORS WILL BE DRAFTED. Great, imagine having Carl Peterson drafting your doctor.
NOT EXACTLY CHAMBER OF COMMERCE STORIES
When I travel the first thing I do when I get to a new city is grab the local paper and watch the evening news. Could you imagine what a visitor to our city must think?
1. For those of you that don't know, NE KCK probably won't ever be photographed for a postcard. You could of asked this guy but he is dead.
2. Poor people in Independence eat too much.
3. Wyco employees forced to take Columbus day off, without pay.
4. Did all of these KCMO leaders get train sets for Christmas?
5. Minimum wage data entry clerk just cost the city 15 million dollars. NICE!
1. For those of you that don't know, NE KCK probably won't ever be photographed for a postcard. You could of asked this guy but he is dead. 2. Poor people in Independence eat too much.
3. Wyco employees forced to take Columbus day off, without pay.
4. Did all of these KCMO leaders get train sets for Christmas?
5. Minimum wage data entry clerk just cost the city 15 million dollars. NICE!
GREEN UPDATE
Or maybe they will tell us that the cheetah is endangered due to global cooling and that the deserts are shrinking due to carbon emissions?
Either way, these douche bags are finally on their way out.
1. You know that the end of a movement is near when the leftist BBC starts to question it.
2. How is this news? G. Bush was talking about this crap for the past 2 years.
3. Cold weather threatens crops.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!! No questions for you!
I think that this douche bag thinks that he is the Climate Nazi!
PISSED OFF ITALIANS
Italians in this country are getting screwed by liberals. There is no reason that this holiday should be kicked to the curb. What, because the Native Americans lost? Give me a break. Like I said earlier this week, Native Americans got screwed, but not by Columbus.
If anything they got screwed by the English and French.
CALIFORNIA TAKES THE LEAD
Let me state for the record that I took Nancy Raegans words to heart and have always said no to drugs. Having said that, I have also been in support of the legalization of the product for the past 10 years. Think about it. The government says it is ok to drink and smoke (both of which are addictive and could kill people) yet they say no to weed? This doesn't make sense.Republicans crack me up. They pretend to be for limited government UNLESS it is something that they want to restrict. Conservatives, don't fall for this trap. If you don't want the government telling you which doctor you should use and which medicine to take why let them tell you this as well?
THE WIRE - ONCE A TIME IN THE PROJECTS YO..............
Gang Bangers don't die, they multiply........or at least that is what they seem to do. You would think that sooner or later there would be 1 lone gang banger left, you know kinda like king of the mountain. It makes you wonder how many residents in KCK and KCMO are killers.
1. Dead bodies in KCMO are nearly as common as dead squirells in JOCO neighborhoods. 2 shot on Troost.
2. STANLEY QT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. The mayors inability to handle the blight in KCMO is going to lead to firefighters getting hurt.
4. Piece of crap gang banging cowards shoot 2 little kids in KCK. Attention Gang Bangers; you are not bad ass's for shooting at people 100 yards away from you in a moving car. You are cowards.
1. Dead bodies in KCMO are nearly as common as dead squirells in JOCO neighborhoods. 2 shot on Troost.
2. STANLEY QT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. The mayors inability to handle the blight in KCMO is going to lead to firefighters getting hurt.
4. Piece of crap gang banging cowards shoot 2 little kids in KCK. Attention Gang Bangers; you are not bad ass's for shooting at people 100 yards away from you in a moving car. You are cowards.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
THE GUITAR STRUMMING BASTARD OF KANSAS
There has never been a bigger piece of crap in the 3rd district than Dennis Moore. Calling a fellow former Marine who lost a limb for this country a piece of "White Trash" crosses all lines.
This douche bag needs to resign ASAP.
DEER GOD
What do you get when you gather up some poster board, markers, candles and clueless douche bags? A vigil for dead deer!
Odds are that none
of these lame ass "do gooders" have shown this much concern over the death of people in our community.
Friday, October 09, 2009
QUICK HITS - FREAKKY FRIDAY EDITION
This weather absolutely sucks. Cold, Rain, Clouds and now freezing temperatures and it isn't even November? I am not sure how the coffee shop burnouts in the Pacific Northwest can face this crap each and every morning. I can't believe Kurt Cobain lasted as long as he did.
1. Further proof that USA Today only read by people when it is free and laying outside of their hotel room.
2. 1.57 billion Muslims? How is this possible? What the hell would the population be if they didn't suicide bomb and get their skulls pierced with M16 rounds?
3. Could this slaughter of been prevented if we had more troops manning that outpost? While Obama waffles and tries to appease the UN and his liberal chums our soldiers are getting slaughtered.
4. Global Warming cult members MIGHT want to reconsider their choice in religion.
5. If you ever needed any proof that Obama and crew were a bunch of classless a holes well here you go.
6. Our lord and savior Obama has found yet another way to "protect" us.
7. Face Book incest?
8. How long will it be before Habitat for Humanity becomes Obama for Humanity?
9. Obama voters swap government assistance for Booze and Drugs........They are just getting some of that Obama crack and Obama mad dog.
10. Self inflected sauna deaths in Arizona.
1. Further proof that USA Today only read by people when it is free and laying outside of their hotel room. 2. 1.57 billion Muslims? How is this possible? What the hell would the population be if they didn't suicide bomb and get their skulls pierced with M16 rounds?
3. Could this slaughter of been prevented if we had more troops manning that outpost? While Obama waffles and tries to appease the UN and his liberal chums our soldiers are getting slaughtered.
4. Global Warming cult members MIGHT want to reconsider their choice in religion.
5. If you ever needed any proof that Obama and crew were a bunch of classless a holes well here you go.
6. Our lord and savior Obama has found yet another way to "protect" us.
7. Face Book incest?
8. How long will it be before Habitat for Humanity becomes Obama for Humanity?
9. Obama voters swap government assistance for Booze and Drugs........They are just getting some of that Obama crack and Obama mad dog.
10. Self inflected sauna deaths in Arizona.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Sorry bout that.
What we did to the Native Americans was jacked up and should never of happened. Saying sorry doesn't exactly cut it which makes this more symbolism without substance.
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