Thursday, March 29, 2012

Educators are Better than Parents..in Lee's Summit

I have received several emails over the past few weeks asking me what I thought about the situation going on at Lee's Summit North and if I was going to comment on it.  Well,  I wanted to wait until the court case was completed and that the right outcome was given (which it was).  I figured that all the info was out and that all things were good to go.  I can't believe how wrong I was.

It turns out that Lisa Jacques has taken it upon herself to become the parent of all who attend her school.  That's right parents, in her eyes you are ignorant uneducated bumpkins that are incapable of disciplining your own children for things that happen AT HOME.  Jacques on the other hand has never  worked outside of the education system and is an "Educational Specialist".

This of course gives her the power to leave school grounds, walk into your home, spy on your kids to see what they are doing and IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE what she finds she can destroy their scholastic futures.

That is basically what she is doing by suspending these 2 kids for activities that took place off of campus, but instead of breaking and entering to observe she used the internet.

Do you honestly believe that there is difference?

What is this terrible activity that has created this whole activity?  No its not bullying, stalking, sexting, blackmail, criminal threats, hit lists, threats against the school. OHHHHHHHHHH no, its far worst than any of that.

THEY HURT THE FEELINGS OF STUDENTS!...........

Well Lisa Jacques can't have anyone at her school feeling sad now can she? Kids calling other kids names etc.. surely has to be something new and must be stopped! Forget about the fact that this name calling was taking place off of school property, Jacques has the authority to control the lives of students 24/7 regardless of where they are and what their parents think.  She knows better, remember.

Jacques is a liberal union member that has never held a position outside of education and believes that her government position gives her special rights that normal citizens couldn't handle.  REMEMBER You are a stupid parent that works for a corporation or factory.  Hell you aren't home to supervise your kids, you don't get off work at 4pm!  I bet you don't even observe the Lee's Summit school districts nutritional guidelines when packing your kids lunch. Irresponsible Bastard!
Educators always know best (except for the times that they are molesting kids, producing low test scores, high dropout rates and of course handling their own kids) and invading the personal privacy of your home is for the greater good of those who had their feelings hurt and became upset.

Does this mean when they get their feelings hurt later in life that an agency of the government should shred the constitutional rights given to us so that they can go through life in a bubble?   Will there be an enforcement agency set up to handle all hurt feelings between neighbors, coworkers, family members, strangers etc????

The actions and beliefs of Lisa Jaques should serve as a warning to all.  If she is permitted to do this then where does it stop?




Picture of the Day - Scientific Swearing


Monday, March 26, 2012

Almost Daily link blast

Enjoy the links you lazy non internet searching bastards.  

1.  The greatest Tech Hoaxes in History 
2.  First Lady exploits child labor laws
3.  Hitler and showers should never ever go together. 
4.  New Orleans 9th Ward turning into swamp land with snakes and gators. 
5.  Blame City planners for our energy problem.
6.  Men are losing their man caves to their wives
7.  Geraldo's son thinks he is a douche bag too
8.  10 Things you need to buy in bulk
9.  25 Reasons you should never ride the bus. 
10.  Awesome!  7 Water tower houses.

Illegal Pope

Do you think the people of Arizona would let this man cross their border?

Alexandra Socha - AT&T Girl

Ever wonder who the gal is on AT&T's silent treatment commercial is?  Well her name is Alexandra Socha.  Turns out that she is a Broadway actress.  More pics in the read more section


Liberals Hate Old People and Babies


There is nothing like a good death panel to start your Monday off now is there?  You need to be afraid America.  These talking heads on the radio, tv and newspapers are just as dangerous as the extremist in Washington.  Listen to them tell you who is worthy of life and who should be left for dead and imagine if they were talking about a family member of yours.  Do you really want people with this mentality making life decisions regarding your family?  Do you want the government to control your death?

Might as well right?  They control every other aspect of your life.


Neighborhood Watch Guide - Pic of the day


Friday, March 23, 2012

My First Cavity Search - Pic of the day


Government keeps all of your info


I am sure that data is going to be in good hands and not used against us.......

Riddle Me This

I just got done reading a story about an armored truck spilling its cash and making it look like " a snow globe of money".  Apparently people that witnessed this decided to collect for their emotional damages by grabbing some loose cash.  Now the police are asking for people to return the free cash that they picked up off the road.  Would you give it back?

I am a firm believer in the ancient saying "finders keepers".  If you don't want to lose your cash then learn how to lock the doors to your freaking ARMORED TRUCK.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

AFA - BIG GOVERNMENT

So I left work early today and switched on 980 and heard one of the biggest threats to our freedom that I have heard in a long time.  The name, Phillip Cosby and the association - The AFA of Kansas & Missouri.  

This is another Kook that claims to be a conservative yet spends his life fighting against our freedoms.  Who the hell is this self appointed Jesus to dictate to us what businesses we should be able to go to?  And of course he wants to use the bible to call us all sinners.

I am pretty sure that we are all adults and can make these choices on our own without this bible thumpers help.  So read up on this guy and ask yourself if he is the one you want controlling your life.

Oh and if you are Home Depot employee, he wants you to lose your job.  Compassion at its finest!

Phillip Cosby is NOT a conservative so don't be fooled.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!

The number one question on the mind of 10 year old's in California is, where they can get free condoms.  BUT fear not, there is a program in place to help little bobby protect himself from cooties coochies.  
Does your 10 year old worry about what the other kids will think of him walking around with condoms in his pocket?  He needn't worry because they did the research and came up with the following.

"If you think that having a condom on hand makes you look desperate for sex, check out these stats that show most teens think they look smart when they carry condoms.
  • 38 percent think guys look “smart and prepared.”
  • Only 7 percent think guys look like they are trying to look cool.
  • 54 percent think girls look “prepared for anything, and smart, too!”
  • Only 10 percent think girls look like sluts when they have a condom."
Thats right folks only 10% think your little girl is a slut for carrying around 10 free condoms, lube and a pamphlet on sex positions and the keys to a good hook up.  

I bet you are saying wow, there is no way that they can top that deal.  THINK AGAIN.  

Teensource.org offers its customers free pick up & delivery!
Access to the morning after pill
Tips on spotting clinics that try to trick you out of having that cool abortion that all your friends are having

Don't even worry about asking your parents, we tell you how cool it is not to ask and how the state of California gives you rights that your parents cant take away.  HOW COOL IS THAT.

GETTING LAID HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER!  


Picture of the Day


Loony Liberal - Jesus Freak - Other

Wonder who is trying to restrict our freedoms today....

1.  We are being urged to give up our sovereignty for the well being of the world.
2.  California is attempting to limit the freedom of speech in a way this country has never seen before.
3.  Refineries are set to take more of your money.  Who is to blame?
4.  Thought yelling at your cat was legal, think again.
5.  Making your own beer is illegal in many states.
6.  You are being spied on in your own Kitchen, for the good of the country...
7.  The same artists that protest Big Government and Big Business are starting SOPA back up.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Headline of the day - Castration Edition

Religious leaders at their best

Almost Daily Link Blast

Covering crap  that nobody cares about for over 5 years.

1.  Hipster douche bags now drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
2.  10 awesome church designs
3.  11 Types of people that show up to weddings.
4.  The official review of KFC's Chicken Pot Pie
5.  20 knots that you need to learn to tie before zombies come and kill you
6.  Are you being monitored at work?
7.  More Cliff and less Drive for Cliff Drive in KC
8.  Did you eat any of this old school candy?
9.  Travon Martin March in NYC tonight
10.  The cheapest cars of 2012
11.  Healthy Bacon Recipes - or ways to ruin Bacon

Emy Reyes vs. Megan Piper for Mike Stones Prom


and he got a yes

Loony Liberal - Jesus Freak - Other

Ever read a story and automatically think "stupid f'ing liberal" or "Typical Jesus Freak" and stop reading before you get all the information?  That is because the difference between the two groups is extremely small and nearly impossible to differentiate.  So moving forward, we will take advantage of your stupidity and play Loony Liberal, Jesus Freak or Other.  

Read the headlines below and try to decide which group is responsible.  

1.  Activist fire bombs State Senators office in Texas
2.  Tax information is now available to police for your safety
3.  Lubrication has entered politics.
5.  Another slut gets offended by statements made about her and demands apology.
8.  The spending of the nations wealthy with your money.
9.  The racist shooter in Florida has to be white right?  
10.  Another celeb in black face.
11.  Your food isn't good enough for the homeless!
12.  Media Freedom is under attack
13.  Politician believes that he knows how to better run your life.
16.  1% er being attacked for his success
17.  Students suffer again due to politics. 

Wise Words From Kenny Powers


Friday, March 16, 2012

An Irish Pub Song

Rebels of the Sacred Heart

Grope and Pillage Infographic

TSA Waste
Created by: OnlineCriminalJusticeDegree.com

St. Patrick's Day

Every year at this time people of all races and countries of origin come together to claim that they are Irish.  They do this by drinking and wearing green shirts with stupid ass slogans on them and puking their guts out in city streets.  Awesome representation of our heritage right?  Ask anybody at the parade who Bobby Sands is or about the riots in 1969 and they will say that he is the inventor of Guinness and the riots were because they ran out of Whiskey.  To them Bloody Sunday is nothing more than a U2 song and not a time where 26 unarmed civilians were murdered in cold blood by English invaders who remain to this day.

Could you imagine the stereotypes that would be played out if we followed the same guidelines with Black History month?
Screw it, enjoy the links.

1.  10 St. Patrick's Day apps for the drunken bastard in all of us.
2.  What would St. Patrick's Day be without a drink with shamrock in the title?  Shamrock Sour
3.  10 Things to know about St. Patrick's Day.
4.  Who is John Boyle O'Reilly 
5.  6 benefits of drinking to throw in the faces of those that will try to stop you from drinking until you puke.
6.  How to pour Guinness properly you heathens 
7.  Official link to Kansas City's parade.
8.  Urban Outfitters say that all Irish are drunks .  At least they used a hot model.
9.  Nike releases "Black & Tan" shoes.
10.  Best celebrations in the United States.  Kansas City doesn't make the list
11.  St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin
12.  Those of us in Blue Valley don't need to travel far for our Irish Pub. Llywelyns Pub. And for our elitist friends in Prairie Village their is O'Neills 

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Southern Miss - "Wheres your green card"

How freaking racist is that? Oh wait its Mississippi should we be surprised? What a bunch of ignorant inbreed WT hillbilly fucks.

Rick Santorum Lost My Support

I was beginning to think this guy was ok until he decided that the government would declare war on PORN.   Because that is what is important to our country????????

This is all we need right?  Some guy dictating to us how to live through his interpretation of the bible and utilizing the government to enforce his beliefs.  He is all for big government as long as it is used to push his ridiculous agenda of purity.  This is the same group that thinks that selling beer in grocery stores is evil, gambling is the work of the devil and a woman's place is in the kitchen pregnant.  And if those are his beliefs FINE just don't push them on the rest of us.I had no problem with what he believed in until he did that.

Screw that!

So I will now officially support Mitt Romney because maybe being the most conservative candidate (in the eyes of the bible thumpers) isn't something that America needs.

Almost Daily Link Blast

I am not sure why you are reading this crap when basketball is on!

1.  When women say one of these words, run!
2.  12 Hamburgers that you probably would never eat.
3.  19 Family Feud answers given by KCMOSD grads.
4.  10 WORST Baseball cards ever.  Holy crap these are bad.
5.  How to tell a woman that her Boyfriend is a total Douche Bag.
6.  3 Reasons to buy your IPAD 3 from Wal-Mart
7.  Further Proof that the PS3 sucks
8.  How much is your body worth?  This is an interesting read.
9.  11 Things Banned in Vegas, where gambling and prostitution is legal...
10 . Communist China will now control the news in the United States.

Hipster Douche Bag Superheros


Selena Gomez knows how to promote a movie

The amount of publicity that this movie (that nobody would otherwise care about) is getting because of Selena Gomez's bikini adventures is crazy.

Homeless < stray dog in Philly


Think that they are talking about Zoo animals or stray dogs?  Nope, they are talking about people, homeless people.  Its no wonder the Fresh Prince moved in with Uncle Phil

Chris Rock returns to Pookie

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

San Diego - LA Teachers = Sexual Predators

I can't believe how many teachers in SoCal are child molesters.  Who the hell screens these people?

Voter ID

Get rid of all the things that do require ID and I will be all for not needing ID to vote but it can't be one and not the other.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because watching teachers do porn is not all there is to the internet 

1.  All the new specs for the Ipad 3 are out.  Buy me one and I will be your friend.
2.  There isn't a single place on the net that you are safe, including PINTREST
3.  Abortions are now $25 and available in vending machines.
4.  25 Awesome ways to execute people.  BRING THEM BACK
5.  Paula Dean is being accused of Racism.
6.  12 Burritos big enough to feed KC Fatties 
7.  Remember when you could disappear.  Well these are the inventions that ruined that.
8.  6 ways to pick up neglected JOCO housewives at Nick & Jakes
9.  Disney is PRO fat kid.
10.  10 Sales tricks you dumb ass's keep falling for.
11.  Ramen that you can't buy in America
12.  66 Hottest athletes in the world
13.  Mother and Daughter strip club acts??????????????? 

KC Fatties Be Proud

Jayhawks and Tigers aren't the only teams making the Top 25.  KC is ranked one of the TOP 25 fattest cities in the World. 

Tiffany Six is - Stacie Halas is - Science Teacher of the year

Not only is this woman a great Science Teacher, she also is a great tipper!

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Headline of the Day


Holy Crap!

Married with Children Revisited - Pic of the day


McCaskill Scams the Lemmings

If you are one of the lemmings that went to this elitists website to vote against/for Rush then you have been scammed.  This opportunist is playing off of your ignorance in order to fund her struggling campaign for reelection due to her terrible voting record.  

When have you ever had to fill out all of the information to simply vote for an online poll?  She is simply putting together a mailing list to get money from you.  That is all this is, nothing more, nothing less.

Let us not forget that rather than calling someone a name she CALLED FOR VIOLENCE against non democrats.    

Slut Fluke Pics - The best of

I have had a ton of emails sent to me with pics regarding Sandra Fluke and thought I would share with you some of my favorites so far.
For the record, here is my take on this subject

1.  It is every woman's right to be a slut, whore and skank.
2.  In most cases we (men) encourage this behavior and have no problem with it.
3.  Sandra Fluke has the right to birth control, in fact I hope that the never reproduces.  
4.  In no way is the government suppose to step in and force people to fund the choices of others.
5.  In no way is the government suppose to dictate to "da church" what it is and isn't suppose to do.
6.  Refer back to rule 1.




Sunday, March 04, 2012

Almost Daily Link Blast

Because politics all the time is bad for your health


1.  Finding Jesus is easier than you think.
2.  20 people that loved eating people
3.  If you have one of these 10 medical syndromes then you are a freak
4.  8 hairstyles on women and what guys think of them.  (yes the femullet is mentioned)
5.  This Chinese reality show needs to make it to America - The Execution Factor
6.  Limbaugh apologizes to slut for calling her what she is
7.  TSA agents like Milf breasts
8.  Spam turns 75 and nobody cares.
9.  7 best HS parties in movie history 
10.  Obama likes gay men that have a big weapon 
11.  Rednecks go Green

Picture of the Day


The Wire - The JV steps up this weekend

Can KCK make 2012 their year?  Can't they let KCMO have anything?  

1.  2 dead and a freaking BABY wounded in shitsville.  And what the hell is a 16 year old doing at that apartment with a 21 year old???
2.  KCMO is getting soft!  Back in the day (2 weeks ago) there is noway that this would of ended peacefully. 
3. 2 more fine upstanding residents were gunned down by what were surely a couple of silly kids. 
4.  When robbing a Church's chicken it is important to wear your best coat.
5.  Who knew that drug dealers made crappy parents?  KCK again. 
6.  KCK man didn't realize that Kyle James is the only person in the metro that can get away with smakin ho's