QUICK HITS - WHAAAAA!!!

Obama has been in office for 101 days and the liberals are crying now more than before. They haven't even packed up their hanging Bush dolls and piss bombs yet and they are complaining that the rest of us aren't following thier christ blindly like they are. There is a certain satisfaction one gets at seeing liberal bloggers and pundits shrivel up and cry. Buck up little ladies and pull the sand out of your clits. Things will get better in 2 years.

1. A woman that believes that size does matter, especially 3 inches.

2. I guess the code name "Charlie" was pretty accurate for McGillis.

3. I guess the new administration really thought that Club Gitmo was a resort.

4. Why is it that these liberal attorneys attatched to the Clintons keep showin gup dead? Just how many secrets are out there that we still dont know about?

5. If your old ass needs a freaking Garmin to navigate the grocery store do us all a favor and stay home. If you cant push a cart dont get behind the freaking wheel.

6 . Kansas City Vetrans are getting free cocaine injections at the VA hospital (no joke). I think that this is the only way that they can get troops to fight for Obama.

7. You know social security sucks when old ass women story cutting up bricks.

8. Socialist Leaders in Washington need to be drug tested asap.

9. What is the deal with European Leaders and Crusades?

10. I am sure that the former gov of Kansas is an expert on Swine Flu after one day on her job.

GUEST BLOGGER - ANGELO MINO

Those of you that attended the JCCC tea party will remember the speech that this man gave. It was so inspirational that I had to track him down and have him become a contributor. He sees this country from a way that those of us born in this country can't.
Enjoy,
JOCOSOB

After learning that more republicans are planning to change of aisles in the Congress and in the House. I do believe this story will make us understand why we need to be more vigilant of the democrat party's intentions on bringing socialism to our country.

Mr. Obama was happy to bow to a King, and to embrace to all the socialist presidents, the same presidents desirous to destroy our country. He was thankful of receiving a book that talks the worse thinks about our system from the same person that weeks ago call him a "stupid American president".

As far back as I can remember the USA Commander in Chief bows to nobody! and our Flag will never touch the ground...Well by embracing the socialist south American president and easing the restrictions on Cuba our president put our flag on the group and step on it.

American brothers and sisters do not quit! We need to be a strong vigilantes of our country, It is up to us because it looks like nobody else cares. Please enjoy the story on how to catch wild pigs.

Angelo H Mino

Catching Wild Pigs
A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new Communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. 

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc..

While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America; you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America. 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson

PANDEMIC vs COLD BLOODED MURDER

I have to applaud you lemmings for overreacting to this "pandemic". The chances of you dying from this crap are slim to none, yet you want to seal the border, create new health agencies and hide out in fall out shelters. Yesterday I heard tales of local restaurants handing out Purel to all the tables and local parents keeping their kids from school. The ef

Imagine if you morons reacted the same way to each killing that happened in the Metro area. Last time I checked NOBODY in the area has died from getting the sniffles yet in KCMO alone this year nearly 40 people have been murdered in cold blood.

When will you idiots get a clue?

FAKE NEWS STATION IN TROUBLE

It appears that Obama TV is having a little financial trouble. The next tingle up Chis Mathews leg will be because a homeless guy is urinating on his box.

SWAGGA IS THE WORD OF THE DAY

SWAGGA WITH NO TACT

First they scare the crap out of people with a low flying jet over Manhattan and NOW they are telling you to take cover or you will die. These idiots are dangerous.

IT'S NAP

Another day another F' Up by the person that can't afford to do so. I guess it will take Americans loosing their lives due to one of her mistakes before she gets the boot.

I WENT TO VALVOLINE

Like most people south of 135th street I dont change my own oil. I figure if you break down my earnings to an hourly rate and then apply that rate to the time it takes to change the oil that I am actually saving myself money by paying someone else to do it.

So I go to Valvoline and it comes time for them to give the full press on the additional services that they recommend and it gets to the air filter. The guy doing the sales job to me told me that by changing my air filter I will be helping the environment...... I told him that I didn't give a crap about the environment and after he finished laughing he said that he didn't either but they get a lot of single women that actually believe that they are doing the environment a favor by changing this.

The reason I tell you this is to inspire you to be honest about your antigreen beliefs. Don't be afraid to tell people that you don't believe the global warming hype. The look on their face at first is freaking priceless.

DAMN

HOLY WT CRIME SPREES BATMAN!

The list of stuff the stole is right out of the WT starter kit.

GUEST POSTER - BILL THE PAINTER

As promised here is another one of my guest posters that will be appearing weekly. Bill is not much of a political pundit(we have enough of those) but he brings some great insight into other everyday things. Please Enjoy.
JOCOSOB

In This Economy?

Yep, how many times have you heard that? How many times have you SAID that? It’s getting a little old, I know. It almost seems like we need to do things differently than we did before. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but maybe we can reevaluate some of the things in our lives.

If you were looking for something political here…..sorry! Not gonna do it!

First of all, let me thank JOCOSOB for letting me help out a little here. My name is Bill, also known as “Bill the Painter.” That’s the name of my blog here on blogspot. I own a painting, siding and window company here in Kansas City. I have been in the home improvement industry for nearly 20 years. Yeah, I know…I don’t look that old! My guest columns are going to be home improvement related, not necessarily political. Thanks for reading and watch for me each week, usually on Wednesday.

Back to “this economy.” There are many of us who, for one reason or another, are cutting back on things. This is all good and fine. Heck, we may all learn a little from the experience. I will say that one place you should NOT CUTBACK is you home’s maintenance. Sure, we would all like to move to a bigger home, maybe a newer home, condo or something else. Since that isn’t always possible, why not “Love the one you’re with?”

Home improvement can take many forms! Sure, painting your home is a great way to freshen it up, increase your curb appeal. It also helps protect your investment. Usually your home is the biggest investment in your portfolio, it will always be worth something! A typical home in the Kansas City area should be painted every 5 to 7 years. I don’t care what “warranty” is placed on a can of paint, it won’t last 25 years! Ok it may, but you certainly won’t like the way it looks!

Spring is a great time to get outside and take a look at the condition of your home. Is the paint peeling? Fading? How about your siding and windows? Look for rotting wood, bowing siding, missing window glazing. You’ll see it. Rot needs to be addressed sooner rather than later. It’s a fungus that will do nothing but spread, doing more damage as time goes on.

Ok, so you’ve figured out that you need some work done…now what? Grab the Yellow pages and find a painter? You COULD to that, but how do you choose? Not all painters are created equal! Its one thing to paint a house, but taking care of the rot issues takes a certain skill set that not all painters have. Just as most carpenters aren’t good painters. You should really check out the Better Business Bureau. They are unbiased and honest. Most reliable painters are on there and are rated according to people’s experiences. You owe it to yourself to do your due diligence!

What should you look for in a painting contractor? I’m glad you asked! After you checked them out with the BBB, call the ones that you are interested in working with. Don’t just let them come by and put a bid in the door! MEET WITH THEM! How do they know what you are looking for? How do you know they are what YOU are looking for? Just make sure you tell all the contractors the same thing so they are all bidding on the same project.
What should their proposal include? It should include all labor AND materials for one thing. Any painter that wants you to supply the paint should be disqualified immediately! If they can’t buy paint, it’s probably because they have no credit and owe the paint store a LOT of money! Not cool! It should include a detailed description of the prep work and painting to be done. The price for the painting should also be firm. A good painter knows what it will take to paint a home. You should not be penalized if he doesn’t include enough paint to complete the job. References! Don’t just ask for them…call them! Sure, the painter will give you favorable ones, but you should ask the reference if they were happy with the project and most importantly: Would you hire this person again? Insurance! This is the most important item of all! Make sure the painter is covered for general liability and worker’s compensation insurance. It is your responsibility to make sure you are protected. Many painters use subcontractors. Make sure THEY are covered as well. Some work comp policies exclude subcontractors. Don’t hesitate to call their insurance carrier. Still awake? Good!

Payment terms. This is a tough one. I usually require full payment on completion. I have credit with my suppliers and may not get the bill until after your project is complete. It is very rare for me to ask for a deposit for a residential paint project. Siding and windows are a different story! If they require a deposit, only give it the day the work begins. Why do they need your money weeks before your project starts? To guarantee a spot on their schedule? Please…. If they don’t trust you, maybe you shouldn’t trust them. Pay only when you are satisfied with the finished product. They are less likely to come back and take care of you once they have your money. Thankfully, we are not all like that.

Conclusion. Ok, by now you are really interested or really bored! Thanks for reading this and staying awake. Your questions, suggestions and criticisms are always welcome! Feel free to comment here, I will read them. If you have specific subjects you would like to see discussed here, just let me know. You can always visit my home at Bill The Painter.com

THE WIRE - SPECIAL EDITION

Dear criminals of KCMO,
Congratulations on your recent victory at city hall. Apparently the lobbyist that you hired did his job right and actually got the violent city of KCMO to reduce the number of officers on the street. What is more impressive is that this was done right after one of the most violent years in KCMO history. So enjoy! Sell your drugs, do your drive by shootings, armed robberies, stabbings, rape and murders knowing that the chances of you getting caught have significantly decreased.

As a resident of JOCO I would like to thank the leadership of KCMO for making thier city more attracitve for criminals to work in. Thank You!

MAXIM COVERS

THE GREATEST SPORT EVER

How about a team from this league for a Sprint Center Anchor Tenant?

and yes they have trading cards

KCMOSD GUILTY OF RACISM?

I am sure that they aren't trying to target a Black Superintendent it just always seems to end up that way.

THE SEARCH IS OVER

The search for the dumbest chick alive ends today.

CHAPPELLE TUESDAYS

EAST SIDE TAKES STEP TO LURE NEW BIZ

Yeah right. You can all the "new tools" you want but if a freaking Church's Chicken is getting robbed how the hell do you expect a real business to open up down there?

DEFEATING THE PURPOSE

So you apply this by rubbing it into the problem area and it works? Does it cause blindness and zits? And when you are done applying it do you still need a partner?

QUICK HITS - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH

Mondays suck and anybody that says otherwise is a corporate kiss ass. "Oh I just love the start of the work week" F YOU BROWN NOSE!

1. The Peppermint Patties of JCCC make it big.

2. KCMO building follows the lead of citizens of the city and gives up.

3. Which came first, the teleprompter or Obama?

4. Only an Elitist douche like Prince Charles would think that this makes sense. This is further proof that inbreeding is dangerous.

5. Mayor Bloomberg needs to check his email a little more often.

6. Is Jules Winfield heading up foreign trade for China?

7. I don't really get the whole Beyonce obsession anymore. She use to be kinda cute but now she looks like the girl from Willie Wonka that ate the gum and turned into a Blueberry. Every time I see her she looks bigger than the last time.

8. Marital Rape? I don't get this. Wouldnt this be the same as Carjacking your own car?

9. Maybe this gal is jumping the gun on getting the 40 POUND TUMOR removed. I bet she woulda cleaned up in the freak porn business.

10. 500 movies on one DVD. AWESOME.

MEN ALL OVER ARE SAD AT THIS LOSS

Your Hotness Will Live Forever

NORTHEAST POLICE HOLD TRYOUTS

Did the extremely busy chalk outline officer for the North East area get carpel tunnels? If so this is a great way for them to hold tryouts for his/her replacement.

CARL EDWARDS IS AWESOME

DON'T FEAR, NAP IS HERE!

I don't know about the rest of you but I for one am glad that Nap is all over this one. Over the past two weeks this woman has demonstrated that she is more than ready to protect this country from all threats both big and small.

DEATH BY PIG

If you were to die of a sickness would you really want it to be called Swine Flu? What an embarrassing eulogy that would be. Can't we at least think of a cooler name than that? Swine flu just doesn't have the same ring to it as Ebola.

1. Let us all hope that Doug Heffernan is safe.

2. Drug Cartels cant clear the streets of Mexico but coughing pigs can.

3. As if the Europeans needed another reason to hate us.

4. Oops, too late. EU already screwed.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

It isn't often that this city rises to the challenge but damn it this time they did. As I mentioned earlier this week things were a little bit to quiet shooting/murder wise in this town. I think that people were just happy with a good Q1 and resting a little bit. So I called them out and they answered. It is this type of attitude and work ethic that will bring America out of the recession!

1. 3 shot, one killed off Southwest blvd. Does this city have a "Blvd" that is safe?

2. East Side woman shot execution style off of Michigan Ave.

GUEST BLOGGER-Dem Nuts Weekly Analysis - Tom Scherer

Intro: Thanks for a public forum to give your blog followers a dem nuts weekly analysis. As well as the opportunity to give feedback on what fiscally conservative people understand is important. The goal is political satire in a snarky format until I switch to serious political commentary. Basically, I am keeping at eye on fiscally irresponsible socialists trying to annoy as many demiwants as humanly possible. Hopefully, fiscally conservative bloggers can anticipate what the dem nuts are scheming next; thereby anticipating, benefiting and taking advantage of their flawed progressive socialist-commie demiwantism.--dem-i-want-ism. (I want this and I demand fiscally conservative middle class people work and pay for it via some kind of an irrational doomed abominable economic redistribution scheme).

International crap: Barry returned from his listening pacifist agenda with evil despots and dictators trying to make the world a little safer. Award one point and hope Barry’s risky international plan works. Sea captain rescue tell us defending ships on the open seas with fire hoses seems a tad bit moronic. A cruise-missile launch for targeted Somali pirates before they launch might be an appropriate progressive step to clearly establish why sea piracy is historically not a wise economic strategy. For domestic pirates which are more numerous (demiwants), the best weapon to deploy is the 2010 election cycle missile. Hopefully, there will be no pirates at our local lakes, yet. But seriously, consider deploying your own strategic anti-pirate local defense systems ASAP. IMF and dim global declines of 3-4 trillion suggest commie dems should all invest in China since it actually will continue having a declining positive GDP.

Domestic Crap: Barry’s still trying to get various tax schemes to pay for the second part of his Spend and Tax agenda-the Tax portion. Irresponsible and wasted social spending of historic amounts is basically over. But these demiwants will keep trying to waste even more. Now that blowing our tax dollars part is over until next year, Barry has to shovel thinly veiled tax schemes like Crap and Trap and/or a Carbon Tax. Basically, a regressive indirect utility tax on the air we breathe continues to dominate dem nut tax schemes.

Barry’s tax schemes are a huge fiscal priority. If Barry cannot con us into some huge tax scheme, other flawed and irrational dem nut domestic plans like forced health insurance on everyone cannot move forward. This would make the rich drug, medical and insurance industry and their PACS and lobbyists unhappy. So, anticipate all kinds of clever federal tax schemes for the rest of his administration. As well as anticipate every government trying to do the very same thing in creating their own tax schemes.

Meanwhile DHS Secretary “I need to be fired” Janet continues to classify our war veterans as high-risk domestic terrorists; while also insulting all Canadians within a one week time frame. To find out if you, your spouse, lover, neighbor, boss, co-workers, parents, grandparents and even your children or pets are domestic terrorists, find out for certain by having them take the simple quiz at http://www.reason.com/terroristquiz/. If they are, be a patriot and report them to DHS pronto until Janet is fired as Secretary of DHS. In regard to “looking forward” instead of prosecuting Bush war criminals is absurd logic that by not looking to the past merely ensures Barry will repeat Bush-like domestic surveillance and be unable to resolve GITMO.

The stock market and the 50 cent k plans are up and down again raising economic anxiety as people are realizing the 19 biggest banking institutions inflated numbers are fluff packed with billions of increasing non-performing assets. Nationalization of banking and the auto industry continues. Barry can’t make his mind on whether economically unviable Government Motors should take bankruptcy. Or instead, do something really stupid-take our 13.4 billion tax secured bailout loan and convert that into unsecured equity stock. Brilliant provided you are really a stupid moron that works for Treasury Tim. If I told you my corporation was going bankrupt real soon, would you say “bummer, let me help you out by buying a bunch of your stock.” This is moronic. And that’s what dem nuts are suggesting doing with our taxpayer money.

Wednesday, April 29 will be Happy Depression Day as real GDP numbers will be negative for the 3rd time meeting the standard economic definition of a depression. Celebrate depression by taking massive anxiety medications/most favored substance needed for coping. To make the depression even worse, May 4 the Treasury will use puffery to gloss over reality regarding their financial stress test to delay a huge economic meltdown.

State Crap: Kansas Governor issued distributed an email dated April 17 once again recommending a change in tax policy rescinding prior planned tax reductions, incorporating fuzzy transfers, advocating a decoupling from federal tax policy. Further, there was rejoicing by both parties the high possibility Kate was getting her ahs out of Kansas ending her long history of legislative obstruction. Thursday, Kate ensures abortions continue with her “swan song” veto. Consider sending her a glad you are leaving KS gift.

SIDENOTE: From a state perspective, it is important to understand the biggest mistake after Barry’s election occurred while Obama attended the National Governor’s conference. Most of the state GOVS were whining about having to cut back on their respective budgets/facing reductions in state employment. Barry caved and shifted huge chunks of federal budget outlays originally planned for domestic infrastructure. This wasted mistake is merely going to backfire and merely give about a one-year delay to reductions in state budgets, programs and employee cutbacks. However, it is important to note after Barry rescuing every state government, he stated shortly afterwards GOVS better use this bailout of state governments wisely because there will be no more federal state government bailouts later. So expect a lot of rotten stuff happening at the state government level.

Barry’s cave-in to save state GOV(S) (bureaucracy) instead of spending on infrastructure will go down in history as a huge political/economic blunder making the rest of his economic agenda doomed to the fiscal crapper. Now the various state GOVS understand their budget problems are only delayed. This includes Kansas. So, expect going forward not only federal tax increases, but state, county and local tax increases as all these governments strive by irrational methods every effort to fight from limiting the size of their respective governments budgets, agencies/staff levels via various and assorted tax schemes. In simple terms, you the tax payer are screwed some more for quite a while going forward by all these different governments.

Local Crap: I overcame the nightmares and horrors related to doing my dirty laundry and washing the dishes; while becoming convinced I need to join a support group so I can relate better to my rotten and ungrateful vacuum cleaner. M congressional campaign remains focused on earmark reforms and possible progressive tax policy positions favoring the middle class. I am also enduring JOCO Tax Appraiser fascists that are still not timely processing my appeal of their ridiculous property tax assessment, again; but still wanting my tax protest check May 15. Lots of work related to continuing my snarky PorkBall series at my separate blog, New Style Kansas Politics @ http://independentkspolitics.blogspot.com/. Basically, SOS.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN HOT?

ERIN ANDREWS

ELISHA CUTHBERT MAXIM

Kaley Cuoco PICS

GRACE PARK

ELISHA CUTHBERT

eliza dushku

SEQUELS ARE NEVER AS GOOD

Wow Hollywood really blew it this time. First off they replace a cool little monkey with a stupid pig. Second it takes place in Mexico instead of small town USA. Whoever wrote the script this Outbreak sequel is a hack.

JOCO CANT SUPPORT THE WHOLE STATE

Why in the hell do the great school districts in JOCO have to suffer like these other deadbeats? The money sent into the state needs to be divided up by zip code for public school financing not REDISTRIBUTED. Does Goodland, Ks need a laptop purchased with JOCO taxpayer money? NO.

LIBERALS HAVE AN OOPS MOMENT

HUGE TAX, GOOD JOB DINGLE!

CARRIE UNDERWOOD NAKED

Yeah right.

Anyways, starting tomorrow I will be putting up some posts each day by guest posters for you to enjoy. It should be an interesting experiment and I hope you enjoy reading some of their work.

These folks will be able to provide for you more details about specific topics covered on this blog than I have the attention span for.

This wont be all politics because frankly if it was I would shoot myself.

CHICKEN $H!T

Nothing more needs to be added

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls"

GREAT USE OF LAND

Putting a housing project on a potential environmental hazard is an excellent use of land. I have to give you bastards some credit for this one.

By the way I think the residents of KCK's most dangerous projects have more to worry about than some chemicals on their carrots. The only ture environmental hazard at Juniper comes from empty shell casings.

OVER REACTION????????

YOU MIGHT be over reacting just a little if you suddenly think that in order to survive you have to grow your own food. The last time I checked the price of produce was still pretty low. I for one am embarrassed that this story takes place in JOCO. Please tell me that you are at least hiring illegals to harvest your "crops". If not you will loose your burb pass.

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

You can't tell me that violent crime has come to a sudden halt in the metro. What the hell is this about? Im not falling for it at all. I think that even driveby killers like to spend a nice day at the park and are taking advantage of our recent weather change. I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that there will be at least 6 shootings from Friday - Sunday.

You see I believe in the KC criminal and will not give up on them and their desire to kill, rob, rape, threaten, hold hostage and jaywalk. Don't let me down people!

"SEX FOR SALE"

The question here is which group are the biggest whores. Those that are turning tricks or those using sex stories to get ratings.....

CAGE MATCH FRIDAY

Today I will be starting a new segment in the blog called "Cage Match Friday". In this section I will put two people that have been in the media lately up against each other in a battle to the death.
VS