Monday, June 30, 2008

QUICK HITS - WEEKEND BLOOD BATH


After taking a break from blogging and the news the last couple of days I decided to watch the news last night and couldn't believe all the crap that went down this weekend. FOR MONTHS I have been complaining about the mayor, media and police chiefs lack of action in regards to Kansas City crime and gang violence and little has happened. We have had the same coverage, lack of action and leadership in tackling these problems and look at what it gets us. A FREAKING BLOOD BATH in the city streets.

I would like to thank the Mayor of Kansas City for focusing his attentions on blight rail, La Raza and Mammy Gate, instead of crime.

I would like to thank the media for spending 15 minutes every night on weather, sex clubs, dress codes and Phil Kline, instead of crime.

I would like to thank the Chief of police in KCMO for nothing.

ENJOY YOUR BLOOD BATH KC.
1. 2 gunshot victims dumped at hospital this morning. KCMO

2. 3am on Euclid. KCMO

3. Abduction, Police Standoff and Suicide. KCMO

4. Man shoots at cop and then turns gun on himself after standoff in Raytown.

5. 2 more gunshot victims in KCK

6. 3:15am in the West Bottoms..............

7. 6 shot, 1 killed in.........Thats right KCMO.

8. AND yes another shooting outside of a 7-11 on Independence Avenue. KCMO

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

JACKSON COUNTY QUESTION


The headline of this story reads "Jackson County considers 4 day work week". Since this is county work it makes one wonder if this is an increase in work or decrease...

DOES JOCO HAVE SPORTS FRANCHISES?


While KCMO can claim the rights to the Chiefs and Royals the residents of gods country can hold their heads high with their two franchises. You see JOCO has become the home of two great sports, cockfighting and dog fighting. These two sports are affordable, contain no labor unions and are you can bring your own beer. Don't be jealous........

SUPREMEME COURT LIBERALS AT THEIR WORST


Another example of liberalism at its worst..

LIBERAL EXPLANATION
"We conclude that, in determining whether the death penalty is excessive, there is a distinction between intentional first-degree murder on the one hand and nonhomicide crimes against individual persons, even including child rape, on the other" Anthony Kennedy
CONSERVATIVE DISSENT
"The harm that is caused to the victims and to society at large by the worst child rapist is grave."

Alito discussing the liberal rationale for their decision.
"no matter how young the child, no matter how many times the child is raped, no matter how many children the perpetrator rapes, no matter how sadistic the crime, no matter how much physical or psychological trauma is inflicted and no matter how heinous the perpetrator's criminal record may be."
PATRICK KENNEDY'S CRIME
Warning, extremely graphic.

RAPIST ATTORNEY QUOTE
"We feel very excited for Patrick Kennedy,"< ----Patrick Kennedy is the child rapist

BE PROUD LIBERALS, BE PROUD!

DAVID GLASS F**** KANSAS CITY, AGAIN


Kansas City has been hoodwinked by a snake oil salesman from Arkansas and you are all giving him a pass. I have yet to read a story or blog post mentioning David Glass's name in regards to the Wal Mart convention ditching Kansas City.

Remember folks, you voted to give this guy a quarter of a billion dollars to refurbish the stadium in which his once proud/now a joke baseball team plays and this is how he repays you. Are you kidding me, THIS GUY OWES YOU! Yet, not a mention in the media. $8 million stripped from the local economy and not a mention.. And let's not forget about all of the tax breaks that Wal-Mart has gotten to build its stores in neighborhoods that didn't want them and the small businesses that closed down shortly afterwards.

Everything that was good about Ewing Kaufman has been flipped with David Glass. Ewing Kaufman loved Kansas City, kept his business here, employed thousands(and paid well) and gave us a winning product on the field (even if he lost money). Glass destroys local small business's, provides terrible low paying jobs, fleeces the city for money and has put a joke of a product on the field. Yet, the media fails to go after him for stripping the city of its biggest convention................

I think its time that Kansas City said good bye to Wal-Mart and David Glass.

The Brain Washing of KC hits prime time.


Tonight on KSHB they will be airing a special entitled "Living Green Kansas City". This has to be a joke, right? In a city with a crappy school district, mayor under investigation, gang murders, drug rings, stabbings, arson etc... this unproven religion of doom is what they focus their resources on? Wouldn't an hour long special on the above mentioned topics be more appropriate? The media in this town once again has let YOU down.

I can only hope that after watching this program that the mothers of children that can't read or are dead can create a home as energy efficient as AlGORES house.

They can thank the KC media for bringing light to the real problems facing them on a daily basis, recycling. Who cares if little Timmy can read or write or is gunned down in front of his house as long as he doesn't litter. It is more important for you to tell little Timmy to recycle because if he doesn't a polar bear thousands of miles away might have to alter HIS habits. You see Timmy in the eyes of the media and "green" people the life of a hooded cockroach is worth more than yours.

For those of you that don't believe that the "Green Movement" is a religion you are dead wrong. Hell the freely admit the fact on their website and held a seminar in which "human/spiritual fulfillment of living green" were covered. Spiritual fulfillment? Interesting...

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. When Pac Man Jones says he is going to pray for Don Imus the world is upside down.

2. Who takes a Rascal on the highway? An Australian with a .3 blood alcohol level.

3. Do truces between Israel and Hamas ever last?

4. A blind man could find salmonella in Mexico. However I have little faith the the Government will be able to.

5. Looking forward to a new fall TV season....Think again. We all know that actors struggle to provide for their families............ Great Union!

SHAQ RAP: DESTROYING KOBE



DAMN!

Monday, June 23, 2008

QUICK HITS



1. The PR department at the KC Zoo is almost as bad as the zoo itself. This is the crappiest promo I have ever seen. Thank god JOCO has Deanna Rose

2. Anytime that government jobs are cut, it is a good thing. Congratulations to the people of Olathe! I doubt that you will notice a difference yet you will be saving close to a million dollars.

3. Natural Selection fails in Salina.

4. Phil Kline wins one.

5. "Whiners" -LA Homeless guy living in a box

6. Arkansas will never shed its hillbilly reputation if stories like this continue to come out.

SILLY PILLS

This story is so terrible that I can't even comment on it. I just hope these assholes experience swift and painful prison justice. If they survive a month in gen pop I will be pissed.

GEORGE CARLIN - RIP

Sunday, June 22, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.

2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.

3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.

4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.

5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.

6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!

7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...

8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.

CAPTAIN SAVE A HO



Remember when fund raisers for HS kids consisted in the selling of candy, bake sales, popcorn or even the dreaded magazine subscriptions? Well those days have left us and have been replaced with JOCO parents pimping out their daughters. Every Saturday with the urging of their pimp parents these girls are put on corners, barely dressed, looking to solicit money from strangers for their services.

Sure they call it a "car wash" but who are they kidding? This is nothing more than modified strip club act. You see parents in JOCO are so competitive that they are willing to put their attractive daughters on display in order to raise "funds" so that little Katelyn and Ashley can go to Europe. Then when they raise the funds they tell the kids what great little "workers" they are and that they are so proud of them. But what the hell are they proud of? The fact that their kid shaked her ass and jumped up and down enough to get strange men to pull over?

What do these conversations sound like? "way to go honey now get your ass back on that corner and get me more money", " more bouncing sweetie, more bouncing", "less water on the cars and more on the girls", "NO YOU CANT WEAR YOUR ONE PIECE, SILLY HO!", "Don't give the money to the girls, you pay me".

Seriously this crap is too funny. I would post more regarding this subject but I need to go dirty up the truck agian......................

Thursday, June 19, 2008

HAMSTER VIDEO

OKLAHOMA JOES BBQ STORE

This is a heads up for Bull E. Vard. I posted your comment and then lost track of what post it was in. The BBQ store is attached to the OK Joes joint in Olathe at 119th & Strang Line. Great alternative to the over priced Smoke & Fire.

QUICK HITS


1. Kansas liberals in favor of harboring illegals just cost the state a million dollars for their arrogance.

2. Metal theft vs. Drive By shootings - KCMO police department decides to tackle metal thieves.

3. Get pregnant pact amongst HS girls includes sleeping with homeless people to get knocked up.

4. Aussies are fatter than Americans.

5. KCMO Woman attacked in her home.

6. SUN publications continues to attack smokers. I am just glad that newspapers aren't bias....

7. Does a chick you slept with a year ago have a kid that looks like you? Daddy Tests are now available in your local drug store.

GREEN UPDATE


The push to drill for our own oil is increasing. A new poll that came out yesterday said that nearly 70% of Americans are in favor of drilling for oil in ANWR & OCS. You DO NOT cut prices at the pump and home heating by penalizing those that produce the oil. You cut prices buy increasing the supply. The simplicity of this seems to baffle this countries socialist party. You see to a dem/socialist increasing taxes and government take over are always the answer. Socialist believe that YOU are to ignorant to think and provide for yourself (elitist mentality) and that THEY are better suited to take care of you than you are.

Some links to chew on.

1. The Pope of all things green continues to live a lie. Even after the "changes" he made to his house and his DEMANDS that Americans cut back his power usage INCREASED. Also this professor says that Al Gore's weight is bad for the environment. Hilarious stuff.

2. DEMOCRATS WANT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOT STEPS OF DICTATORS AROUND THE WORLD! "We (the government) should own the refineries. Then we can control how much gets out into the market."

3. The president finally gets off his ass and calls for drilling. Even if he is a little late to the party it is good to see him attending.

4. MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is now going to kill off whales.....GIVE ME A BREAK!

5. EVEN MORE SHOCK! Global Warming is responsible for earthquakes. Too freaking funny! I like this guys rebuttal.

6. DON'T FALL FOR THE HYPE!

7. WAIT! The frogs are safe. Scientist pushing their agenda failed to include data that would not push their agenda. See whales and earthquakes above...

8. Pine Beetle is causing global warming. KILL IT!

9. Carbon trading has failed in Europe and is full of corruption.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

QUICK HITS



1. The Mayor has to be pissed that this shooting didn't take place a block down the road but I think the timing is PERFECT. As I stated when the mayor launched his idiotic blight rail plan, the East Side of KCMO is NOT the spot to have your light rail hub. What commuter from the Burbs of Missouri wants to deal with random bullets while waiting for the next train, bus or stage coach (he does include stage coaches in his plan doesn't he?)?

2. COTU? Who the hell names a chimp COTU? Even funnier is that someone believes that a caged chimp is the Center Of The Universe. The people that bought the naming rights to these animals are the same idiots that dress up in safari gear when going to the zoo.

3. Let's just hope that these aren't the same people that said that the levees would last in New Orleans....And who the hell goes to school to become a Hydrologist? Wasn't that what Bobby Boucher called himself?

4. MOVIE NIGHT? What the hell is this crap? More KCMO tax dollars being flushed........

5. Who robs a freaking Wal Mart?

6. Once again the show me state amazes me. This time the two Gov candidates are fighting over Viagra. Holy crap.

7. Sick story regarding "child sex trade" in Kansas City. I am sure that the Mayor couldn't be reached for comment due to a blight rail meeting.

8. I can't believe that this story came out AFTER Fathers Day...

9. Three Drive by shootings in one morning. BE PROUD EAST SIDE!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Chappelle: Sesame Street



i forgot how funny this was

THE PRICE OF WAR

It appears that KC motorist have decided to fight back against the swarm of cyclist that are flooding the city streets like locust in a wheat field (locust are less annoying). Keep in mind while reading the story that Mike Hedricks is a self admitted "cyclist" and completely bias in his coverage of this.
"Indeed, we are seeing that. And not just the recreational cyclists in their skin-tight spandex. With gas prices soaring, there has been an uptick in the number of people walking and biking for trips to the store and work."
I Call BS on this. WHEN THE HELL HAVE YOU SEEN SOMEONE ON A BIKE ON THEIR WAY TO WORK???????? When you do see these people during rush hour they ARE in their spandex in a group of 3-4 taking up a whole lane (against the law by the way). This guy is a freaking hack.

YOU CAN'T TRUST OLD PEOPLE


I have been saying it for years. The police think it is suspicious that she has 5 dead husbands...REALLY? You have to check out the mugshot of this woman, she looks pissed.

THINGS OF NOTE

1. Fathers Day: This was the first Fathers day in 5 years that I didn't have a huge BBQ but it was still nice. My girls picked out their own gifts for me and well, umm... it was nice. I still fired up one of the smokers and made a couple slabs of ribs for me and the girls and a Pork Tenderloin for my wife. The ribs turned out great and I was happy to see my 2 little girls enjoy eating ribs for the first time. The tenderloin had good flavor but I think I left it on 30 minutes too long. We spent the rest of the afternoon relaxing (too much pain to do anything else) and watching the Woody Woodpecker (greatest cartoons ever) collectors DVD set that my wife got me.

2. Health: I went in for my CT Scan last week and they didn't find any tumors but I still feel like crap. I have been having more good days than bad days lately so I am hoping that the meds are finally starting to kick in, but who knows. I wanted to thank those of you that care for the phone calls and emails that you have sent my way. Even if it isn't serious it is good to know who is in my corner.

3. Death, Are you covered? I remember thinking that I was a little young to be purchasing a life insurance policy 3 years ago but I am glad I pulled then trigger when I did. There is no way in hell that I could get the same type of coverage I have if I tried to sign up today. It is good to know that if something were to happen to me that the family will be more than taken care of.

4. Thomas The Train: Saturday we took the girls to Baldwin City to see Thomas the Train. Everything was great until we rode the train. What a freaking rip off. 35 minute train ride that consisted of staring at 2 junkyards, a house that had a corvette in the drive way but had "outdoor plumbing", flooded farm fields and trash. The funniest part about the whole train ride is that you go backwards for half the time and then go forward the rest. This means that you get to see the Junkyards, trash and flooded farm fields twice. While I say it is was a ripoff it was still worth it because the kids loved it.

5. New Dog: I have decided on a pug but my wife is wanting a Golden Retriever. Can you cross breed the two?

6. Blog: After 9 months I reached the 20k hit mark. Thank you to all of you that make this part of your daily reading. Except for you stalker.....

7. Power Outage: Last Sunday the power to our house went out. This wouldn't be a big deal except for the fact that our sump pump lost power. After some brainstorming with some neighbors I ran up to Wal Mart and purchased a power converter that allows me to use my car as a power source and 100 feet of heavy duty extension cord that I ran from the drive way down to the basement. It was pretty simple to hook up and within minutes the basement was saved from certain flooding.

QUICK HITS


1. Further proof that Print Media is a thing of the past. There will be 120 unemployed liberals courtesy of the KC Red Star. Should I thank them?

2. Local Catholics have got to be sick of seeing their cash go to legal defense funds.

3. It isn't a real party in KCMO unless there is gunfire. Once again, 39th & Main.

4. "Voices in his head" are better than law enforcement in Springfield, Mo.

5. The arson problem in Kansas City continues to be unnoticed by local media. They are much too busy covering hail damage in Nebraska....

6. Murder suicide is something I will never understand. Luckily this guy was only accurate at Point Blank range.

7. Chubbys vs. Hospital: Advantage Chubbys

8. Bad news ahead for internet users.

9. California cops skip the trial in man who beat baby to death. Kudos to these guys for killing this guy for this sick crime.

10. Could you imagine the rage of JOCO residents if this shop opened up in OP?

Friday, June 13, 2008

FLOODING

Anyone else sick of the flood coverage? This crap is getting over the top. Last night I watched an interview on one of the local stations of an elderly couple in which they described the floating patterns of driftwood when the water is rising...........Gripping journalism.

Don't we all know by now that when we get a lot of rain that bodies of water will flood and people that live near these areas will be affected? Do we need 5 stories in one news broadcast or in one paper outlining this crap to us?

QUICK HITS


1. When a gun goes off at the HEALTH DEPARTMENT you begin to wonder if there is anyplace safe in KCMO....

2. Low class criminals use low end weapons.

3. What does it say about someone that is willing to lose a million dollars in order to get a job? Claire McCaskill did.

4. If it takes art on a billboard to get you off your ass to vote then do us all a favor and stay home.

5. Any dog owner that feels that they can't go to the movies without their dog needs to be put on meds ASAP.

6. The Nerfication of the world continues with Cell Phone addiction counseling.

My stalker has returned


It appears that the Lenexa, Ks city employee has nothing to do than hound me in regards to the greatness of Brobecks BBQ (crappy BBQ place in OP). What kind of life does this guy have? While I am glad that I am a hit in the city of Lenexa, it saddens me to see tax payer money being flushed down the drain in order to defend a sub par BBQ joint.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

JOPLIN, MO IS NO JOKE

I recently passed through Joplin, Mo and couldn't believe what a crap hole it was. Anyways, the WT kids in that town have no respect for their elders. Don't believe me? Read this story. No description was given of the kid but chances are that he was wearing a wife beater, pleather cowboy boots, mullet and a Union Jack Tattoo on his left arm.

KATIE HORNER JUST CAN'T RESIST!


Right now she is on the air telling people to duck and cover in Trenton, Mo. Where the hell is Trenton, Missouri you ask? 94 Miles from KCMO and 106 miles from Gods Country. This is a freaking joke. I just flipped through all of the other stations and she is the only one covering this. Isn't there a station in St. Joe or southern Iowa that would be better suited to cover this.

What a freaking drama queen.
Update: Lezak & Busby just jumped on the bandwagon...

Updated update: Chicago can expect rain....

NAACP STRIKES AGAIN - Black animals must now suffer


This story is truly hilarious. It appears that the NAACP had nothing better to do with its time and resources than to target an animal shelter..... Yes an animal shelter. No this shelter wasn't enslaving black animals or refusing admission of black animals into it establishment. The Williamson County Regional Animal Shelter was simply trying to promote the adoption of black animals. They even came up with a catchy slogan "Black is beautiful" and were planning on cutting the adoption fees of black animals due to the lack of black animals being adopted.

Well the NAACP decided that this slogan and program were tasteless due to the date that it was suppose to take place, June 19th. June 19th is the celebration of the freeing of the slaves and the NAACP decided that this was some sort of racist attack by people simply wanting to get some animals adopted.

What is hilarious about this is that black people and now animals are being screwed by Race Baiting politics and policies of the NAACP. These animals if not adopted will be killed. Way to go NAACP! I can't wait for them to say that black animals should only be adopted by black families.

AMERICAN leauge PSYCHO


Last night Milton Bradley (who the Royals tried to trade for last year) lost his temper again. This time his target was not an umpire or another player but Ryan Lefebvre the TV play by play man for the Royals. How he heard the comments that were made on TV about the game he was playing in is beyond me but this guy needs to be disciplined.

While the NFL is taking dramatic steps to clean up its image what exactly has MLB done?

David Wysong - Please leave the Republican Party


Today I stumbled upon a link to a story dealing with a state wide smoking ban in Kansas and couldn't believe who wrote it. I am use to reading stories dealing with people wanting to take away your personal freedoms but they are usually from liberal wackos, not this time. It was a Republican.

I had to do a google search in order to find out who in fact David Wysong was and it turns out that he is a a REPUBLICAN State senator for Kansas(mission hills district). Does our party need people like this representing us? How does the Republican party continue to let leftist socialist enter its ranks? If Wysong wants to be a state senator, fine but let him run as a democrat or an independent.

This guy is letting a personal loss in his family effect his legislating ability.

QUICK HITS


1. Robbery is yet another job skill that KC homeless lack.

2. Is a tax increase on gas in the future for Missouri residents?

3. JOCO churches are flush in cash so it is no surprise that local burglars have started targeting them.

4. Is working at a Water Park a job that Americans wont do?

5. This town HAD a ban on Bikinis at the public pool? Kanab City Utah might be the most backward ass city in the United States ("natural-family resolution")

6. PETA is going to be pissed when they hear about the chicken genocide in Hong Kong.

7. Hillary Clinton is thanking god this morning that she isn't in Zimbabwe.

8. Awesome! 220lb 7 year old kid......

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

QUICK HITS - BUT NOT MINE


Due to the lateness in my updates I am going to point you in the direction of 7 local blogs. While I do not agree with all/most/some/any of there takes on issues, they are still must reads.

1. NICK SLOAN - For a KCK perspective

2. TONY - For an antiBURB perspective

3. DEE - For a conservative perspective

4. CRIME SCENE KC...The only guy in town that tracks crime better than me.

5. KC BEER BLOG - If beer is served there then they have it covered.

6. RDM - Good read.

7. The Kansas Citian - Conservative views

KIDS IN THE NEWS


Are kids safer in schools than at home? It seems that every summer there is an outbreak of crimes against kids and/or crappy parenting. The following stories will make parents across the metro cringe.

1. Anyone that watches the Wire KNOWS that West Baltimore makes the KCMO East Side look like Johnson County. These two kids were shot in a baby pool.

2. Pet snake makes its way into the crib of a 7 month old.

3. 4 year old shoots herself with grandmas gun at Sams Club.

4. Did this Polish baby get a ticket for navigating the birth canal 15 times (blood alch level) over the limit?

5. 13 & 11 year old girls shot several times and left in a ditch to die are found in rural Oklahoma.

6. Mothers mistake nearly drowns kids in car.

BROBECKS BBQ PART 3


I went to this place again (3rd time) in hopes of finding a higher quality of food than the previous 2 visits and all of those in my group were disappointed. They have gotten a little bit better but not nearly enough to make this place a "must eat" BBQ joint. The sausage was decent, the ham salad app was pretty good and the ribs were just average. The only thing that saves this place is the quality of service.

While they are no longer an avoid at all costs type of place they still fall short of making the top 20 list.

BEING SICK SUCKS

Here is an update for those of you keeping score at home. Last Thursday I went to my 6th Doctor and he seemed to be a little bit more on the ball than the previous ass clowns I had been to. He said that with the steroid shot and medications that he gave me that I should start feeling better by this past Sunday...............

Well that didn't work out quite as planned. I was in just as much pain yesterday as I was last Monday. So today I go in for more tests.

Monday, June 09, 2008

PAUL PIERCE KANSAS HIGHLIGHTS



I FOUND THIS CLIP WHILE LOOKING FOR HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHTS GAME.

GREEN UPDATE


Have you hugged a liberal today? This is a question that everyone should be asking themselves after leaving the gas station today. Give them the props they deserve for making gas $4 a gallon in the metro. Going green now means saying good bye to your $$$.

1. Gas hits $4 in the metro.

2. Liberal environmental policies are destroying the global economy.

3. Corn hits all time high.

4. China is now drilling off the Florida coast where liberal policies prevent us from drilling.

5. List of Liberal policies that prevent us from becoming energy INDEPENDENT.

6. "The gas prices we deserve"

7. GAS VOUCHERS FOR THE POOR??????????????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!! MORE OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS WASTED!

For those of you that think that corporate America is going to be hurt by this, you are wrong. To offset the higher costs that they have to deal with they will simply charge you more and cut employment. This is a minor inconvinience for some but is going to devastate half of the liberal base. What you end up having is the rich elitist liberals killing off the poor dependent liberals... Funny as hell right?

QUICK HITS


1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.

2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.

3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.

4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.

5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.

6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....

Friday, June 06, 2008

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?


There is now going to be a panel set up by the KCMO city council called "The bike & pedestrian panel". Do we need a panel of the city's "brightest" minds to dictate to us more rules and regulations in order to protect these hobbyist?

If these guys find it too dangerous to ride the city streets then they need to take there ass's to the trails or use the pictured option to the right.

GREEN UPDATE


Have you noticed that the higher that gas prices go up, the more endangered the polar bear and the globe becomes? The global warming fools are playing off of your fears of high gas prices to push their agenda and you dumb ass lemmings are falling for it. 31,000 scientists can come out against global warming, yet you guys listen to Brad Pitt, Al Gore and the people that can't predict if it is going to rain tomorrow. The same people that said that the end of the world was coming yesterday with the so called Perfect Storm........ Anyways, here are some more links for you to dispute.


1. 45 TRILLION DOLLARS.....The last time an idiot scientist tried to hold us hostage for this much money Fat Bastard was standing beside him.

2. War, Famine, Racism, Genocide, Terrorism...Not the biggest problems facing the world according to Liberals in D.C.

3. Bon Fires in Seattle are killing off Polar Bears

4. Candy with a conscience!

5. People that weigh too much shouldn't fly......unless they want to pay more(the green way).

6. Oil prices are heading to all time highs yet we refuse to drill for our own oil.

QUICK HITS


1. Has anything good come from Independence since Truman(and even some would question that)? 2 men shot, one while sleeping.

2. Governor Aide gives new meaning to "show me" state.

3. Pittsburg, Ks is home to at least one dumb ass.

4. A light rail compromise? How is this newsworthy? This idea has been kicked around for nearly a decade. I will give the mayor some credit for at least having an original crappy idea.

5. The City of Olathe looks to increase revenue.

6. NOTE TO CYCLIST: I warned you 3 weeks ago about riding your bike during rush hour in JOCO. GET OFF THE ROAD AND FIND A FREAKING TRAIL!

7. Anyone that has driven through 37th and Main will see no surprise in this shooting. While downtown has gotten a face lift, midtown has gotten worst.

8. Be sure to wear clean underwear when flying this summer.

9. Giraffe meat coming soon to a deli near you?

10. Student+Professor+Cocaine+Professors House= Dead Student....She must of really wanted that A.

Monday, June 02, 2008

REMEMBER THIS GUY?


Well not this Michael Scott but the other one? Well it turns out that he dropped the N Bomb on a coworker. You would of thought that a Black Man that has been in broadcasting as long as he has MIGHT know that it was wrong. Maybe he was keeping it real? He did say it to another black man and after all isn't that allowed?

MICHELLE OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE

YOU MIGHT BE A CRAPPY PARENT IF..


You allow your 9 month old crawl out the front door and get hit by a car. I don't think I am wrong on this one. UNBELIEVABLE!

QUICK HITS - DELAYED


1. The spirit of Left Eye lives on in the Kansas City area.

2. Finally! Missouri is going to start offing its criminals again. My only complaint is that they need to televise this crap. If we can watch Big Brother, we can watch violent criminals getting the ax.

3. In the words of ICE CUBE "wouldn't ya know, a drive by in Missouri".

4. This is a prime example of why the people of JOCO cringe when they see Missouri plates driving through our neighborhoods.

5. When I first read this headline I thought there had been a mass suicide at an Olathe strip club. "Cleanup to begin after 50 dead hogs found".

6. WT vs. Police at Harrahs.

7. Some metro people are too stupid to watch TV.

8. People in the Metro can't read a gas gauge, and it is news?

9. This kid was an art student and had a job....Can the jackass that shot him 8 FREAKING TIMES SAY THE SAME!

10. Flannagin is once again a week behind the story. Fortune filling in for Kietzman on Wednesday.

COLLAPSED

That sums up my Sunday. Thanks to the return of this POS sickness I fell to the ground and blacked out. There is nothing better on a weekend than collapsing in front of your kids. If the blog sucks for awhile bare with me.