Almost Daily Link Blast

No seriously, sit back and let me do all the work for you lazy ungrateful bastards. 

1. 9 Urban Legends in Sports
2.  Can you tell the difference between these 13(greatest in video games) zombies and a Roeland Park resident?
3.  8 Movies that have ripped off other movies
4.  Krispy Kreme creates more ways to end your life early.
5.  25 years after Chernobyl and the place is still F'd up.
6.  Pabst has an energy drink?  Nice.
7.  Are we dealing with Afghan soldiers or Polish militia?
8.  This could be the biggest freaking rabbit that I have ever seen.
9.  I'm Harry Potter.

Dr. Dre - 187 (Deep Cover Remix) - CLASSIC

Violent Music for a Violent City.

The Slums of JOCO

Can we all finally agree that Roeland Park deserves to be banished from the land of JO?  The behavior displayed by these two teenagers is proof that Roeland Park will never produce a generation of people worthy of the JO on their license plate. 

The only redeeming quality that these kids have is that they dumped the body in KCK where lets face it, what is one more body?

"Call of Duty: Black Ops" Escalation Multiplayer

KCI Stinks

Has anyone else noticed the terrible sour smell up by the airport?  We sure know how to make a good impression on visitors don't we?  First our airport is the middle of nowhere and now the smell of dead ass greets visitors as the hit the highway.  The only thing we are missing now is a fat inbreed toothless banjo strumming 12 year old sitting on a sofa in front of a double wide. 

Kansas City Easter - Blood Bunny

Do gang bangers get time and a half for putting in work on a holiday?

1.  KCK residents participate in the annual dead body hunt.

2.  Cleaver blvd. shooting kicks Easter of in style, The East Side way.

3.  I say we kill these 6 sex offenders and see if they return from the dead.

4.  Missouri trash convicted of raping women in the 80's

5.  If the bullets don't get you in KCK the cars will.

The Game - Wake the dead

Easter Link Blast

We have been gone for a week but we have risen j/k

1.  Great recipes for leftover Easter eggs.
2.  5 umm interesting things to do on Easter
3.  These Filipinos are some of the craziest bastards on earth.
4.  Personally I think Peeps are disgusting but if you like sugar marshmallows here is the history.
5.  Not such a happy Easter in China for Christians.
6.  Got God Particle?
7.  Bunny guilt
8.  Easter decorations do have some meaning.  Who knew?
9.  Pagans dominate Easter history.

Police Intimidation Level Infographic

Because Liberals WIll Always Be Douche Bags

Every time a liberal speaks it is awesome.  Look at these great examples of liberal mental midgetry

1.  Could Jesse Jackson Jr. be a bigger moron than his dad?  "The Ipad is Killing Jobs".  Your dumb ass is killing my faith in the overall intelligence of Americans.
2. Al Gore actually believes that their are enough ignorant people in this country that think Global Warming is real. 
3.  50% of Americans are freeloading bastards. 
4.  I can't believe that Henry Waxman is still in office.  Oil companies are causing cancer from 1000 feet below the earths surface according to these liberal scumbags. 

The Wire - It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove

Two Weekends in a row with a low murder count?  Just goes to show you that even murderers and gang bangers like to work Monday - Friday and take the weekends off like the rest of us.  For far to long they have been working 24/7 and neglecting their families just so they could increase our crime stats.  Maybe the unionized?

1.  KCMO cops remove a drunk driver from the streets, forever.
2.  Dead Body Sunday - Northland
3.  KCK Gangbangers keep it old school with a Drive By murder. 
4.  Lawrence chicks aren't use to showing the goods off unless they have at least 1 weak drink
5.  Are there really any "suspicious" deaths in KCK ? 
6.  Sex offender gets off easy with a life sentence. 
7.  East Side man robs Circle K wearing a surgical mask.  Makes sense.  They are light weight and disposable.  At least our criminals are innovative.

Hip Hop Flash Back - Above The Law

Kaley Cuoco - Allure

Holy Big Bang Theory - Thank You Allure

Almost Daily Link Blast

Links, Links and more Links for you lazy non internet searching bastards. 

1.  The 25 Hottest Women that use to be in Sports
2.  The 15 Hottest Women of American Idol
3.  Lebowski Monopoly 
4.  Playboy - Top 10 Party Schools
5.  11 Athletes Americans want to punch in the face
6.  Top 10 ways to stop Godzilla from destroying the earth
7.  Gwyneth Paltrow back in a bikini
8.  Hacked - Play Retro Games
9.  20 Worst Star Wars quotes to say during sex
10.  Largest Online cookbook in/of the world.
11.  Awesome house disguised as a garage
12.  Biggie Smalls FBI file
13.  The 100 year history of Indian Motorcycles

Tha Alkaholiks "Daaam"

Murder slump?

Anyone else feel let down by this weekends shooting/murder numbers?  2 days of nice weather and all that you could do is 7? We have come to expect more out of you!

1.  KC murderers open mobile creation business.  2 dead.
2.  Another KCMO resident takes his banking business to JOCO.  PV Bank Robbed
3.  BV's Chirst vs. KCMO cops just in time for Easter.
4.  4 dead in murder suicide.
5.  KCMO shooters don't rest on Sundays
6.  Joco people don't know how to attack cops.

Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

If you didn't want to talk about your nude pics then you shouldn't of leaked them and used them to extend your 15 minutes of fame. 

Teacher Unions Blow

The KCMOSD is one of the worst districts in the United States of America yet these douche bag teachers think they should keep their jobs.  Psst, bald douche bag in the tweed jacket, you don't get a job for life when you become a teacher so stop your freaking crying.

Lack of money + crappy performance = Unemployed teachers

Eazy-E - Down 2 Tha Last Roach

For all of our 4-20 celebrating readers.

#9

Now ranked in the Top 10 (political blogs) in America. 

The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....

Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right - Revisited

Awesome

Obama continues to shart on America

Will you notice if the Federal Government shuts down? Hell No. 

1.  Another problem faces America and our President takes ANOTHER vacation.  I think this guy got elected so that he could take his family on a free vacation every week.
2.  While there might not be enough money to pay our troops there is plenty of money for this douche to vacation?
3.  Obama gives the finger to America when it comes to gas prices
4.  How much did George Soros pay for this ugly worn out handbag?
6.  Fuc&$@g up gas prices wasn't enough for our president.  No, no, his policies even reach our FREAKING KITCHENS!
7.  Obama's war plan on Libya is causing friendly fire on US Tax Payers.
8.  Obama's brain remains missing as people search for his birth certificate.

FOX NEWS MAKES A HUGE MISTAKE!

There is no way that Jennifer Love Hewitt belongs with this group of fugly has been stars.  One bad picture and she is mentioned with Kathleen Turner? 

Thank you for supporting the E - Tax

On behalf of all of us in Johnson County I would like to thank you ignorant fools for keeping your tax scam.  We will continue to welcome KCMO companies and white collar employees fleeing your corrupt crime filled city to our oasis of commerce. 

Try collecting a Tax from a vacant building and empty houses lol. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

The face of the Religious Right

I was asked who I thought was the leader of the religious right and this is the only person I could think of. It has to be John Lighgow from Footloose doesn't it?

Reverend Shaw Moore: If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality?

Velvet Revolver - She Builds Quick Machines

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Japanese sex robot or Miley Sex Doll.  That will be the question going through the head of many a 40 year old living in their parents basement this Christmas.