Headline of the Day

"North Korea’s got talent Animals made to skate in secretive state"

AWESOME!

Freedom Alert - #Northcarolina

"The State" tries to censor newspapers from posting articles about FOOD!  

Yes folks, there is nothing that an elitist doesn't think he/she should  control. 

FREEDOM ALERT - #NYC

Elitist Bloomberg wants to ban "large" drinks containing sugar.  This of course means nothing to the elitist in this country who will simply buy more of the smaller beverages.  If you are a middle class citizen you are screwed.

Maria Sharapova - Shows too much?

Almost Daily Link Blast

Making your life better one link at a time.  

1.  Pool season means that you are once again exposed to these 5 types of people.
2.  5 reasons that make being a dictator great.
3.  10 Mistakes unhappy people make
4.  Dating religious women sucks
5.  52 things that fathers need to teach their sons. 
6.  Controversial magazine covers aren't new.
7.  Todays kids wouldn't know what to do with themselves if they were flying int the 80's
8.  10 Beers to drink this summer
9.  A breakdown on who is the front runner for the comic book hero coming out party.
10.  How to impress the friends of your girlfriend (if you even care).

Grand Jury for a statue?????? Screw You

This uptight Puritan needs to get over herself and her insecurities instead of wasting valuable time, resources and tax dollars on a freaking topless statue.  IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK.  

Why is that so difficult? Why does Joanne Hughes think that she knows what is best for all of us? People like this are dangerous. They thrive off of preaching and taking away our personal freedoms in order to conform with what think is "normal". If she gets her way on this issue what is next?

Picture of the Day

Chris Hayes and MSNBC take a piss on dead soldiers

Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in Style and in Kansas

Old Nuke Silos are the new rage in the Survivorist movement and guess what KANSAS is the epicenter of the movement.  

FREEDOM ALERT

THE UNITED NATIONS COULD START CONTROLLING THE INTERNET

Headline of the Day - Eating Out

Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

This could be the best headline to ever grace the pages of this site.

Almost Daily Link Blast

1.  The exploitation of Trayvon Martin's death has reached new heights.  TRAYVON MARTIN DAY is now a real thing in D.C. Schools.  Makes sense to worship this guy and not the 1000's of soldiers killed in the past 10 years.
2.  Are the streets of Prospect any safer after this DUI checkpoint?  Is that really what we should be focused on in the East Side?
3.  What a crappy way to die.
4.  Lawrence, Ks sicko has been carrying his mother ashes in his center console for the past 2 months.  Oh, and now the dead mom has been abducted.
5.  Everything turns to blight in KCK at some point.  
6.  Kansas no longer has to worry about enforcing foreign laws....

Picture of the Yesterday

Picture of the Day

Argentine Gangs - As seen by Kids

Headline of the Day

"Unabomber updates Harvard profile -- 'Occupation: prisoner'..."

Now THAT is funny

Dead Bodies turned into Diamonds?

How long will it be before the East Side killers in Kansas City start shipping their victims off to be turned  into Bling?  

Joco Residents have a "guy" for everything

Doesn't someone get hired to kill someone at least once a year in Gardner?  It seems like this story is a repeat of crap that we have all read covered.  There must be a lot of bitchy women out there. 

On a side note, which JOCO town is worst Olathe or Gardner?

75th Street Tunnel Hype

It doesn't take much to get people excited in this town and the opening of the tunnel in JOCO is a perfect example of that.  How pathetic is the metro?  This ranks right up there with the naming of a highway overpass "George Brett Bridge".  


This tunnel sill leads to nowhere as far as any Blue Valley resident is considered.  

Crime Pays for the Homeless

This guy breaks through the window of a business and then stabs 2 people and fights with others and gets sent to jail.  Is that really a punishment for a guy that had nowhere to sleep, nothing to eat, no change of clothes and no hot water to shower with?  I am sure that the mattresses their aren't sleep number though..

Joco Gov hates sex

The Joco government has flushed even more tax dollars down the drain (thanks Tony) in an effort to fight a crime that nobody cares about or knew about in our county.  Seriously, what is the difference between a whore you meet at a hotel or a Lions Gate whore you meet at Nick & Jakes?  They both wear to much make up, are way past their prime, are only interested in money, don't care if you are married and will take money in exchange for sex(just in different ways).  

Exactly how many officers and $$$ was spent on this little social cleansing?

Let's see, you have undercover operations, surveillance, officers to do the raid, booking, jail (meals, lodging, supervision) and then probation officers.  How many speeding tickets had to be given out to pay for this "raid"?  How many people were put into a "Diversion program" to fund this? 

I could see the need to crack down on this if it were happening out on the broad daylight and the solicitation was taking place on the streets like some other crappy parts of the metro (KCK & KCMO) but who the hell even knew this was going on???? 

The minute that this crap becomes visible and intrusive on our citizens is the minute that the crack down needs to take place.  Until then lets focus our attention on robberies, muggings, domestic violence and child abuse.  OR how about we just keep our property taxes lower!

Grape Drink Makes the News...FINALLY

I have been waiting for Grape Drink to make it in the news and it has finally made it. Congrats to the "white bitch" for making this possible

Kyle James - KC's historic douchebag

Years from now we will all be talking about how we witnessed the life events of Kyle James, the biggest douche to ever reside in Kansas City.  He has no equal and has reached life lows that most kids of privileged never come close to obtaining

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 stories that people should be reading instead of listening to political talking points 20 hours a day.

1.  Humans are sick of chicks and want androids for the bedroom?
2.  8 Ways to destroy a movie franchise.
3.  Checkout these 9 ways criminals are using facebook and then panic like you always do
4.  10 signs that you aren't cut out to be an urban dwelling hipster douchebag.
5.  7 types of people that watch Game of Thrones
6.  Penn. Health teacher lets her students fingers do some walking
7.  HOW TO SURVIVE A HANGOVER
8.  Hide your tweets from google.
9.  Fathers Day Gifts for outdoor dads.
10.  Reddit vs. Romney on Porn. 

Simple Ass Jack

Elizabeth Warren in Pictures

Because words can't describe what this elitist piece of crap has been lying about.

Headline of the day -

"Flesh-Eating Bacteria Consumed Man's Penis After Surgery, Says Lawsuit"

Can we copy this bacteria and give it to pedophiles?

Picture of the Day

Mac Mall - My Opinion

Brownback Douchebaggery

Did I really just read that the Governor of our state apologized for slavery?  This is the type of symbolism over substance that we typically get from the left, not a supposed conservative who is suppose to let his actions speak louder than his "words".

Slavery sucked, Segregation sucked and racism sucks, we all hopefully know that by now and hope to never repeat the mistakes of those that came before us. This post has nothing to do with those terrible acts, instead it is about how insincere and cowardly our elected leaders have become.

If an apology was to be made it should of been 50 or 100 years ago.  Then the people that were effected by these events could hear those words and it MIGHT of actually been sincere.  Brownback comes across as a panderer and grand stander.  

What guts does it take to come out and declare something wrong when 99% of the population feels the same way?  Make that apology 100 years or even 50 years ago when this was at its worst and people were actually divided on the issue and then you would have some guts. Stand up to a mob of people that are for segregation and make this apology and THEN it would mean something.

I am so sick of all of these after the fact and "told you so" politicians.

And why now?  Has anyone heard residents of Kansas demanding this from our Governor?  I never heard it come up during the election or one of his thousand or so abortion speeches.  There has to be something going on behind the scenes that we don't know about so keep watch on the news headlines over the next few months because something is sure to drop.

Autopsy Overkill

Can someone please tell me WHY Mary Kennedy is getting an autopsy??  If you find someone with a rope around their neck I think it is pretty clear what the cause of death was.

Donna Summer DEAD

She worked too hard for the money

Mathews gets clown suited

"Is this [vice presidential debate] about her brain power?... Do you think cute will beat brains?...Do you think she’d do better on the questions on Jeopardy! or the interview they do during a half-time?...My suspicion is that she has the same lack of intellectual curiosity that the President of the United States has right now and that is scary!">

...Douchebag Mathews

The Wire - WTF KC?

Hope does not exist in 50% of the metro.  

1.   East side adds burning bodies to its bag of tricks.  What makes this one extra special is that this was done at 630pm
2.  East side women get their asses kicked/shot by one of the areas finest.
3.  Raytown continues its downward slide with the drive by shooting of a senior citizen.
4.  Why any cab driver would venture into East KCMO is beyond me.  Murder
5.  Prospect is to murder as Olathe is to white trash. Murder
6.  Raytown is as good of a place as any to get shot.
7.  Double play tonight in the East Side.

The Guist Brothers-Swamp People

TV Legend dies today in Louisiana!!!

RIP MITCHELL GUIST

Mitchell Guist Dead -- 'Swamp People' Star Dies in Louisiana

His career might of been cut short but it will never be forgotten.  This man could catch gar, turtles and crawdads with the best of them.  His ingenuity was legendary in the swamp and my home with his ability to move house boats and build porches.  We will never forget the way he took the English language to places none thought was possible and made squirrel and dumplings sound like steak and lobster.

I salute you sir!

Picture of the day - Talk Radio edition

If you listen to any talk radio in this town then you know exactly what I am talking about.  I almost beg people not to email/txt the shows so that we don't have to hear this dodging technique.

The Almost Daily Link Blast

Enjoy.

1.  Kansas City Failure - All the bars in this city and not a single one is Top 25 material.
2.  9 regrets you don't want to have when you are older

3.  10 Things that single people say.  A MUST READ
4.  Saturday Nights are date nights for a reason!
5.  TRACK 8 app review.
6.  Its National Burger Month.  22 burger recipes that might not suck.
7.  Demi Lovato becomes a judge for X Factor
8.  Obama is now known as the Gay President and not the first black president. I personally think that they got it right this time.
9.  40% of the yutes in this country don't think that Birth Control matters. Aren't they right?  All one has to do is take a pill a couple of days later and it is like nothing happened.
10.  12 causes of depression (other than KC area sports teams)

International Brotherhood of Boilermakers embarrass KC

“While members and their families struggle to make it through this recession, our IBB (International Brotherhood of Boilermakers) leaders have been living high off the hog at members’ expense,” the letter said.

There might not be another organization in American history as crooked and corrupt as unions.  Their leadership demands that their members protest the "Wall Street fat cats" YET they are the ones bending over the working man.

Jennie Garth Hot

 The 90's were good

Sarah Tressler Fired for Stripping

When did stripping become illegal?  You gotta love the liberal press for being about equality and openness for everyone BUT their own employees.  Way to go Houston Chronicle

Picture of the day

Almost Daily Link Blast

I encourage all of my Missouri readers to read these stories while driving.  

1.  10 crappy automotive additions made to vehicles in the 70's
2.  What your mother really wants for Mothers Day
3.  15 funny bar signs 
4.  Scientist can now get you drunk in under 30 secs.
5.  Worlds Tallest Water Slide
6.  6th graders film porn video inside their school in Mexico...
7.  New Rochelle, Ny takes a piss on 3 great American holidays (how the hell do you cancel a holiday). I have decided to cancel June 13th in protest of this move
8. EXPERT:  7 signs that you are watching too much porn.
9.  Samsung releases $9000 OLED TV
10.  13 most isolated outhouses on this planet.

Headline of the Day

"Mom & boyfriend shave girl's head, make her run around in diaper as punishment for bad grades"

Great idea until she makes them change the diaper...

Happy Birthday to me!

In Case you needed gift ideas

Picture of the day

Saving Grace - Everlast

Family Facebook Poking

"32 year old mom hooks up with her estranged 16 year old son!"

Heard this story on the Voice of Merrill this evening. 

Leavenworth Stereotype stands up

Tell me that this isn't what you pictured the mother of the abandoned baby in Leavenworth looked like.  Sometimes it's just too easy.

And don't forget that Mothers Day is this Sunday!

OWS DOUCHE DESTROYED BY HANNITY

I hope that the OWS movement has better leadership than this guy. This guy is nothing more than a lazy wannabe communist. Dish washing is beneath him???????

Beastie Boys - Sure Shot

Beastie Boys - So What Cha Want

Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies

Hoodrats with free Smart Phones?????

You get up every morning and put in a solid 10 hours of work so that you can provide your family with the things necessary to function in the world today.  Maybe if you are lucky you can save up for some luxury items like Cable TV, High Speed Internet, Smart Phones, Steak for dinner and maybe a nice vacation.  Well, it appears that you do it all for nothing. 

Why do it when you can get EVRYTHING for free?

That's right folks, over a billion dollars of our tax dollars are going to provide the welfare cases in this country with SMART PHONES.  Because every welfare mom should have 10 Iphones to keep in touch with the office, husband, teachers, scout troops, neighborhood watch...and everyone should have the same opportunity to play Angry Birds that you do.  

Is there anything else left that the middle class can provide for the lazy class?  Hell, who wouldn't like to have $2000 a year added to your annual income?  Instead, we have that ripped from our pockets by the government creating a 4k swing in our take home.  Feels good right?

This country is going to hell.  

Picture of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Hot

Almost Daily Link Blast

The only crap worth reading on the internet today.  For Realz.

1.  7 Sandwiches that suck for kids (especially "Ghetto Loaf")

2.  4 types of friends that guys have to deal with because of their gf/spouse
3.  Does your wife want to hire a Maid Service?  We found the perfect one just in time for Mothers Day
4.  Rickets, Scarlet Fever and 6 other diseases are making a return trip to our bodies.
5.  The SPAM Croissant sandwich debuts at Jack n Box.
6.  27 Worst places to wake up drunk
7.  Fenway Park 1914
8.  8 Things your ignorant ass should know how to do.
9.  Top 100 Web Apps!!!!!!!!!!
10.  150 million Americans drink coffee everyday.  Is it good for them?
11.  All nude hotel now available in Florida
12.  7 year old girl in plastic car was towed by suburban driven by grandparents... WOW

Sasha Cohen Hot

 Figure Skating Awesomeness 

Story of the Day

"Police said Cohron and his father were arguing about video and photographs depicting the younger Cohron having sexual intercourse with a horse."

When Horse Whispering gets too serious.