Mayor: 'We Need to Start With Schools'
NOW THIS IS SOME FUNNY CRAP!
This guy hasn’t been able to fix anything in the city YET he has a plan to fix the biggest problem this city has?
ALSO did he JUST NOW realize that there was a problem with the schools? This is nothing more than an election scam. This ass clown can’t run for anything that he ran for last time (because he failed at them all) so now he is going to run as the “education mayor”.
If we JOCOians ever needed more proof that KCMO was full of morons (not that we did) this is it.
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Sunday, January 31, 2010
FUNKHOUSER GETS GROUNDHOG & APRIL FOOLS DAY MIXED UP
THE WIRE – KC, I MISSED YOU
It is sad that the people of Miami think that KC has a high crime rate and is dangerous lol. The reputation that the metro area is getting outside of the area is going to put a huge dent in the convention and tourism industry here. 
1. I love this story for several reasons but the best is the time and location of the shooting. This moron was eating from a street vendor at 3am on SW Blvd when he was shot.
2. Is it news that houses get broken into when people are asleep?
3. Visitors from a county other than JOCO have to be responsible for breaking up this fine dining event at a Shawnee Wendy’s.
4. 11th & State isn’t the most shocking place to find a dead body in the metro. Kudos to KCK for getting on the board.
5. PV residents aren’t use to seeing POS trucks in their parking lots. Bomb Squad called in for no reason.
6. Multiple Shootings outside of East Side hell hole.
7. Crossroads Douche Bags are having their Starbucks coupons and hacky sacks stolen from their cars.
8. Another dead body in East KCMO.
9. Trash has no age limit in Missouri
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RIVAL WEEK = MORE OF THE SAME
No matter how much you might improve and no matter how much your local sports talk show host try to hype you up, you will never be as good as KU. It’s a fact of life that schools with cats as their mascots should simply get use to. 
At least you have Kevin Keitzman and Steven St. John right?
Google Kansas basketball on the image section and see if K State even shows up………
AMANDA BYNES
I had no clue who this chick was until she was on this cover. Anyone else?
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WILL TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH SLAP KANYE’S PAL?
Let’s hope so. Beyonce was good maybe 10 years ago but can we all finally agree that she now sucks? Say hi to J Lo in the has been hall of fame.
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HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR FACEBOOK USE
There is nobody alive making social networking do more for them than Colin Gunn
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MONEY MAYWEATHER VS. MOSLEY – RADIOPLANET.TV
I heard Mayweather on Whoo Kid’s show yesterday make this announcement.
I can not wait for this one!
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
CAPITALISM BREAK
Due to Americas need for consumer spending I am making the ultimate sacrifice and heading to the beach for a business trip.
Welfare recipients and other bums I am doing this for you. The thought of someone living in the projects without the Ultimate package from the cable company makes me sick.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
THE WIRE – JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
When violent crime is this bad in the freezing cold JUST IMAGINE how bad this summer is going to be. 
1. Even legal drug dealers are carrying street cannons. Also, what constitutes a suspicious package in KCK?, A paycheck envelope?
2. Dead bodies are migrating south for the winter
3. De’Vonta & Sequoya were arrested today for car wash jacking. Those names are awesome.
4. This latest violent act in Blue Springs just shows that there is nowhere safe on the other side of the state line.
5. You know we are in a recession when people are passing fake 20’s instead of hundreds.
6. Tracking dogs are being used to find McDonalds robbers in Shawnee. Really?
7. KCMO crook got run off by old woman in wheel chair.
8. If you work on Prospect you should get combat pay.
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HAS THERE EVER BEEN A BIGGER DOUCHE BAG?
Why would someone have to disprove something that this douche bag says in a rant based on his feelings and emotions? Keith Olberman and the 5 people that watch his show should be put on suicide watch. Your chance at socialism just vanished.
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Monday, January 18, 2010
HIP HOP
I have been thinking about selling out to mainstream conservatism and removing hip hop from my blog. What kind of example am I setting by posting videos of violence and sexism? Was I becoming an enabler?
Yesterday I received an email from someone that said that I was in fact an enabler and could be considered part of the problem. I was told that I should find god and sing his praises as I discussed politics. It made me pause. After much reflection and consulting with my spiritual advisors I finally came to a conclusion.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
MONDAY SITES TO CHECK OUT
Here are som
e sites for you to check out when you get back from the Overland Park MLK parade.
1. Do you believe in Old Wives tales? If so check out this weird site.
2. ZOHO – The web apps on this site are awesome
3. THE VIEW ASKEW – If you are a fan of Kevin Smith this is a must have bookmark.
4. PLAY SEGA – Great Site to play old Sega Classic Games.
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THE WIRE – BULLETS HAVE THAWED
Unfortunately I am seldom wrong about homicide predictions thanks to my formula.
1. Two shot, One dead on the day that east side religious leaders are suppose to shine.
2. Sitting outside on your KCK porch near midnight is probably not a good idea.
3. Robbing Pizza Huts in JOCO could be a new fad in 2010.
4. Car wash’s are never safe in the hood.
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WINTER STORM REFLECTIONS
1. People spending $15 for a carwash and then driving through slush filled streets.
2. Smokers huddled outside in negative 10 temperatures
3. The moron in his 4 wheel drive in a ditch after he passed you on the highway going 75.
4. OCD home owners shoveling their drive way every hour.
5. Morons that don’t let their car warm up enough to clear their windows causing them to drive while looking through a peephole sized clearing on their window.
6. Stupid ass comments “Boy its cold out”, “Are you staying warm?”, “I better run to the grocery store”
7. Backyards full of yellow snow thanks to rover.
8. Homeless guy getting interviewed that says that he would rather sleep outside than go inside to a shelter
9. Weather dudes/chicks predicting a record snow storm 10 days ago and us only getting 2 inches.
10. Listening to office hens panic about driving home.
11. Complaints about road crews not clearing the streets in front of East Side Crack houses.
12. Road crew getting shot at once they do get to the streets in front of the Crack house.
13. Global warming douche bags claiming that this ice age like winter is part of global WARMING.
14. Wet Socks
15. People that do a half ass job of building a snowman. If you aren’t going to do it right, please, stop.
16. Seeing grown men wearing mittens. Yes Mittens!
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
THE WIRE - VARIETY PACK
The cold weather has caused murderers to go into hibernation. Will the warm temps today produce statistics tomorrow?
1. JOCO gas station gets attacked by chemical weapons.
2. Could it be that this guy had a seizure while holding a knife standing next to the victim? The defense rests.
3. If you are the size of a blimp the chances of you getting caught on video tape while shoplifting are pretty good.
4. Dumb Ass.
5. Dead body in trunk is nothing new to Missouri.
1. JOCO gas station gets attacked by chemical weapons.
2. Could it be that this guy had a seizure while holding a knife standing next to the victim? The defense rests.
3. If you are the size of a blimp the chances of you getting caught on video tape while shoplifting are pretty good.
4. Dumb Ass.
5. Dead body in trunk is nothing new to Missouri.
Monday, January 11, 2010
5 LINKS THAT DON'T SUCK
1. KOYOTE SOFT - Great freeware site for music, videos etc...
2, WEB URBANIST - You can read this site for hours and hours.
3. CRIMEREPORTS - This site is good to see what is going on where you live now and where you might move/visit.
4.BOOK OF ODDS - What are the odds of............. just about everything you do in life is covered.
5. DELICIOUS - Great social networking system through bookmarks.
WILLIE AAMES - HEADLINE OF THE DAY
Willie Aames To Start Financial Planning Practice
I hope he opens an office next to the Squitiro Weight Loss Center
Thursday, January 07, 2010
RICH KIDS MAKE SCARVES
Isn't it nice of the benz driving students of Pembroke Hill to KNIT SOME SCARVES for "needy people". This is one of those style over substance stories that make me ill. Meanwhile back at home these same kids and their parents probably have closets of clothes that never get worn. Another thing. Can someone please tell me when they heard a homeless or needy person say that they needed a freaking scarf? WTF. I am sure that Hobo Bob is relieved that his neck is warm yet the rest of his body is an ice cube.
KCMO MAYOR - PATHETIC PANDERING
Murders, homelessness, drugs, poor schools, sinking property values, a crumbling infrastructure, financial crisis, jobs leaving, and lack of direction = INACTIONBUT
YOUR MAYOR IS TRYING TO FORM COMMITTEE?
SHANIN AND PARKS - WHY LISTEN?
Over the past couple of weeks I have been able to avoid listening to most AM radio. Sure I missed a couple of shows, the 810 morning show and Petros program and Darla Jaye. Yesterday at 2pm and again today I decided to give the two ripoff artists another chance and well that was a huge mistake.
Yesterday I sat and listened to 980 make a mountain out of a mole hill with the pathetic snowfall that we received. I assume that this was to go along with there over the top coverage of a winter storm that happened almost two freaking weeks ago and the snow removal. To listen to them you would of thought that a nuke had landed in Downtown KC and we were all doomed.
Then today things returned to politics. I had to listen to these two unoriginal hosts recap stories that other more credible journalists had covered to death and their pathetic claims to be conservative.
Just admit that you are moderates and quit the charade. You might get some credibility back.
Yesterday I sat and listened to 980 make a mountain out of a mole hill with the pathetic snowfall that we received. I assume that this was to go along with there over the top coverage of a winter storm that happened almost two freaking weeks ago and the snow removal. To listen to them you would of thought that a nuke had landed in Downtown KC and we were all doomed.
Then today things returned to politics. I had to listen to these two unoriginal hosts recap stories that other more credible journalists had covered to death and their pathetic claims to be conservative.
IF YOU HAVE A 4 HOUR SHOW EVERY WEEKDAY AND YOU HAVE TO TRY AND CONVINCE CONSERVATIVES THAT YOU ARE CONSERVATIVE THEN WELL, YOU AREN'T CONSERVATIVE.
Just admit that you are moderates and quit the charade. You might get some credibility back.
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
COULD KCMO SCHOOLS BEING CLOSED BE A GOOD THING?
Do KCMO kids learn more when at school OR when school is canceled due to weather?
LINK PIMPING
Here are a few more sites for you to check out on this cold miserable night.
1. DROP BOX - Nice and easy way to store files used on multiple computers.
2. DOCSTOC - Great place to find ready made documents, templates erc..
3. VETERANS HISTORY PROJECT - The name of this site/project says it all.
4. EVENTFUL - Great site to find out whats going on in this city and places you plan on visiting.
5.USERSCRIPTS.ORG - Best site on the night to find Greasemonkey scripts.
1. DROP BOX - Nice and easy way to store files used on multiple computers.
2. DOCSTOC - Great place to find ready made documents, templates erc..
3. VETERANS HISTORY PROJECT - The name of this site/project says it all.
4. EVENTFUL - Great site to find out whats going on in this city and places you plan on visiting.
5.USERSCRIPTS.ORG - Best site on the night to find Greasemonkey scripts.
BRETT HART BACK ON WWE?
I haven't watched this crap forever but I never thought that he would come back
I WANT MY GLOBAL WARMING!
I woke up this morning expecting to see Dennis Quaid heading to the Johnson County main library on dog sled to rescue his son from the killer cold. I want to know why I am am so cold while at the same time (allegedly) polar bears are having sun tan lotion applied by AlGore and PETA.
As my fossil fuel gas hog V8 AWD fights the elements to seek shelter from this weather I wonder how many smart cars I will see on the road stuck in ditches and how many protesters will be outside of the plow garages protesting their carbon emissions...
Having said that the only thing you really need to remember is Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
As my fossil fuel gas hog V8 AWD fights the elements to seek shelter from this weather I wonder how many smart cars I will see on the road stuck in ditches and how many protesters will be outside of the plow garages protesting their carbon emissions...
Having said that the only thing you really need to remember is Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
LINK PIMPING
Since I get several emails a week asking me about sites that I visit for blogging, news etc.. I figured that I would just start posting a few of them each week (when I remember). Let me know what you think of the sites I post and if there are any cool sites that you want to share.
1. BLIP FM. - Great internet music site that allows you to be the DJ unlike pandora.
2. PLAYFIRE - This like a FaceBook site for gamers.
3. GIST - This site is one of several sites out there that act as a social networking portal for all of your sites such as linkedin, facebook and twitter.
4. THE DAILY BEAST - I check this site out everyday. It is probably one of the best internet magazines out there right now.
5. GOOGLE READER - It amazes me how many people haven't either heard or started using Google Reader. There is nothing better out there to follow all the sites that you visit.
1. BLIP FM. - Great internet music site that allows you to be the DJ unlike pandora.
2. PLAYFIRE - This like a FaceBook site for gamers.
3. GIST - This site is one of several sites out there that act as a social networking portal for all of your sites such as linkedin, facebook and twitter.
4. THE DAILY BEAST - I check this site out everyday. It is probably one of the best internet magazines out there right now.
5. GOOGLE READER - It amazes me how many people haven't either heard or started using Google Reader. There is nothing better out there to follow all the sites that you visit.
NEW KARATE KID???????
How dare they mess with the greatness of the Karate Kid.
Wait until Johnny Lawrence and the Cobra Kai hear about this!
KCMO STREET CONDITIONS
The Kansas City media is making a bigger deal out an inch of snow on roads than needs to be made. Get a grip douche bags and put your bullet proof vests on and go shovel your driveways. You sound pathetic on the radio with your complaints.
THE WIRE - WE ARE OFF TO THE RACES
Will 2010 be a record setting year for violent crime in KC? Your damn right it will. We have the bangers, dealers, pimps, hos and incompetent leadership to make a serious run for the title. Good luck and ummm DUCK!1. You know that your city is poised for big things when fat chicks go on rampages at ghetto Mickey D's.
2. More KC religious leader scum bags in the news.
3. You have to be a special kind of dumb ass to believe that you are being robbed with a kitchen timer bomb. Good job Op.
4. Lenexa man learns to stay in car when road rage occurs.
5. If you are going to kill someone over drugs you should probably wait until its dark outside instead of the middle of the day.
6. Who the hell stops at a gas station on Truman Road? It should be no surprise that this guy got shot.
7. Instead of celebrating a new years baby KCMO names its first murders.
Monday, January 04, 2010
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