Monday, September 28, 2009

SMOKING CRACK

If someone out there knows of a junkie could you please ask them what the hell happened to Crack.  Seriously, in the early 90's that is all we heard about but now not so much.  Did Meth take over?

VELVET REVOLVER - THE ONLY BAND WITH A CLUE

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - RADIOPLANET.TV


THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You have to love the consistency of the East Side.  You can almost count on that part of town producing one dead body every 3 days and on the weekends the All Stars come out to play. 

1.  Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't from the women.......


2.  Three of the ugliest folks the trailer parks have ever produced got caught in a police chase.  Seriously, you have to look at the pictures of these douche bags.

3. East Side man gets a face lift.

4.  East Side residents try to signal the police by shooting at them.

5.  The life expectancy in East KCMO has to be 25 years.  

6.  Sick bastard charged with raping a freaking 5 year old.  Why is this guy still alive?

Zombieland Trailer

"exercise, diet and beauty routines"


Women across America are about to become fat, out of shape and ugly. Just be glad she stopped short of recommending a Dentist.

Patricia de Leon HOT ?


Saturday, September 26, 2009

Flight 187

One Minute To Pray a Second to Die

TOP TEN MEDIA DOUCHE BAGS IN THE METRO

Since it has been awhile since I posted the first list I thought that it was time for an update.  Let's face it, the media in this town has hit an all time low....
.
1.  Scott Parks -This guy is more confused about his identity than a hermaphrodite trying to pick a bathroom.  He calls himself a moderate so that he doesn't have to make a stand on any issues but lets face it, this guy is as liberal as they come.  The only thing more pathetic than his political opinions is his defense of them.  What a cowardly crybaby. 
2.  Nick Wright - Entercom has gone out of its way to embarrass itself with their attempt at sports radio and nothing symbolizes this more than Nick Wright.  This guy has failed at every format given to him and has lower ratings than static yet Entercom  keeps him (because of his daddy). 
3.  Mike Hedricks - The only thing more embarrassing than Metcalfe South in JOCO. 
4.  Yael Alphabeta - The most uninformed columnist in the metro.  This guys ability to avoid the truth is amazing. 
5.  Katie Horner - Nuf Said.
6.  Karen Kornaki - I can't believe that this chick still has a job.  She is brutal.  If they are going to march out some ignorant chick to cover sports in this town they could at least make her hot (see HOLLY STAR)
7.  Steve Rose - See below
8.  Kevin Kietzman - The only reason this guy still has a drive time show is because he owns part of the station.  This guy has been wrong on nearly every single prediction he has made and could be one of the biggest liars in town.  Ask Randy.
9.  Mike Shanin -  This guy could be the weakest conservative to have ever hit the air waves.  He spends his time bashing true conservative voices and telling horrid jokes.  The guy has no talent PERIOD.  If Scott Parks wants to see a true moderate, all that he has to do is look at his studio partner. 
10.  All local "Blog Magazines" -  I don't know which is worst, their content or the people kissing their ass to get some attention in this town. 

REALITY CHECK - STEVE ROSE


I was wondering how long it would take Steve Rose to come to his senses and drop out of the race. The one thing I am disappointed in was the excuse.  Cramps?  Seriously?  Either you are the worlds biggest wimp or you are pretty crappy at coming up with excuses Steve. 

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Mackenzie Phillips HOLY CRAP!




THIS IS SOME OF THE SICKEST CRAP I HAVE EVER HEARD OF

FAT ALBERT THEME

WHEN YOUR CAREER HAS NO MEANING

Jack Harry's old ass has come to a crossroads.  You see, now that Carl Peterson is gone Jack has no claim to fame.  The only thing that made that guy relevant was his insane Chiefs rants and his 50% accurate predictions. Well it appears that the MU alum will now set his sites on KU athletics and is trying to make a simple scuffle into something more.  I wonder if Jack realizes that he is exploiting young people in order to keep his job.



But the best thing today had to be Kevin Keitzman discuss morality and ethics on his radio program.  Seriously?  I think we all know what went down a few years ago with him and some umm other really young person.  This kept his ass in check for a couple of years but lately old Kevin seems to of forgotten about his own checkered pass.  Before Keitzman starts blasting KU students he should probably worry about the damage that his own actions have done.  


You gotta love it when Old nerdy white guys try to play the holier than though card..........

Monday, September 21, 2009

QUICK HITS - TOMORROW IS TACO TUESDAY

Isn't it bad enough that we have to hear people bitch about Mondays, call Wednesdays "Hump Day" and then wrap up the week with "TGIF"?  WHY is it that Tuesdays are now officially Taco Tuesdays everywhere you go?  Are we not suppose to eat tacos on any other day?  Personally I could eat tacos any day of the week as long as they are from either In-A-Tub, Taco Via or Jack in the Box.  Sure these might not be considered authentic but Mi Ranchito showed us what authentic can do to you.  


Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either.  Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........



1.  If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor. 
2.  Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.  
3.  You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4.  The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers.  Nice.
5.  Gay Vultures.  Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6.  Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7.  Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8.  CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day.  READ THIS DAMN list.  
9.  After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10.   How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal? 

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Jennifer Love Hewitt puts a Bikini on in order to discuss healthy eating. Any chance of this becoming a monthly column?

SHAKIRA - RADIOPLANET.TV



The song doesn't matter............

BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

If you are living in a housing project FOR FREE in KCK don't complain about the stench.  What did you expect?  A nice view and the smell of roses?  Just be glad you have a roof over your head you ungrateful bastards.  


It's probably the smell of decomposing bodies

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Man Shoots Self While Teaching Gun Safety


DUMB ASS 

MODER WARFARE 2 - MULTIPLAYER

SICK BASTARDS


The people guilty of the below crimes against children deserve to be tortured. I am not talking some weak ass water boarding. I want bamboo under the finger nails and battery acid on their balls. These sickos don't deserve to live amongst us.

Remember the last scene in Braveheart? I want that type of S***!

1. Lawrence man rapes his 16 year old daughter for a month and takes photos of her on cell phone. Sick F'er


2. Trial date has been set for the sick bastard that raped his daughter and killed the kid that she had because of it.

3. The mother that allowed her TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER to get beaten and raped is being charged with murder.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Death, destruction and Mayhem.   Those are the 3 constant ingredients in a Kansas City weekend.  



JACKING FOR POSTS




There a few blogs out there jacking my posts and my style. Those of you doing this need to find your own damn style and get off my nuts.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

QUICK HITS - STEVE ROSE BLOWS

Everywhere you look nowadays there is someone out to rob your ass.  The most ruthless of the bunch are politicians and media members.  This week a member of the local media decided to increase his super criminal powers and run for office.  We are all suppose to forget about the countess endorsements that this ass clown has given to the man he is running against. 

Hey Steve, we knew a long time ago that Dennis Moore was a crook, what took you so long?  Do we really need someone with such bad judgement representing us?  You may be better than the alternative but not by much.  How many qualified conservatives have you tanked over the years?  But now we are suppose to vote for you..


We didn't like you 3 years ago so don't count on us liking you now. 


Here are 10 stories that should get you through your news void over the weekend. Sorry KCMO residents, there are no popups.


1.  Obamas quest for acceptance by the rest of the world is on its way.  
2.  Groups like "Values Voters" piss me off.  Whose values?  
3. This kid might have a hard time finding an equal trade at lunch at his Neward daycare. 

4   Are these same officials covering up Hillary Clintons test results?
5.  12 year old sex change?
6.  The UN can only do one thing right.  Lie.
7.  More and more evidence is being found on psychotic couples property.
8.  Man rapes his daughter for THIRTY YEARS and knocks her up 4 times.
9.  Chicken SH** Cop to turn evidence on Gotti to save his own ass.
10.  Brooklyn gets 2 more housing projects and they are excited about it..

THE RETURN OF DMX RUFF RYDERS - RADIO PLANET


VANESSA HUDGENS PORN TAPE

BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG OF THE WEEK

NICK WRIGHT.

Chances are that you have never heard of him (consider yourself lucky) but those of us that still have scars from his attempt at baseball talk and white guilt aren't as lucky. 


This week the douche bag threw a temper tantrum about Soren Petro calling him out and well, it was a pathetic.  There is no crying in sports talk radio!  Grow up. 

HIP HOP FRIDAY - FUNK FLEX OVER LOAD


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Thursday, September 17, 2009

STEVE ROSE GO AWAY

Do we really need another so called moderate running for office in our freaking district?  This guy has been one of Dennis Moore's biggest supporters in the past which mean he has always agreed with him until now.
 
Voting for him is simply voting for Dennis Moore light.  Who the hell wants that?


So Steve, go away.  We don't want you and your arrogant elitist ass and you will lose. 

OLD SCHOOL - JERU

OLD SCHOOL - Fu-Schnickens

A SPEAKER WHO SHOULDN'T SPEAK



Seriously? Where was this dumb ass when Bush was getting slandered? Conservatives haven't even come close to that level of hate.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

QUICK HITS - DUMB ASS REACH OUT PROGRAM

10 stories that need to be read today and tonight.


1.  Childrens Health Magazine has lost its freaking mind.  Who did the research for this projcet?  Dan Rather?
2.  Did we really need a study to tell us that rural areas don't have dentist?  Have you ever seen a hillbilly with all of his/her teeth?
3.  Only KCMO thieves would rob a store with Dollar in its title.  
4.  Only a bunch of elitist dumb ass's would put together a rule book for insults.  Out of touch?
5.  Drive by shootings from wheel chairs don't happen enough if you ask me.  
6.  Acorn leaders think that you are as dumb as the people that work there. 
7.  Talk about your sick fetishes.  Who in their right mind will go see dead bodies posed in sexual positions?
8.  Scientist suck.  Only these egg heads would come up with a way to generate energy from a tree that takes longer than simply burning the damn thing.  
9.  Brooklyn is full of snitches. 
10.  9-11 workers continue to struggle but you no longer care.

JESSICA SIMPSON HAS TO BE CURSED

CBS- IF YOU ARE WHITE & FROM THE SOUTH YOU ARE RACIST



This could be the most slanted piece of crap that I have ever seen the elitist media run. Holy crap.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Couple robbed while inside dumpster

CHARLIE GIBSON - DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY

LIBERALS AND THE MEDIA DEFINE RACISM

Is the term racist losing its true meaning in America? With all of the liberals crying wolf, how in the hell are we suppose to fight actual racism in this country? There was a time in this country that the word "racist" had some actual bite to it, not anymore. Liberals have a long history of exploiting African Americans in this country and this is just another example of symbolism over substance.

Think about it.

1. Jimmy Carters desire to be relevant in this country is embarrassing.

2. Racist attack on student riding bus is NOW being called a case of bullying. Would the same be said if the colors were reversed? Remember, in the medias eyes only white people can be racist.

3. White principal is being called a racist because he didn't broadcast the emperors marching orders.

4. Congressman say that calling the president a liar will bring back the KKK.

Surrogates - HD Trailer

Monday, September 14, 2009

EIGHT GATED COMMUNITY OBSERVATIONS

1.  If you have kids and don't work is it necessary to have a nanny and a maid?  Seriously ladies, doesn't that just make you a whore?  Don't go around telling people what a great mom you are when you spend less time with your kids than your husband that works 60 hours a week.

2.  If you don't live on a golf course is it really necessary to own a golf cart just to drive 2 houses down?

3.  Why do you complain about golf balls in your lawn WHEN YOU LIVE ON A Fing GOLF COURSE?  That's like living in the east side of kcmo and complaining about shell casings in your drive way.

4.  BMW motorcycles?  Really?  Does it have a cup holder for your Latte?

5.  Dressing like your teenage daughter doesn't make you hip, it makes you look outdated and used.  That's like putting leather seats in an old car and trying to pass it off as new.

6.  You are not considered an outdoorsman just because your lake house doesn't have HD.

7.  Do you really go to "The Club" for dinner when you have a 100k kitchen?

8. You have to sell your house, I dont.

REMEMBER WHAT YOU ARE WORKING FOR THIS WEEK.

THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city.  "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayor and his wife are morons AND we now have set a new murder record".  



1.  Homeless food stamp using hooker kidnaps her 15 year old kid.  I didn't know it was take your daughter to work day in KCMO?


2.  Is there ever an East Side argument that doesn't end in someone getting shot?


3.  East Side robbers turn chicken


4.  When a 17 year old is carrying a 9mm and shoots a girl in the face how is that an accident?  Seriously.  He is 17 and has a freaking pistol!  If it wasn't her it was going to be someone else.......

WHEN KEEPING IT KANYE GOES WRONG

DALTON HAS A TEACHABLE MOMENT

RIP DALTON!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

JOCO OBSERVATIONS

It has recently come to my attention that there are those that live in the gated community world in SOJOCO that believe that I am in some way "with them".  Not a chance.  You folks could be the biggest douche bags in the metro.   The only reason I don't blast your lame Buick driving ass's is because you are boring.  You hang out with boring people and try to relive your college days every Friday & Saturday night by drinking imported beer and talking about your golf handicaps.

Don't think that just because I live amongst your ass's that I wont blast your ass's. 

TRAGIC END FOR THE INNOCENT

There are far too many stories like this in the news nowadays.  What is the deal here?  Why do our women continue to be raped and slaughtered?  Every freaking week there is a story like this in the news. 

CROOKLYN DODGERS REMIX - NICE

ACORN IDIOTS

Question:  If the films showing Acorn officials trying to make prostitution legal are doctored then WHY were the employees fired?  

Unbelievable.  ACORN officials are so use to dealing with mental midgets that they actually think that we are going to believe this crap.  

AREN'T MOST SINGERS WHORES?



Some of the best pop singers that we have seen in recent times have all turned out to be whores, so why should we be surprised that Ashley Dupre is releasing a single?  Madonna, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston etc.. all whores.  The only difference is that they were singers first.

Trick r Treat - TRAILER




Anna Paquin is becoming the queen of horror movies........

SERENA IS A DUDE

When people tell me that they think that Serena Williams is attractive I seriously have to question their sexual orientation. She looks like Shena na from MARTIN. After this latest example of roid rage I believe that I have enough evidence to back my theory.

THE WIRE - SOCCER STADIUMS DON'T STOP BULLETS

While the Mayor and his" thing" are busy trying to figure out how they F'd up the soccer stadium, the rest of the metro still has to deal with the gang murders in the East Side. Pretty soon JOCO will have to start air dropping supplies into East Side housing projects so the innocent can survive.

Here is your Wire Update for the past few days.

1. East Side shooters brought out their A game today. In a true display of urban warfare skills by local gang bangers 3 people were shot and 1 killed. Kids, this just goes to show you that with enough practice you can do anything.

2. KCK cops take the offensive and open fire on probable criminals.

3. KCMO residents should only be allowed in JOCO with work visas. Maybe then helpless women wont get robbed in our utopia.

4. I don't know why but "JOCO most wanted" just doesn't sound right.

5. Rip Van Hostage taker gets busted.

6. Equal rights for females in the East Side. Chick shot up.

7 . Bullets flying in another KCMO burb.

8. The drug biz in Lawrence gets 2 more shot.


BLOGGER BE DOWN

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn free service!

Friday, September 11, 2009

CHANGE UP

I am not updating the blog today. I am sorry but it just doesn't feel right to crack jokes and discuss music on this day. Those of you that have been reading this blog over the past few years know that September 11th is a very emotional time for me. The thought of those brave first responders rushing into a building to their death still keeps me up some nights. The thought of fathers flying home to see their daughters and never making it home again still turns my stomach. Husbands telling their wives they love them and they are going to charge a cockpit on a phone one minute followed by a crater in a field the next pisses me off.

I will be back either tomorrow or Monday with regular posting, until then enjoy your families and your freedoms.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Bistro Les Minots - Now Open


I got an email from the owners of Bistro Les Minots today asking me to throw up some info about their restaurants recent opening. The place looks pretty nice so next time you are out in NY give it a shot and let me know how it is.


Les Minots Bistro

47-16 30th Avenue

Astoria, NY 11103

718 606 2535

LeAnn Rimes = STUPID HO


THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP

In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.

1. KCMO cops help out local tax payers by playing judge, jury
and executioner.

2. Joplin police implement their own Judge Dred program.

3. It's no wonder the cops in the East Side are getting trigger happy. 2 shot and one squad car window ruined.

4. KCMO shooters improve their aim. 3 shot in drive by and nobody knows why.........

5. Being a woman in the east side has got to suck. I would te
ll you to ask this chick but she got shot in the chest and killed by one of the fine upstanding gentlemen in her neighborhood.

6. Olathe Man seeking underage sex for $60 admits that he is a perverted freak.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

YOUR KID TUESDAY AFTER SCHOOL?

WILL THIS BE YOUR SCHOOL ON TUESDAY?

TEACHERS UNIONS = OBAMA SOLDIERS



Next Tuesday the wanna be dictator will once again send out his union thugs to intimidate people. These thugs come disguised in chalk cammies and are armed with #2 pencils and red markers. They have instant access to their prey and will strike with the backing of their leaders.

Their target, your kids. Think about it for a minute. The biggest supporters of our Emperor and all socialist have always been teachers. And on Tuesday they will put your kids in front of a TV to watch this man promote his party and agenda and then have them follow a president approved lesson plan.......

Is this really freaking happening? How is it that the pledge of allegiance, prayer in school and shirts with the American flag be PROTESTED and in some cases BANNED and then this guy given access to your children?

Are you going to let this happen? Are you going to send your kid to school? Are you going to call members of your school board and let them know how you feel? DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

Blue Valley parents go ahead and call Tom Trigg and let him know how you feel
(913) 239-4020 or send him an email
EMAIL SCHOOL BOARD PRESIDENT STEVE KILKA

You are not in the minority on this issue. The majority of parents in this country think that this is a bad idea, yet the dictator marches on.

Members of congress are starting to speak their minds regarding Obamas true intentions.


Wednesday, September 02, 2009

YOU DIRTY WHITE DEVILS

QUICK HITS -I'm not suppose to be here today


Since I am not suppose to be blogging tonight I am going to mail my little summary in. Read the below stories and yada yada yada.

1. There is something just wrong eating "Hubby, Hubby" cream............

2. The British government is playing god with the terminally ill.

3. Do college chicks with Swine Flu that are quarantined in their dorm room still have pillow fights in their panties?

4. Having a high temp could lead to a government invasion of your home..........

5. THESE DUTCH BASTARDS STOLE MY FREAKING IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. What is the deal with Obama and all of these damn Resets when he doesn't get his way or he F's something up? This isn't Kick Ball you freaking moron.
You don't get to call for do overs..........
7. The UK will get rid of their douche bag before we get rid of o
urs! Damn Brits!

8. When hunting for people who like hookers and booze we send in our expert. Finally a job that Hillary is qualified for.

9. The more I read about these sick bastards the more I want them to die a slow painful death while listening to Michael Bolton.

10. TKC brings brainwashed pancake eaters to the blog world.

C R E A M -

MILITANTS WITH ACCESS TO THE WHITE HOUSE



I do agree with him, after watching McCain win the nomination last year I believe that Republicans are A Holes. Thank God I am a conservative.

YOUR CROP REPORT


It looks like Meth will continue to be the #1 cash crop in Independence, Mo. Reasons for not going forward with this project included "kinds of people it would attract. You don't need to be a freaking Navajo Windtalker to crack that code.

KNOCK KNOCK..............


Tuesday, September 01, 2009

QUICK HITS - ON THE RISE

While other bloggers fall to the wayside and give up the fight this blog continues to grow and pick up more readers. Thank you to all of you that recently subscribed to the feed and to those that link me. 10 stories worth talking about today at work or with the family.

1. 18 isn't enough? Does this woman think he
r womb is a school bus?

2. The douche bags at the World Wildlife Fun
d use 9-11 to pimp their organization in a totally classless way. Moving forward it is important that we remember this ad.

3. The State of New Hampshire tells parents how to educate their kids.

4. 21 year old dog dies which is 147 to you and me. Liberals say that the dog could of lived longer if the dog went to Cuban Vets........

5. DJ AM's final hours sucked. Poor bastard.

6. Queens rappers RUN DMC get street named after them.

7. Satan finds a job in advertising.

8. Would you sell a kidney for 20k? Sign me up!

9. Having just recently shifted all of my email accounts to GMAIL, today sucked!

10. By the end of the year you MIGHT be able to use the IPHONE with any service provider.

HUMP DAY BLUES

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON - TRAILER

EMPEROR'S ORDERS


President Obama’s Address to Students Across America September 8, 2009 -

GREEN ZONE OFFICE?


LMAO! Your city is full of corpses, your kids can't read, people can't work and the city is in a financial crisis so what do you do. GET FEDERAL DOLLARS FOR A GREEN ZONE OFFICE! Holy crap you dumb ass's crack me up.

THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE

It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging and banging? Boring ass gated communities.

1. KCMO man tries to rekindle flame with his exwife by stabbing her new boyfriend and trying to abduct her and the kids. Will she take him back?

2. Robbing a DMV gets you what exactly? Olathe crimin
als are almost as ignorant as Olathe city counsel members.

3. Killing Hispanics in KCMO only gets you 5 years.

4. Lawrence Perv. On a side note, you never hear of women exposing themselves to teenage boys on playgrounds..

5. KCMO schools are being littered with flyers asking for help solving murders....Nice schools.

6. Pistol whipped, awesome. There aren't enough stories in the news about "pistol whipping"

7. Overland Park doesn't just hand over its money.

LIL BOOSIE - DJ WHOO KID - RADIOPLANET

K WELL FED


Damn! Dude looks like Fat Bastard.