Sunday, February 28, 2010

WHITE GUILT – KC STYLE

Lora McDonald is suffering from a bad case of white guilt and to make herself feel good she is only going to shop at black owned stores.  This social working liberal idiot is a true believer in symbolism over substance and her shopping habits will not change a single damn thing. 
What makes this story even worst is that KSHB decided to run a story on this.  This passes for news?  This is worth covering?  KSHB just became the biggest joke of a news station in the metro.

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CHINESE TEENS VS. AMERICAN UNION WORKERS


When was the last time you actually bought something of quality made in this country by a Union worker?   I can’t remember either, but I do know that my IPOD has been nearly flawless in the 2 years I have owned it.  Just look at our infrastructure.  The Irish and Chinese built the railroads and the American Union workers built our roads. …
Can you imagine how expensive and flawed that IPOD would be if made by Union workers in America?
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Monday, February 22, 2010

THE WIRE – RED SNOW

It seems that the only white snow left in KCMO is sold by the ounce. 
1.  From the it could only happen in Raytown section – 70 year old man causes explosion, has police stand off and then comes out of the house with a pistol and knife.  Awesome!
2.  Getting shot in the east side is like skinning your knee in the burbs.  Just put a band aid on the boo boo and get back to bangin.  That is 2 shot for the score keepers.
3. JOCO residents robbed in Shawnee by lost East Side residents.   You don’t find many JOCO folks driving glass houses.
4.  Topeka criminals get an early Christmas present.
5.  North OP residents continue to reap the benefits of living close to WYCO
6.  On a serious note.  If you are a chick living in the Waldo area do not walk alone.
7.  Lottery Tickets and Smokes are high ticket items in Shawnee.
8.  East Side guns don’t jam in the cold.
9.  You know your life sucks when you get gunned down standing in the freezing cold on Troost for the crappy metro.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Reid: 'Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive'

This guy MIGHT be the biggest wimp to have ever served public office. 

AYLA BROWN TO PLAYBOY?




SCOTT BROWN – ANOTHER SELL OUT

DROP THE WORLD

Thursday, February 18, 2010

DEAD CITY WALKING

Kansas City, Missouri is officially becoming the ugly cousin to Overland Park.  I have been saying it for years but now it appears that the media is finally starting to catch up.  Here are just a few links to go along with the Forbes Story released this week.  
1.  This week the Kansas City Star became the JOCO STAR.   In typical lame Star fashion the best name they could come up with was GOJOCO.  Silly bastards. 
2.  Kansas City, Mo can’t keep pace with Odessa, Mo in new job creation
3.  KCMO residents realize that closing down half of the city’s schools will make their crappy neighborhoods worth even less. ..   I didn’t think that was possible either.
4.  People visiting KCMO are happiest when they leave.
5. EPA confirms that KCMO stinks in general and can’t blame Bannister complex.
6.  KCMO residents spit in the faces of those giving away cars to hero’s
7.  Forbes Magazine was generous in calling KCMO the 13th most miserable city in the country.  That has to be a good PR story for the city. 
8.  KCMO holds a welfare shower for broke ass parents.
9.  Cleavers dumb ass is in town promoting a green recovery zone.  REALLY?????????
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HEADLINE OF THE DAY

“528-Pound Woman Gives Birth to First Child”

ONE WORD

HANNAH TETER - OLYMPIAN

 

Is there a reason why the chicks in the winter Olympics are hotter than the summer?  One would think it would be the other way around………

EVEN IF YOU CAN’T TELL TIME


You can still design watches………

ANOTHER REASON WHY BOBBY KNIGHT SUCKS

Sunday, February 14, 2010

SAD LARRY

Operation Promise Land

You have to admire this guy for his actions after his son was gunned down.  If more parents were as concerned about violence in the East Side crime would drop, it’s that simple.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

“Crash involving Amish buggy ruled homicide”

Anytime you have the words Amish, Buggy and homicide in a sentence……….

THE WIRE - SEX, MONEY & MURDER

Are metro bangers getting an early start this year? 
1.  If it weren’t for the large amount of murders on Olive most of us wouldn’t even know that the street existed. Add another one to the tally
2. Pointing a gun at officers isn’t a good enough reason to get shot.   That comes from the Braniac family in KCK whose son was killed by police after the kid was involved in a rolling gun battle through the city. 
3. Kansas city’s arson problem continues to grow and grow and grow and…..
4.  Happy Rock chick shot twice in shoulder.
5.  41 year old dudes both named William involved in KCK standoff. If you don’t have your life figured out by 40 then you might as well be in prison.

KCMOSD – CLOSE TO CLOSING DOWN?

When businesses are about to be split up or be sold off you typically see consolidation of buildings and people.  Could eliminating half of the districts buildings and over 250 teaching jobs be a sign of the future?  One can only hope.  The business model that is the KCMOSD is a complete and total failure.  If this were a private business they would been gone before the Yugo.  Instead the “Board of Directors” and most of the employees remain on the job and the only real turnover is the CEO/Super. 
The success of the students that joined the Independence school district should be all the proof needed to make this happen sooner than later.
1.  Is the closure of half the districts schools really part of a plan to fix the district?  If the kids aren’t learning anything in a smaller classroom in a school closer to home then what the hell is going to happen when these kids have to travel further and are getting less attention paid to them by their teachers?
2.  KC STAR columnist Yael T.  Alphabet’s latest column is further proof that apathy has set in on the districts failures.
3.  Congratulations to Central High students for winning the coveted “Most Dangerous School in District” award.  

SILENT BOB EJECTED by SOUTHWEST

Playboy Likes Megan Fox


After reading through Hugh Hefner’s list of chicks I think it is safe to say that the guy has lost his mind.  Half of those chicks aren’t even in the top 25.  

KING OF PYREX

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

1-800-DUM-BASS



What a pathetic display of leadership.
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you tell me why you have failed at everything you have attempted?”
“ahh yes, Mr. Mayor what is it like to bang a troll?”
“ ahh yes Mr. Mayor do you know where East KCMO is?”
“ahh yes Mr. Mayor can you explain again how new sidewalks educate kids?”

Monday, February 08, 2010

JAY Z – THE LYRICAL THIEF

Yet you morons still buy his crap.

PARENTS HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY……….

Why is it the clothing manufactures fault for making these clothes?  If trailer park and section 8  parents would monitor what their kids wear there would be no problem. 
After all they wouldn’t be making it unless they new they could sell it.
This ranks right up there with parents that complain about the violence in music, video games, TV and movies.  
If you buy this crap for your kids it is YOU that is responsible. 
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GOT THE WINTER BLUES?

Crappy day for men in the metro

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1.  JOCO man gets Indiana Jonesed while Jogging.

2.  And then this guy gets American Me’d outside of a bar.

John Murtha – Dead Traitor

NOT A SINGLE TEAR SHED FOR A DEAD JACKASS

Most people will probably talk about how sad it is that this guy died and try to gloss over the fact that John Murtha was one of the biggest douche bags of this decade.  
These are just a few of his greatest hits and this is what his legacy will be. 

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WARNING TO KANSAS CITY METRO RESIDENTS!!!!!!!!

Scientist have proven that listening to

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 Shannin and Parks could kill you.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

ECO DOUCHEBAGGERY (tm)

 

1.  Let’s hope that the rope he hangs himself with is biodegradable.

2.  Going “Green” might be the biggest hoax ever perpetrated in the history of the world.  Those of you morons that actually believed this crap have to be feeling pretty stupid right now.

3.  How long will it be before Obama taxes those in warmer climates to help with snow removal in Cartoon_BannerLogicother states?  Is it really fair that those of us that live in colder temperatures have to pick up the whole cost for snow removal? 

4. There will be douchebags out there that will try to connect the record lows and snowfalls to global warming.  They have even started to call it “climate change” to keep their psychotic hopes alive.  When you run into one of these morons it is important to talk slow.

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UGLY AS HELL

I can’t be the only one that thinks that Victoria Beckham is ugly as hell.  There is no way that her ugly ass should be mentioned with the others in this UK hottest chicks list.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY – SUPER BOWL EDITION


 Because we all wanted to know the picks of these goofs. 

“KCTV5 Personalities Pick Super Bowl Winner”

IN HONOR OF THE SAINTS VICTORY

New Orleans Anthem. 

THE WIRE – WEEKEND KETCHUP

Postmen have nothing on our gang bangers.  We had rain, snow and sleet and they were still able to drop bodies. 
1.  6 people 4 shots 0 injured = Poor Aim in the East Side.
2.  When was Barney Fife sworn into the Liberty PD?
3.  POS home invader caught and shot in the East SIde.
4.  KCK girl raped by 25 year old (soon to be prison bitch) man. 
5.  KCK corpse identified.

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Thursday, February 04, 2010

A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE BITE CLUB OF KC

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SCOREBOARD BITCHES!

Meredith Sullivan= PIMP OF THE YEAR

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This guy is the best of what KCMO has to offer.  Not only was he nailing project whores for rent money BUT he was also a Minister. 

Just another example of so called inner city “religious leaders” doing good for the community

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BIGGEST BS HEADLINE OF ALL TIME

“Expert: KC Needs To Invest In Anti-Violence Group

Police Say Aim For Peace Making Difference In East Zone”

Who the hell do these morons think we are?  “Aim for Piece” making a difference my ass.  Do these jackass’s really believe that their failed non profit deserves more funding?

Gary Slutkin is a clueless douche bag.  Gang violence, drugs and a feeling of no hope are responsible for East Side murders

NOT THE BELOW LINE OF CRAP

"Most of the shootings and killings in Kansas City, as well as in most cities around the country, are related to grievances and interpersonal disputes,"

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

SAWED OFF SHOTGUN, HAND ON THE PUMP

Aviary fbo-gov Picture 1 Your friendly folks over at the IRS have decided to purchase shotguns for… for…. for…..  umm. 

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HEADLINE OF THE DAY

“Handicapped Vehicle Crashes into a

Kansas City Store” kshb

Why did they have to say it was a handicapped vehicle?

SEX IQ TEST– FOX NEWS

HOLY CRAP! KRAMER WAS RIGHT!

PIGMAN closer to reality

610 sports the umm what channel?

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610 sports loses again further cementing their place as the radio version of MSNBC (ratings wise).   Kudos to 810 for grabbing the Chiefs shows.
We were unable to reach 610 or Nick Wrights nose for comment.
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