The Star Verifies What We Have All Suspected

People in Olathe and Gardner are dirty. 

Wise Words from Jack Burton

~ Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."~

KCMO We Love You

Soooooo, lets see what KCMO has been up to for the past 24 hours.  The Mayors son allegedly beat the crap out of a woman, the school board remains a cluster F*&K, another shooting in the East Side, dead cats kept in freezers and to top it all off a home invasion and kidnapping.  

Can you honestly say that you are proud to live in a city that has become the toilet of the Midwest?

US Open Time = Sharapova Time

Does anyone watch men's tennis?

Almost Daily Link Blast

15 things that didn't suck on the internet this week.

1. 7 foods that KCMO residents need to start eating NOW.
2.  French People are getting Fatter than Sh**
3.  Dog vs. Hedgehog
4.  Just in time for Back to School - A guide for college drinking
5.  Never heard of her but I guess Kreayshawn being topless is a big deal.
6.  The 12 worst TSA stories that we know of.

7.  Russian Ice Breakers are awesome.
8.  Being Ugly could end up being a protected class.  World of Nerf.
9.  Hope Solo is the only reason to watch Dancing with the Stars.
10.  Diet Coke is coming out with a new can and we should care, I guess.
11.  Great video of Devils Island Sea Caves.
12.  Cheap guys need to step up for these 10 things.
13.  McDonald's, Burger King and Wendy's can go to hell thanks to these places.
14.  5 most expensive beers in the world. 
15.  Remember Hood Ornaments?

Way Back Wednesdays

This Week - MOBB DEEP.  

Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II

Mobb Deep - Quiet Storm {Remix} {Feat. Lil' Kim}

The Wire Motivational Poster

The Almost Daily Link Blast

I will try to keep these as simple as possible for all of the KCMODS grads (if there is such a thing)

1.  25 signs (besides your age I guess) that you are a child of the 90's. 

2.  The 9 Hottest Wives of Nascar Drivers.  NOTICE,  none of them are wearing MOM JEANS

3.  Deadliest Disease outbreaks in US history Infographic.

4.  15 Hippie Cures for whatever is bothering you. 

5.  $6400 TOILET is still a better value than a free home in East KCMO

6.  Place famous for serving food that will put a hurting on your colon is now rationing toilet paper.

7.  Festivals stranger than First Fridays. 

8.  Captcha HELL.  God I hate these F'ing things

9.  10 Weird ass places to eat. 

10.  6 Flash mobs to avoid 

11  10 worst tornado's in US History.

12.  Kool Aid man planned on 9-11 type attack. 

13.  How Marty McFly ended up liking DOC.  

14.  Hard boiling an egg for idiots.  

Pusha T ft. Tyler, The Creator 'Trouble On My Mind'

TRACK OF THE WEEK

KCMO Gets clowned......Again

The KCMOSD might be the biggest joke in the history of this city.  God Bless you stupid bastards for giving JOCO residents another reason to laugh at you.  

Almost Daily Link Blast

Ok, so this might change to the almost weekly, sometimes daily link blast.  

1.  No need to listen to the music in this video by Nicole Sherzinger
2. 13 signs for those that natural selection has failed to rid us of.
3.  Hottest track and field chicks ever.
4.  13 of the best Old School Video games
5.  Gary, Indiana makes East KCMO look like The Plaza.
6.  I always thought that tree tunnels only existed in Bugs Bunny cartoons.  12 most romantic tree tunnels.
7.  Atomic Testing museum in Vegas has some great finds.
8.  20 of the most embarrassing names in the NFL
9.  Zack Greinke the pinch hitter????????
10.  10 ways for you to deal with your crappy job.
11.  What are the crappy talk show hosts of the 90's doing now?
12.  Danny Almonte is still a lying douche but better than half the Royals roster.
13.  Recipes for the hood. 

The Wire - KC bleeds

But I wont post anything about it because none of it happened in an entertainment district.

OBAMA SCREWS THE MIDDLE CLASS AGAIN

Just when you thought this moron couldn't do any more damage he goes ahead and puts energy policies in place that will cost you almost all of your disposable income 

No Luck For The Irish in Southie

I guess white kids from Boston wont be able to play the race card to get this gym to happen.  

Bad Meets Evil - Lighters ft. Bruno Mars

Screw You Harley Davidson

So last night I go to start up the bike to ride on a day when it isn't 120 degrees and of course it didn't start. There is no point to this post other than to bitch and complain about the fact that I went to try it again today and IT DIDNT START.

to be continued

TKC vs. UNION THUGGERY

Normally a douche bag with such little significance and importance as Louie Wright wouldn't grace the pages of this blog but this guy has crossed the freaking line.  When a public official goes after a blogger that is relaying information passed to him gets sued then said official must have something to hide.  Why waste time and effort to go after a blogger if a story is totally false?

The real question here is where Louie is getting his funding to attack Tony.  Is he using Union dues to pay for this hit job?  Do you really think that firefighters give 2 craps about the leaked story?  I come from a family of firefighters and I can tell you this, they don't care and are probably pissed that you are making a jackass out of yourself and putting yourself before them.  

I will personally send an email to any and all firefighters I know and let them know what it is that your dumb ass is doing you pathetic "man".

Check out your own website Louie.  It is nothing more than a site full of political hit stories aimed at.... PUBLIC OFFICIALS.  Yet you have the balls to cry when it is about you!!!!!!!  

OP should make a move

It is time for OP to lure even more Plaza retailers over to our side of the state line. We need to be proactive and pull as many of these merchants that we can away from the Flush Creek area.  

1.  KCMO has proven that it can no longer keep the high end retail area safe

2.  Most of the people that can afford to shop and eat down their reside in JOCO

3.  OP has a huge empty lot on the corner of 135th street and Metcalf that is prime for development.

It's time to level the Plaza like we leveled Bannister Mall.

Question of the Week

How long will it be before the Plaza horses are draped in Kevlar?

The Wire - 70 degree days

The Mayans have nothing on my ability to predict future events and this weekends violence proves it.  Never before in this city's recent history have the elitist ruling class been more afraid.  Trust me, in two weeks they will have that area resembling East Germany.  

For over 5 years now we have been discussing the crime epedimic in the metro and for 5 years it has gone ignored.  In this time, city leaders have even stated that violent crime has dropped and the Mayor, city counsel and chief of police have played blind, deaf and dumb.  ONLY NOW that it has reached the sacred grounds of the plaza are people starting to pay attention and promise "action".  

I wouldn't count on it working though.  If we know one thing about liberal elitist in this town it is that they are all symbolism without substance.  

1.  North East residents are pissed at all the attention that the plaza has been getting - Murder

2.  3 Kids shot under the age of 16 in front of Cheescake Factory on the Plaza.  And the one and only decent place left in KCMO is history.  

3.  East Side cars decide to join in on the killing.  

4.  KCK makes a run at KCMO but falls short with only 2 shootings.  54th and Crap Street.

5.  KCMO shooters aren't sexist - Woman shot/killed

Tip for Drunks

Random Crap

1.  It is lame to hear people brag about going to a preseason Chiefs game even though it has more meaning to it than a September Royals game.
2.  I am all in favor of taking the Sly James curfew, tweaking it and using it in JOCO.  After 9pm if you have license plates from a place other that JO then you should get fined.
3.  Mike Shannin rapping is still better than Kevin Kietzman talking.
4.  This weekend thanks to farm aid, it will be cool for joco kids to look like they are from wyco.
5.  Since when did it become cool to pay $7 for a burger? Morons.
6.  It's sad that Catholic priests in this city get more ass than Joco trophy wives.
7.  The fact that the JOCO fair isn't taking place at Aristocrat motors baffles me.
8.  Is Miranda Cosgrove breaking her ankle really worth of being on Channel 9's front page?
9.  Anyone that pays to go out to Powell Gardens needs to get their heads examined.  There is less to see there than a KCMOSD honor roll.
10.  I stood behind a guy in line this week at the gas station that paid in change. That means that I get to watch this douche bag count out $36 in change in front of the cashier who then RECOUNTS the change that was just counted in front of him.
11.  Don't fall for the bait and switch at these charity cheer leading car washes.  The Varsity is out on the corners in their bikinis trying to get traffic while the flag team is back there washing your car.
12.  People under the age of 50 that ride "Trikes" are douche bags that are too chicken shit to buy a real bike.
13.  Anyone else get a kick out of the idiots stuck on I35 this weekend due to road construction?  You have to hand it to the rocket scientist at KDOT that planned that.  It takes balls to piss off that many people.
14.  When do you think Blue Valley Kids will get together and plan a flash mob for the Landing Mall?
15.  Anyone else pissed that there wasn't more TV coverage of the riots in England? I would love to see leftist getting shot with rubber bullets and sprayed down with fire hoses.

The Wire - Drop Dead

Will the weekends nice weather provide us with an increase in the metros body count?  You betcha

1.  You know that your city sucks when people stop and jump from a viaduct.
2.  Are KCMO residents crossing into JOCO to burn down playgrounds?  Of course they are.
3.  KCK cops are skilled in the art of finding dead bodies.
4.  Perv rapes 14 year old 
5. Firefighter pulls gun on buddies due to empty gas tank on truck...

Almost Daily Link Blast

It took awhile to sort through the negativity to find links to put here for you ungrateful bastards.

1. Xbox 360( Ritalin + Dumb Ass Kid) = Emergency visit
2.  Top 30 Selena Gomez Bikini Pics
3.  Top 10 Ticket Scalping tips
4.  Hope Solo going Nude?
5.  Classy chicks that look like Casey Anthony are using her fame for profit.
6.  Star Wars Porn
7.  9 Gadgets to help you clean up your crap
8.  Human Cannibals 
9.  A whole site dedicated to Ramen Noodles
10.  How to become a better Dumpster Diver.

Teresa Scanlan

Proving that some blondes do in fact have brains. 

Selena Gomez Bikini?

Minivan Control

Baby Mama Index

K States Finest - Beasley

Michael Beasley has class and no future. Has anyone even heard of the team he is playing for?

Royce Da 5'9" - Second Place

The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

TONY HAS KANSAS CITY

People write me all the time asking me why I respect Tony so much.  Well, his coverage of the Mayor's brat is a perfect example.  Thanks Tony, you nailed it again.  

THE DOW IS RACIST

That has to explain the collapse

Soccer Moms join in

Now we have chicks wearing tank tops and driving minivans pulling off robberies.  This chick used a fake bomb to rob this pharmacy (can kck people afford real bombs?).  The only topper would be if she left her infant in the car outside with the windows rolled up.

Stay Classy KCK

IT's a day that ends with Y

Which means another murder in da hood.
Before long we will need to have violent crime updates "on the 9's" (your welcome 980).   59 seconds devoted to KCMO/KCK and 1 sec for Joco.  

You are more likely to win Powerball than walk through the east side without getting shot.  

Murder Death Kill - on Garfield

The Wire - Endurance

Weather is no obstacle when it comes to murdering people in the metro.  The criminals in some city's might be waiting for a cold front but ours are out making it happen. I want you to read the stories below and tell me that you aren't proud to live in the metro. 

1.  IRS building evacuated due to suspicious substance.  Could they of actually found an Emanuel Clever tax return?

2.  WTF is a crime protester? And shouldn't streets lined with corpses be incentive enough to deal with the heat?

3.  Drug deals, murder and hip hop.   We keep it real Yo!

4.  KCK steps up with shootings and a dropped body.  The 913 is on the scoreboard 

5.  2am was bad on both sides of the hood. KCMO slips a murder in at the last minute. 

6.  These 3 douche bags didn't even realize that they had been stabbed.  Stay Classy!

Awesome out of office replies

Miley Cyrus - Sex Sells

Smoking and slutty bikini?  Hannah Montana would be pissed

Almost Daily Link Blast

15 of the most interesting links on the internet.  

1.  This could be the most import link ever posted for residents of Raytown.- How to shoplift like a pro 
2.  Bernie Kosar has a nymph porn star as a daughter
3.  Believe it or not there are different types of feminist. The only thing that this is missing is narration by Peppermint Patty.
4. 7 of the most dangerous roads in the world.  How did Prospect, Troost, Quindaro and Garfield not make the list?
5.  10 weird and creepy ways to remember your dead pet.  Umm Yeah.
6.  The 1st Dark Knight Rises trailer.
7.  Making Tequila is a pain in the ass but is there a better shot than Patron?
8.  Top 10 Evil Geeks in movie History.  NICE!
9.  McDonald's menu items from around the world.
10.  Better than a mobile home?
11.  Top 10 most dangerous mountains in the world
12.  Selena Gomez continues to tease the world
13.  Die Hard 5?
14.  Guide to shopping with your girlfriend/wife
15:  The Salesian Seminary is straight out of a horror movie

Kevin Durant @Rucker

66 Points

Google Music & Spotify

Is anyone using the new Google Music tool or Spotify?  I received invites for both of them this week and wanted to see if it was worth the hassle.

The Metro should thank us all

Forbes just released its Top 25 places to retire and of course our city made yet another best of list.   

While KCMO(murder), KCK(murder) and their surrounding suburbs(murder) continue to make headlines for murder, muck and misery, it is good to see at least one area keeping the metro afloat. 

Alarming Job Stats

Just picked this up off of one of my feeds


"• Total jobs lost since January 2008: 8.7 million

 • Total jobs recovered since January 2008: 1.8 million"

9 Not So Cheerful Stats About The State Of Unemployment

5 Bottles of Life

OP, LOST ITS MIND

So let me get this straight.  The state of Kansas and city of Overland Park are giving out sweetheart deals to companies on the Mo side to come over to Kansas so that the tax base will increase.  BUT now, the city of Overland Park is wanting to increase our taxes to pay for these deals.  Why bother?  


I would rather keep our taxes low and only increase them for schools, parks and protection than to increase them for another 4 story office building with a large parking lot.  OR how about you give kick backs to companies/developers to rebuild the blighted parts of JOCO.  Like ummm Metcalf South, all of 75th street, the mistake in Mission etc...  


If you want to come to Overland Park and open a business in an nice community great.  If you need money to make it "worth it" then take your business down to prospect where the tax incentives are incredible. 

Ashley Tisdale Hot?

Selena Gomez Hot?