Sunday, August 31, 2008
MORE MONEY ON THE WAY FOR CROOKED NAGIN?
THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT. CAN'T WAIT TO SEND HIM MORE MONEY TO STEAL.
NEW ORLEANS HURRICANE
I have a few observations regarding the latest hurricane to hit New Orleans.
1. If you don't evacuate this time you are a total dumb ass. I will have no pity for those that get stranded.
2. Bush is a genius for not rebuilding that town at a rapid pace.
3. Do FEMA trailers float?
4. Does this mean we are going to have to see Nagin broadcast again from "Chocolate City"?
5. Why doesn't OBAMA simply stop the hurricane from striking the Gulf Coast by putting up his hands? If Bush is responsible for the tragedy of Katrina then certainly the messiah can stop Gustav.
WEEKEND CRIME RECAP
If you live in the east side and lived this weekend, congratulations. If you live in KCK and did not witness a grenade attack or RPG launching, congratulations.
1. If only the Royals could turn a double play as well as KCMO gang bangers.
2. The draw of beautiful KCK was too much to keep these two clowns locked up in Missouri.
3. A community picnic isn't going to do a damn thing to stop crime. When the hell are people going to realize this. I hope the food was good because for many that attended it could be their last meal.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
QUICK HITS
TOP TEN STORIES OF THE DAY
1. Doesn't "Obama is ready to lead" sound a lot like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" after all the crap he has said lately about Barry?
2. Man laughs as he is convicted of one of the worst crimes I have ever read regarding children. I nearly puked after reading this story.
3. War with Russia seems inevitable.
4. NYC is down with HIV.
5. Just when you think Pelosi can't get any worst..........
6. Pron Surfing on the internet just got better.
7. Cat grows wings. Too bad this cat was born in China and is probably on someones dinner table right now.
8. More proof that the Economy is stronger than what Liberals want you to believe at election time.
9. Old ass chimp dies at KC zoo.
10. Take your kid to work day now includes Crack Dealers
THE EAST SIDE IS WORST THAN IRAQ
And I'm not joking. If you monitor the US casualties in Iraq over the last couple months vs. the amount of casualties in the East Side of KCMO(or the metro in general) you will see that we are ahead of the terrorist over there (JOCO being the Green Zone). Rather than doing something about it people are actually defending the East Side as a good place to live and celebrate its diversity. It is this attitude that will continue to see body counts rise as we head into what is traditionally the most dangerous time of the year.
This is what happens when you create a welfare state full of people that can't do crap without government assistance. They become helpless and wait for someone else to fix their problems. Even with the dozens of socialist programs focused on people living in the inner city there is still high unemployment, horrible blight, no sense of self worth, drug abuse, drug dealing, street gangs, high drop out rates, stabbings, shootings, rapes, car jackings, child neglect etc..
It is time for the people that live in these neighborhoods to start standing up for themselves or the below mentioned stories will never end.
1. Meet last nights Daily Double Winners in the East Side.
2. The aim of our Drive-by shooters has improved as of late (proof that practice makes perfect.
3. This is exactly what I am talking about! A prayer service to stop the violence was held last night. STOP PRAYER SERVICES, STOP LIGHTING CANDLES AND TAKE REAL ACTION!! The same night that you had this service THREE PEOPLE WERE KILLED!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
WHY DO YOU LIBERALS NEED OBAMA
Why do you morons need Barry to provide hope for you? Are you incapable of providing your own hope? Do you really need the government that badly? What government programs besides infrastructure and national defense are worth a damn and aren't things that you can provide for yourself?
If you need Barry to give you hope for the future, chances are that you don't really have a future.
If you need Barry to give you hope for the future, chances are that you don't really have a future.
QUICK HITS
TOP TEN STORIES OF THE DAY.
1. Bill Clinton has a date on Thursday night. I guess watching his wife whore herself out to Obama made him a little frisky and he can't stick around for the Obama speech.
2. MSNBC Fight Club. I am sure all 5 of their viewers were startled.
3. Ohio cheer leaders can whore it up at games but not at school. (video included)
4. The attack on Hot Dogs has begun. Liberal jackass's will not be happy until the only food we eat has been approved and rationed out by the government.
5. Too Fat for Murder???????????? Is this the Oprah Defense?
6. Dr. Dre's son found dead. Not Dre Day.
7. Illegals are afrad.....Tough crap, go home and face the drug cartels.
8. Further proof that Neil Diamond sucks.... as if we needed more
9. Nancy Pelosi is out of touch with reality.
10. Porn in Tenn park causes a stir.
CLINTON WHORES HERSELF OUT FOR MONEY
Proof that she will doing anything to pay off her campaign debt. Did anyone else laugh their ass's off while watching this? Holy crap woman! Have some standards.
KANSAS CITY'S DEATH ROW
It seems that the East Side of KCMO has turned into death row of sorts for the people living in that community. If you live there you know that you are going to be killed, the only difference being that at least on Death Row you get a last meal and it is done relatively pain free.
Is that why there are so many overweight people in that part of town? They have to treat every meal as their last? 56th & Garfield the latest execution.
THE MEDIA IS LATE TO THE BLIGHT GAME
KSHB is running a story regarding neighborhood blight this morning weeks after it started being covered by local bloggers. While it is good to see KSHB being more proactive than other networks in covering "real" problems in the metro, it would of been nice to of seen a product that was at least on the same level of Midtowns.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
THEY MUST OF RELOADED.
Shooting someone is never the way to solve a problem. Shooting a woman is always a no no. Shooting a woman in the back is just plain chicken $hit. Way to keep it Gangsta KCMO.
RELOADING?
It was a quiet night in the hood last night. Has the city solved the crime problem? Don't count on it. The Mayor is busy defending his wife, the Police Chief remains clueless and the media is yet to tackle the real root of the problem.
Last night was simply a night to reload and regroup for the local gang bangers. I expect tonight to be an interesting night.
Monday, August 25, 2008
I LOVE HATERS
I would like to thank the kind people of KCMO and KCK for filling the comment section and my inbox today. The fact that this blog gets to you so much means that I am hitting too close to home. Thank you all for the validation and the kind words regarding the people of JOCO. Now hurry home before it gets dark and your stats end up on my blog.
QUICK HITS
The TOP 10 STORIES that you morons need to read before you open your pie holes today.
1. Topeka parents kill twin 3 year olds by leaving them in a hot car. DO YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN! How many freaking kids die in the metro every year due to this crap? I know Topeka isn't the metro but come on!
2. Crooked ass Suzuki dealership is latest to go up in flames due to the local arson problem.
3. If you are a total loser you will probably be at this metro event.
4. Woman on woman crime hits Overland Park. If you rob from the old do you go to hell? And why in the hell is an 86 year old woman DRIVING!
5. How do you get held up by a knife? You can't outrun a bullet but a knife... KCMO.
6. Metro arson problem spreads to JOCO.
7. Texas parents offer sex with their 5 year old daughter for used car.
8. Madonna compares US War Hero McCain to Hitler.
9. Rebounding dollar yet another sign that liberals are morons.
10. Embarq to cut 1000 jobs.
WEEKEND CRIME REVIEW
What a performance by the local team! As predicted on Friday if you took the over on the shooting odds you were a big winner. If my streak of picks continues I may have my own odds making show on Local Cable. Call 913-Get-Shot for all of your street crime predictions.
1. KCK was first out of the gate with this double shooting on 12th street. You just knew that with a double to kick things off that it was going to be a big weekend.
2. KCMO wasn't going to just sit back and let KCK grab all the attention. 80th and Sycamore.
3. KCMO then came through in a big way with a TRIPLE drive-by shooting on 26th street.
4. KCMO AGAIN comes through with a single drive-by shooting on 44th street.
5. KCMO, KCMO, KCMO these guys were busy in a big way this weekend. Truman & Jackson.
6. AND ANOTHER DRIVE-BY FOR KCMO. Benton blvd. representing.
That's right Kansas City we had 9 shootings this weekend (that we know of). HOLY CRAP! THE METRO AREA NEARLY SHOT FOR THE CYCLE! 4 SINGLES, A DOUBLE & A TRIPLE.
Friday, August 22, 2008
METRO SHOOTING OVER/UNDER
It is scary how accurate I have been with this thing. Can I actually see dead people? Anyways, the weather is suppose to be humid and in the upper 80's this weekend and school just started. So the number for the weekend is: 5. I for one am going to take the over on this.
TOP 5 MOST OVERRATED KC LOCATIONS
I am not going to go into an in depth explanation about each of these because most of you know that these places suck. This is just a warning for Tourists and village idiots looking to travel into KCMO.
1. 18th & Vine - Enjoy the new parking lot. (notice all the traffic there when this photo was taken, yeah me neither)
2. Crown Center - I believe that the shops are open 5 hours a day there and full of crap that you don't need.
3. Crossroads District - You can find better art on your home refrigerator. The people that go to this area play make believe that Kansas City has culture and therefore are total morons.
4. The Brooksider - Holy poser hell.
5. Science S**tty - This place might be the biggest joke in the metro.
HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S
Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.
Bannister Mall
Quick thought here. I just read a story titled "Bannister Mall Blight Attracts Crime". Didn't a fully functioning Bannister Mall attract crime as well? Stop blaming the building and start looking at what the neighborhoods around that area have turned into. It doesn't take a decoder ring to decipher the gang signs spray painted on the over passes and street signs.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
IT IS TIME TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION
That's right folks it is time for the great civilization known as Southern Overland Park to leave the North behind in order to form a more perfect union. Let's face it what does Northern OP contribute to those of us in Southern Overland Park? Not much besides Taco Via and Oak Park mall.
I say we make it official at simply become Blue Valley. I will have more on this later today because if you don't think this is possible or even currently being thought of by those in city hall you are wrong.
QUICK HITS
Top Ten stories that you need to know about before speaking today.
1. After a lazy Tuesday it is good to see that violent crime is back on track in the metro area. Dead body found in house on Forest.
2. Can't we just bull doze Prospect? Seriously, nothing good ever happens on this street. Man shot at 40th and noProspects.
3. Kansas City religious leaders like sodomy. They like it so much that they paid $10 million dollars to molest local boys.
4. If a racetrack that nobody went to in the first places closes, does anyone care? No.
5. Will Prairie Village leaders finally jump on board with my plan of taking down the 18th street expressway?
6. God bless the little engine that could KCK. While they lack the numbers that KCMO has they still manage to either shoot or stab someone on a daily basis. Stabbing on "scenic" 7th street.
7. In a city full of shell casings, broken crack pipes, shanks and grenades, do they really need to worry about a smoking ban in KCK? Seriously they can't enforce the laws that they have now so why add to the list. Tell ya what, clean up the crime in the city then come back and say that you are concerned about the health of the citizens. Jackass's.
8. How fitting is it that a man that crapped all over former players health needs, dies early. Normally I would feel bad about a death but the way this guy treated former NFL players makes it difficult for me to say anything more than CYA A-HOLE!
9. How many greeting card sayings were deemed inappropriate by Hallmark while they were creating "Gay Marriage Cards"?
10. Alligators swimming in the streets of Florida.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
FEEDBURNER ERROR IS NOW FIXED
I want to thank those of you that brought to my attention the fact that my blog feed was set on summarize. I have gone in and corrected the error so the entire feed is now available.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
FINALLY!
If you have been watching the Olympics then you know who this chick is. Well she finally won a gold medal. Congrats Hy-Vee smile chick.
QUICK HITS
1. THEY KILLED KENNY!!!! Not really, but they did find this guy shot on South Park today. Leave it to KCMO residents to tarnish the name of a cartoon.
2. When you open a legit business on Troost you will die. Two shot, One dead.
3. Drunks drivers Beware!
4. KCK kids molested by school bus driver. They need to dump this guy on Quindaro at 2am in a klan outfit.
5. Kansas City is an attractive place for vacationing murderers. The chamber of commerce needs to take advantage of KCMO's high murder rate in order to attract more murderers and thugs. Dirty money is still money into the local economy.
6. IF YOU ARE A GUY IN THE METRO READ THIS NOW.
7. Yesterday I was at Target and thought the exact same thing as the woman in front of me shouldn't of been wearing a jogging bra and capri jogging pants.
8. HOLY CRAP! A local media outlet talking about "gangs". I just looked out my window and saw Rosie O'Donnell flying.
9. It's 2008 and we still have cattle thieves??? Missouri sure is a progressive state.
10. Meet Yoda the Cat.
Monday, August 18, 2008
WHAT I AM LISTENING TO THIS WEEK
There is not near enough music talk in the local blog scene. It seems that everyone has been swept up in the elections or the slightly retarded mayor. Time for a change of pace. Each and every Monday you lucky bastards will be treated with the Top Ten groups that I am listening to this week. This will all make more sense once the new website is launched (2 weeks I hope).
1. Grand Funk Railroad
2. Old School E40
3. Velvet Revolver
4. Clipse - ReUp gang
5. Dropkick Murphy's
6. Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Take
7. David Banner
8. Taj Mahal
9. Tech 9
10. Blues Brothers Soundtrack - Greatest soundtrack of all time.
WEEKEND CRIME RECAP
If ever you needed proof that the weather dictates crime in the metro this weekend is it. It was such a nice weekend that even the gang bangers, rapist, random shooters, home invaders etc... took the weekend off. Which leads one to ask the following question. What do these guys do with their down time? Do they go to Home Depot with the family and pick out tile for their bathroom? Were they home cheering for the womens gymnastics team?
1. With the "classy" crowd that hangs out at metro casinos it is hard to believe that there would be a gun fight..........
2. I have never understood the whole "murder suicide" thing. If you are going to off yourself, why take someone with you? It's not as if you get a group discount in hell.
3. MORE ARSON in the Metro. As long as they are in the hood, nobody cares.
4. ONLY a KCK resident would run from the police with his family in the car. Good job buddy.
5. Park is making a play to make the Top 10 list of streets to get shot on.
Friday, August 15, 2008
POWER RANKING UPDATE
There has been a change in the top ten this week as Olathe has shored up its offense. Does upstart Olathe have what it takes to move past the perennial powerhouse of Independence? This should be interesting as we have 4.5 months left in the 08 season.
1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Olathe
5. Raytown
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence
WEEKEND SHOOTING OVER/UNDER
I have just gotten off the phone with Vegas and the weekend number has been set at 5. I for one am going to take the over this week due to ideal weather conditions and the fact that people are now starting to get shot over in JOCO. GO EAST SIDE!
WHY ARE PEOPLE IGNORING THE KC GANG PROBLEM
Hopefully there will be more and more people speaking out about the metros inability to recognize that the metro area is turning into the South Side of Chicago. Do the idiots in the media, city halls, and police departments have blinders on? I guess it is going to take a bunch of white kids getting shot in the head in the burbs before they take it serious. Just hope that it isn't your kids that we are all lighting candles for.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
WHILE THE EAST SIDE IS GOING FOR THE MURDER RECORD
The Toy & Miniature Museum is going for the marble tournament record. Is that really a record worth going after? Does anyone really give a crap about setting the freaking marble record? HOLY CRAP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOW KCK PROPERTY VALUES ARE GOOD....
If you lose two homes due to fire. Two houses burn and the estimated damage is 28k? Holy crap that is affordable housing. The fires are being called suspicious but once again you will not hear a damn thing about Kansas City becoming the new Detroit.
(fyi, the dog house on the right is worth more than both houses in kck and I am not kidding)
CHINESE IMPORTS HELP KCMO ECONOMY
It is good to see that the corpses of dead commies are being used to turn a profit for Union Station. I for one would of never known that the Chinese were fans of football until I say this poor bastard.
We should all be glad that this is the one thing that was actually made in China and not in America.
IS OLATHE MAKING A MOVE?
With the recent outbreak in violent crime in Olathe I may have to put up a new power rankings(will be out tomorrow). It is good to see that the people of Olathe have evolved into gun play. In a few years Olathe will be the new KCK, count on it.
KEEPIN IT REAL IN DA HOOD
Would you Snitch on the guy that shot you in the ass? Well this self proclaimed gang banger didn't allowing this guy to remain on the street, improve his aim and perhaps kill someone.
Just as long as he is keeping it real!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TOP 10 STEETS TO GET SHOT ON KC METRO
If you are ever bored and can't afford a trip to Worlds of Fun but are still looking for an adrenaline rush feel free to visit one of these classy areas at about 1am.
1. Prospect - KCMO
2. Cleaver Blvd - KCMO
3. Quindaro - KCK
4. Troost - KCMO
5. Central Avenue - KCK
6. Tracy - KCMO
7. Agnes - KCMO
8. Parallel Parkway - KCK
9. Independence Avenue - KCMO
10. Lydia - KCMO
QUICK HITS
The 10 stories that you need to know about before you speak to anyone today.
1. The music on the plaza just got better.
2. Another day another vacant burns to the ground. I am surprised that the liberals in Kansas City haven't asked the mayor to do something about the carbon foot print that all of this arson is causing.
3. Wornall road continues to be the most robbed section of the city.
4. Will the actions of the Human Society cause the price of Chinese food to increase?
5. Ever wonder why you sometimes see hot chicks with ugly guys? Scientist might of found the answer (and it isn't money).
6. Have the feds found Dr. Evil's secret hideout?
7. American Airlines give the finger to troops fighting to protect their freedom.
8. Finally a place with crappier rides than Worlds of Fun.
9. Ewwwwwww. I know some of you are going to bid on this! Sick bastards!
10. Fondled for an A. Sounds like a great trade off.
IF YOU SUCK AT TEACHING ONE LANGUAGE
It makes all the sense in the world to take on the teaching of two. GREAT IDEA! It is good to know that JOCO kids will have less competition getting into college and obtaining well paying jobs. Stay Ignorant KCMO, we love it.
Cycling In The East Side
I don't know if the shooters or the cyclist is to blame for this one. Let's look at things from the shooters point of view for just one minute. Here he is chillin on his corner ducking bullets and knives all day trying to make a dishonest buck and along comes Mr. Cyclist. Now the shooter is use to shooting in crowds, in moving cars and getting shot back at so what is he suppose to do when this guy comes rolling through his hood with no weapon or defense. This is the layup of shootings he almost has to take the shot.
The cyclist is a dumb ass. Who the hell rolls through the East Side on a freaking Schwinn? If you are in anything other than an Armored personal carrier your life is at risk. This guy obviously is from the neighborhood and should of known better. I mean seriously who the hell rides a bike at 12:30am in the first place?
I am going to have to give the shooters a pass on this one. It is clear that the cyclist showed poor decision making and should therefore face the consequences of his actions. "Detectives were unclear as to why the victim was shot". Case Solved.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
IF YOU PLAY FOR A LOSING TEAM YOU CANT COMPLAIN
You have to admire the sheer ignorance of the teachers in the KCMOSD. Here they are failing at there jobs and they are complaining. The complaints are about their free time getting cut back in an effort by the new Super to increase their productivity. These "educators" who get three months off during the summer don't feel that more time in the classroom could help students that drop out and fail at alarming rates. Whose side are these idiots on?
The fact that you are teaching in the worst district in the midwest should show you that you suck at what you do. No other school district would take you therefore you are lucky to have a job. A job that you get to keep even though you completely suck at what you do.
How much planning time do you really need? If you had 90 minutes of planning time and your performance was still below average is cutting it back to 50 minutes (the state norm) going to effect your performance? Did it take you 90 minutes a day to plan and scheme on how to get kids to drop out? Get real and get over yourselves.
STAY CLASSY KANSAS CITY
You silly bastards never let me down. I was starting to think that we were going to make it through a night without a shooting but you came through. I am sure that the argument was over something important like tennis shoe scuffing, color of shirt, beer spilling or my personal favorite "over a ho". Anyways, way to go East siders, stay classy.
Monday, August 11, 2008
DEAD DOG WALKIN
This week will be the last week for the dog I have had for the past 13 years. Due to some cancer in her mouth she is in pain when she eats, drinks etc.. and I have to look past the good moments that she has and do the right thing. The morbid thing about this is that I know it is going to happen but the dog has no clue. She doesn't know that today is her last Monday but I do.
I had thought about getting her stuffed but she is kinda ugly now and could only be displayed on Halloween. That wouldn't be exactly a bad thing but I don't want to explain to the neighbors why I have a stuffed dog in the garage with all of the holiday decorations. What do others in SOJOCO do with their dead animals? I have heard tales of people with pet urns over their fire place, burial plots at the cemetery next to the family and my personal favorite is saving the pet DNA to have it cloned.
Don't feel bad for me, my dog has lived longer and had a better quality of life than those of you that read this blog in KCK & East KCMO. She was not subject to a failing educational system, she was never shot at and her garbage was always picked up. Then again I think most dogs in JOCO have better lives than East Siders.
THE GREAT URBAN BLIGHT TOUR
A few weeks ago I came up with the idea of doing the Top 10 most blighted ares of the city. I could never get enough time to go out and get the photos taken so I told Midtown that he should run with it. He has the most interesting and unique pictures on his blog of Kansas City and I felt that he could do it more justice than I could. So unlike city leaders we passed bistate 2 an initiative between JOCO & Midtown to bring attention to the blight of the metro.
FOLLOW THIS LINK TO MIDTOWNS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUICK HITS
The 10 top stories in America that you (the uninformed masses) need to know about.
1. "Homo sapiens are a pretty easy meal"...Vampire bats kill 38 in Venezuela. How did they miss Hugo's fat ass?
2. "Mr. Scott, engage cloaking device"....Finally a safe way to drive through the East Side.
3. Homer Simpson is more capable than most European leaders which is why he is on the Euro.
4. So can we now go back to calling Russia the Soviet Union? Putin is the new Stalin. At least the women got better looking during their 20 years of freedom.
5. Got Aids? Come on in, America welcomes you.
6. First the killed Kenny and now Chef is dead.
7. Being hacked to death by machetes while on vacation might not be the most peaceful way to die.
8. Media shows bias with John Edwards affair.
9. Next time you want to go to a strip club just tell her you are going to the gym.
10. Parents can't say no to cell phones for young kids.
EAST SIDE PARENTING AT ITS BEST
How the hell does a year old end up wondering the streets in the middle of the night? Being a father of 2 little girls I can't even picture a scenario in which this happens. This seems to always happen in the East Side.
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