Liberal jackass's

Some more examples of liberal douche baggery.

1.   Is it not racist to sue a city for being too white?  Douche bags.
2.  Citizenship is no longer a voting requirement in Colorado.  Next Stop, the rest of America.
3.  Obama will send troops to Libya to protect his Muslim brothers but doesn't give a crap about our Law enforcement officers getting death threats from Mexican drug cartels.
4.  Liberals say that Republicans will kill 70,000 kids
5.  YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE LONG before Jesse Jackson was able to figure out another way to try and be relevant again.  Have fun Wisconsin, he is all yours.

Vanness Hudgens Sex Movie ?

Vanessa Hudgens wants to start doing sex scenes?

Uncle Owen Action Figure

 

 

Awesome

Not So Daily Link Blast

Because I know how to use Google and you bastards don't.

1.  Lame morons embarrassing themselves tomorrow with bad jokes = YOU Top 10 April Fools Day pranks caught on video = them.
2. Victoria's Secret launches Swim Suit line - Yes there are pictures (lots and lots of pictures)
3.  122 of best PC Games in the past 22 years. How the hell is Mine Sweeper on that list?  Who the hell ever figured out how to play that damn thing?
4.  Remember the WOPR?  Top 10 computers in movie history.
5.  BreweryMap.COM- Could this be the app of the year?
6.   Born a Lard Ass?  132 lbs 3 year old
7.  Betty White hosting a punked show for old farts?  This could be must see TV
8.  KCK and KCMO residents won't notice this infestation - Stinkbug Invasion!  
9.  Bueller!
10.  As a kid I had a Dominique Wilkins poster next to the one I had of Bo Jackson.  Now the guy is getting his ass kicked by random fans in the street.

Not So Daily Link Blast

Enjoy today's installment you lazy non internet searching bastards.
1.  Take a look at what advertisements for Facebook, Twitter and Skype would look like in the 50's
2.  Great video find of Belfast in 1901
3.  I figure I better post this one now before we get to close to Easter.  15 awesome church signs.
4.  Brand new video of the Tsunami - Unreal
5.  The 40 oz. Archive - The greatest archive of malt liquor in the world.
6.  Retro Hand Held Game collection - Yes it is playable.
7.  This is a link that many of you need to follow - 300 blogger templates. You no longer have an excuse for having a crappy looking blog.
8.  Bookmark these sites today for your 2012 Olympic coverage.

9. Did Tiger Woods pick up his new girlfriend at Nick & Jakes?  You can find 100's of chicks that look like this there every week. 

Best Beer Can Ever

Public Enemy - Hazy Shade Of Criminal

Did ENTERCOM BOW DOWN?

One has to ask if 980 KMBZ bowed down to special interest groups aimed and bringing down conservative voices in America.  Did "Media Matters'" thugs get advertisers to pull out just as Entercom launched its new News Radio FM station?  The incompetence and spinelessness ( most of the local media knows this and openly discusses it) that exists at Entercom makes one speculate about their true motives.  



Thanks to XM and streaming audio we are no longer held hostage by local broadcasting and we can hit them where it hurts, their pockets.

Victorian Vision of Ogden’s “The Wire”

FREAKING AWESOME!

Almost Daily Link Blast

10 links to get you through the day until tomorrows Wire and weekend crime prediction.

1.  24 the movie is set for release next summer. 
2.. The 10 types of Facebook friends you have from High School.  The propagandist is my personal fav.
3.  The greatest Picture of Britney Spears in almost a decade.
4.  Pictures of Meth users are always good for a laugh.
5.  If only the world had Gus Johnson around to do give us the play by play of historical events.
6.  5 Signs that you are an Angry Birds addict.
7.  Just in time for opening day.  Best porn staches in sports.
8.  Odyssey Dawn sounds more like a Porn name than an military operation.  Pics of our Attack.
9.  8 of the craziest internet dating sites you will ever see.
10.  8 tracks, HD DVD's and 10 other Format War losers. 

185,000 Visitors - No sellout

I received an email awhile back saying that in order for me to get over 100k in visitors and be taken seriously as a conservative blogger that I would need to change my format.  These same douche bags said that they would remove links to my site from their news sites and not mention me in any posts unless I made a few changes to better represent our their movement. 

The suggestions from these political media "experts"
1.  No more rap music
2.  More focus on the burbs
3.  More religion
4.  Less women
5.  Stop linking to Tony's Kansas City.

Ummm yeah. 

185k in visitors and over 290k in page visits later....

Glenn Beck- 980 KMBZ - DOUCHEBAGGERY

LISTEN TO BECK LIVE ONLINE AT REGULAR TIME SLOT

Ever since 980 dumped Beck for Rock and Roll chat from 9 - 11am I have been waiting to see proof of these falling ratings that he supposedly has.  Well Drudge just released the new Cable Ratings and well.....

CABLE NEWS RACE
MON. MAR. 21, 2011

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,271,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,432.000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,334,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,301,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,039,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 1,691,000
CNN COOPER 1,170,000
CNN BLITZER 1,028,000
CNN PIERS 958,000
MSNBC MADDOW 933,000
CNN KING 927,000
MSNBC O'DONNELL 817,000
MSNBC SHULTS 810,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 784,000 

Let's Face it dumping Beck was nothing more than 980 pandering to their 2 biggest Beck haters, Shannin and Parks.  980 has a history of ruining radio in this town at the 9am and 2pm (not to mention the other Entercom abortions in KC) time slots and this is just another prime example of it.

Sorry Darla but 980 is officially removed from my presets.

Almost Daily Link Blast

Most conservatives wouldn't dare reveal that they read anything other than Fox News and Drudge.  Then again most conservatives are uptight pricks.  ENJOY!

1.  The 5 second rule is a bunch of crap.  Go ahead and eat your infected food if you don't believe me.
2.  Life could be worst.  18 horrifying dystopias that make living in East KCMO look pleasant
3.  How in the hell was this Bugs Bunny looking kid the bully in this situation?  WOW.
4.  This guy had a general store shoved up his rectum before he went to prison.
5.  10 Civilizations that Obama would like to turn America into. 
6.  Stand By Me was one of the greatest movies of my generation.  Where are they now?
7.  Ninja vs. Pirate - Who is better?
8.  This is a list the Frank Martin will certainly be in soon.  9 Sports Meltdowns.
9.  7 things to do after a one night stand.
10.  Girls of the NCAA tournament.
11.  Tigers Ex has a new home.

Chirs Brown goes Chris Brown

This moron could go to Prison for violating his parole. 

Celebs with nude pics

Here is a novel idea.  If you don't want your nude pics "hacked" don't put your nude pics where they can be hacked.  Who are these celebs kidding?  These pics are nothing more that PR stunts.

The Wire - Spring Cleaning

Any good murder handicapper can tell you that temperature is a key factor when predicting violent crime in this city.  The first day of Spring this year didn't let us down. 

1.  House Party 4 - 3 shot 1 killed in KCMO
2.  It's 3am, you are in East KCMO and at a bar WTF did you think would happen - 2 shot - 1 killed
3.  Going to a 7-11 in East KCMO is pretty freaking stupid - Dead
4.  KCK man arrested for being a naked perv in a strangers house.





www.cel-tekk.com

The Wire - The Return

Did  "The Wire" put us on the local blog map?  Damn right it did.  And just like chalk outlines on a spring KCMO day,we are back.

1.  Gun laws didn't prevent this fine upstanding felon from bringing a gun to the Parade. 
2.  Do KCMO residents get dead body disposal with their trash pickup?
3.  Does anyone shed a tear anymore when a gas station (KCK of course) gets robbed? Turnabout is fair play.
4.  No weapons or demand note?  Bank robberies suck nowadays. 
5.  If you break your infants legs in KCMO you will only get probation.
6.  Daylight savings time means earlier robberies and gunshots in South KC.
7.  POS De Soto woman pleads guilty to locking her autistic son in the attic.  The story says that the crime scene photos resembled photos of a concentration camp.  This woman shouldn't get a sentence, she should just get the chair. 

Endorsement for KC Mayoral Race - SLY JAMES

Having lived in the metro for most of my life I have come to realize one important thing in local politics, THE MAYOR DOESN'T MATTER. Being Mayor of KCMO is like getting a key to the city, it is a nice honor but you really have no power. (This makes Funkhousers abortion of his term in office an even more incredible feat.  It's almost as if Funkhouser went out of his way to screw up what should be an easy job.)

So the only way to go is by personality and endorsements.  Sly James seems to actually have a decent personality and isn't endorsed by the ghosts of KC mayors past. 

Eazy-E - We Want Eazy - Flashback Friday

Weekend Link Blast

We search over 1000 rss feeds to find you the best of the internet.  YOUR WELCOME


1.  Vanessa Hudgens is making a play for a Top 10 Ranking with us.
2.  If you thought that regular internet dating sites were bad, here are 10 Dating Sites that will blow your mind.
3.  The answer to "what is grosser than gross?" is finally solved.  GROSS
4.  Drawings of what Space Colonies could of looked like according to photos from the 70's.
5.  What are the 10 laziest states in the United States?

6.  Diet Coke pimp slaps Pepsi to #3.
7.  Rihanna Photo Shoot.........
8.  10 Tips on how to get a good nights sleep
9.  Google shows off the Top Gear test track here in the United States.
10.  5 Reasons you should befriend a Missouri resident by 2012

Saint Patrick's Day Irish Link Blast

The only day a year that people lie about their ancestry.  The other 364 they wish they were us.

1. Some of the most bizarre Irish Celebrations in the US.
2.  Swimsuit model catches Irish Fever. catch
3.  "The drunkest cities in America"...As an Irishman that doesn't drink (much) I always find this stereotyping funny.  Other ethnic groups in America are a little more sensitive than us. 
4.  10 uses for Irish whiskey on Saint Patrick's day.
5.  10 Irish authors that you should be reading (for those of you that can, sorry Kcmo).
6.  Sinn Fein homepage. Make sure to donate while there.
7.  Do you even know who Bobby Sands is?
8.  Peace Walls still exist in Belfast
9.  The Irish American Heritage Center
10.  How the Irish won the Civil War for the North
11.  The Liberal media has a history of hating the Irish
12.  New York Tenements were home to many ethnic groups that imigrated to the US in the 19th century.
13.  East Durham, NY is one of the greatest places to visit for Irish American culture.
14. KC is not an Irish town despite what city leaders try to tell you.  Does anyone ever walk around this city and talk about its great Irish roots etc..?
15.  Boston - The capital of Irish America
16.  Top 10 Irish contributions to the world.
17.  To most of you douche bags Bloody Sunday is the name of a song.  Here is the actual story.

St. Paddy’s Classic: Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

There is nothing that I can say about this clip that hasn't all ready been said.

IRISH HISTORY MONTH - The boys of the old brigade

SMSD PERV and the Double Standard

The way that this story will play out all depends on the genders of the 2 involved.

If the teacher is an attractive woman with either a male or female student then there will be a slap on the wrist and a Playboy photo shoot. 

If the teacher is a man or an ugly butch woman then there will be people roaming North OP with pitchforks and torches. 

Complete list of female teachers that have taught sex ed to students.

Kathleen Sebelius is a crappy liar

The Not So Daily Link Blast

Long lengthy posts about crap that nobody cares about OR 10 links to get you through the day?  180,000 hits proves that we have the right formula. 

1.  Movie Cliches that give you douche bags hope.
2.  10 pieces of worthless exercise equipment 
3  Charlie Sheen manages to piss off "Warlocks"
4.  The 12 biggest Malls in the world.
5.  60 Disgusting Guinness Book of World Record pictures for you to enjoy after lunch.
6.  Why the Ipad 2 is better than the one you currently have
7.  Do you know any Mass Murderers?
8.  Some of the most disgusting stuff your slob of a neighbor might have in their house.
9.  The KC metro area has no real street vendor presence other than Hookers and Dealers in the East Side.  So here are 7 awesome Hot Dog stands for your viewing pleasure.
10.  The History of the Space Shuttle

KCTV5 THINKS YOU ARE IGNORANT F'S

Sunspots!  That is what the people at CBS want you to believe was the cause of their screw up of the KU MU game.  How dumb do they think Kansas City residents are?  When you go to google news and type in "sunspots" the only story that comes up is this one.  Wouldn't you think that if there was a sudden sunspot problem in the United States that there would be more problems reported?

CBS has a long history of screwing up sports in this town.  Katie Horner, Sun Spots, lack of  sound, picking crappy NFL games and of course the 20 inch scroll at the bottom of your TV for a storm 300 miles away.

So CBS can shove their excuses and fake apologies up there incompetent asses.

HUCKABEE vs. PORTMAN

Here we go again.  Yet another politician imposing their beliefs on us.  Natalie Portman Pregnancy

SHEEN WARS Mashup

Daily Link Blast

Ok, so I might of missed a couple days....

1.  Just in time for spring break - 50 drinking games to get you hammered
2.  40 awesome Charlie Sheen quotes
3.  10 Worst selling cars of all time
4.  What did Beyonce do to get all of this money from Gadhafi?  slut.
5.  The 10 greatest submarines
6.  The 100 best toys of all time
7.  "Why men look at women and their beautiful legs".  Did we need a study on this?
8.  Great way to Tweet at work without being caught - Spreadtweets
9.  Modern Drunkard Magazine - Awesome
10.  Does anything beat a link titled - 20 Hottest Pillow Fight Girls
11.  Tony in the Pitch - Great Story.  

Pyramid of Sheen